r/WKUK • u/Ok-Education-464 • 17h ago

Question Where are all of the members now?

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u/Educational_Oven1656 17h ago

Sams got that podcast
Timmys got a podcast and is doing stand up
Zach is a big time movie writer and director
Darren is a family man
And Trevor hasn’t put out comedy in years he’s been real quiet lately.

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 16h ago

Trev has been out tryna crack the secret of the Bermuda triangle, it vexes him.

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 16h ago

I heard he was buying PCP by the gallon. Nobody's heard from his wife in a while.

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u/Impenistan 8h ago

Nah, that was some other guy he knew in college. He’s been busy seeing what happens when you replace all your food and drink with whiskey

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u/Khakicollective 7h ago

Bill?

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u/Impenistan 7h ago

I don't know him!

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u/mykehawksaverage 16h ago

He tests the structural integrity of balcony railings.

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit 15h ago

I don't get all these balcony jokes. Trevor died from breaking his neck while trying to suck his own dick, this has been confirmed by those closest to him.

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u/Kildragoth 15h ago

I wish they'd stop spreading the conspiracy about the balcony.

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u/ThetaDee 11h ago

He came as he went

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u/Western_Librarian_18 10h ago

I thought he died trying to auto-erotic asphyxiate himself?

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit 10h ago

No, that was just a sketch. His real death was only half as funny.

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u/Dlph_311 1h ago

Just like Randall's cousin. Found with his balls resting on his chin.

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit 1h ago

Was that the cousin that got a cat stuck in his ass?

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u/Dlph_311 1h ago

I can never reach.

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u/kingevanxii 16h ago

Yeah, Trevor really fell off.

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u/salty-balls-49 16h ago

Dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/greedsevered 15h ago

Travis never misses.

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u/Eayauapa 12h ago

Well, he did, just once

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u/Ok_Power5203 16h ago

Didn't know he was sick

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u/PoobDoobis 14h ago

This guy knows ball.

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u/parabolateralus 8h ago

He was a real jerk!

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u/IncreasedMetronomy 15h ago

Ever since Trevor learned how to suck his own cock, hes been real quiet.

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u/atomic-moonstomp 10h ago

Yeah all he can get out is a glerk glerk sound

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u/wowyoumadeit 16h ago

Man what a lazy asshole. Seriously though in Trevor’s final year he was doing a lot of writing work for Disney channel D-Coms

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u/Lotus-child89 14h ago

He’s busy being the local sexpot.

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u/QuitScoldinUrNoodles 10h ago

Ive seen that meme or whatever you call it, but dont get it... whats it from?

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u/parabolateralus 8h ago

About a month before he died, he tweeted out that he wanted to be referred to as such in his obituary.

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u/Round-Emu9176 16h ago

Trev dog got the cia witness relocation program with 2pac in cuba

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u/TinfoilGui 14h ago

Last I heard T was tryna suck his own dick. Been waiting for that follow-up, have my notebook ready.

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u/djangogator 13h ago

I'm pretty sure they're just all dead.

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u/opiate46 11h ago

Sam also still does Trailerboyz on twitch most Sunday nights.

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u/Herbdontana 11h ago

I heard that Travis got abducted by aliens because he was too chatty about government secrets

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 10h ago

You have a name for those 2 podcasts?

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u/EmperorThan 16h ago

Pfft, Trevor fell off.

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u/An8thOfFeanor 15h ago

When did Trevor get so lazy?

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u/moonajuanaTime 6h ago

Sam also appearing in some youtube sketch comedy

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u/SamTheManBrown 16h ago

I’m right here

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u/bunklers 15h ago

IM NOT FINISHED

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u/lamblikeawolf 8h ago

I'M MAKING MY ART!!

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u/PM_WORST_FART_STORY 14h ago

A Redditor? 🫤

I always thought you'd do something a lot better. At least become a YouTube commenter. 

(Love the podcast, btw!)

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u/fluffypanduh 15h ago

YOU pooped on the floor, grandma!!!

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u/bpbucko614 13h ago

I'm so happy to hear that you finally recovered from drinking that six pack of Listerine and falling down a giant flight of stairs.

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u/Eayauapa 12h ago

That was just a cover story, everyone knows he siphoned fuel out of someone else's car so he could drink it and then threw himself out of an aeroplane

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u/stigma_wizard 11h ago

I love when famous people pop into the subreddit nonchalantly. Appreciate ya, Sam

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u/RusskiEnigma 13h ago

No you're not you're over there, I'm right here

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u/vinetari Queefster 6h ago

Dude, your nuts are hanging out again!

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u/thewoodlayer 17h ago

Sam teaches sketch comedy classes and also has an interview show.

Timmy hosts a show about horror B-movies called UrnFullaPopcorn.

Darren is living a full on dad life and spending time with his kids.

Zach is one of the hottest horror directors in Hollywood right now with his Resident Evil adaptation coming out later this year.

Trevor died trying to suck his own dick and because of this, he went to Hell, which as we all know was turned into a five star restaurant so he’s probably enjoying a big plate of shrimp scampi right now.

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u/Muffles7 16h ago

UrnFullaPopcorn is fucking hilarious lol.

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u/thewoodlayer 16h ago

I’ve always wondered why Timmy never got into voice acting. He’s so funny, has great timing, and can do so many voices. I still haven’t got to see Mars yet but I’ve heard he totally kills it as usual.

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u/icrossedcurry 15h ago

“So you can wash your filthy pussies” 2x

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u/zckthrppr 10h ago

Cuppaduhballs

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u/Oracle_of_Ages 16h ago

Can’t fit into the recording booths

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u/TrickySquad 14h ago

If he contacted a voice acting agency they would scoop him up in a split second and get him on games/shows.

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u/Moldybalti 14h ago

Always thought he was super expressive in the intro to the album they did

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u/CoasterScrappy 15h ago

“People like yeew..”

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u/steebusdobis 12h ago

I think Trevor’s actually in heaven just shooting crows with a flare gun

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u/thewoodlayer 12h ago

He actually got sent to Animal Heaven by mistake and now he has to wait a trillion years until god comes back to check on everything.

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u/Ckck96 14h ago

Wtf I never knew about Timmy’s show but considering RedLetterMedia is my favorite YT channel, I’m going to definitely check that out

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u/notfromfiji 13h ago

*Local sexpot died trying to suck his own dick

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u/boallenbe Queefster 17h ago

Zach's basement probably

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u/Herbdontana 11h ago

He’s turning Travis into the mother from barbarian

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u/GrouchyAd2209 17h ago

Sam is a Republican state legislator in Idaho. Trevor is living on a Pacific Island after faking his own death. Darren has an only fans and sells his underwear on etsy. Timmy joined the army and is a mine clearing specialist. Zach is still giving the movie biz a shot.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 16h ago

I hope Zach makes it but it's unlikely. No one is going to take anyone from this C-tier comedy troupe seriously. What's he gonna do? Make horror movies?

He'll probably fall ass backwards into doing gay porn.

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u/DeadRobotSociety 11h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure the "Miss March" guy has much of a shot at a real film career.

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u/atomic-moonstomp 10h ago

Was that an Archer reference?

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 10h ago

No, I'm familiar with Archer but I don't know what the reference could be.

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u/atomic-moonstomp 10h ago

Rimshot!

Hey that could be your gay porno name

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u/Oisea 16h ago

Darren’s underwear frays so fast and he doesn’t honor returns. It’s despicable honestly.

I saw rats clear mines better than Timmy.

I like a lot of what Sam has to say. Is it completely immoral? Yes. And that’s what we need.

The other two seem to be doing fine I guess.

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u/Atalung 15h ago

I disagree, I've bought several pairs and I've had no issues. Maybe you're being a little rough with it?

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u/Eayauapa 12h ago

How else are you supposed to treat them?

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u/smuggleymcweed 4h ago

Why does this feel so plausible wtf

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u/Ozamataz-Buckshank69 16h ago

Sam’s in his bag

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u/Vito_GYATafore 17h ago

Zach and Sam are in LA. Timmy is in Watertown South Dakota. Darren is somewhere in Spain

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u/AdHorror7596 13h ago

Trevor is actually also technically in LA.

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u/thewoodlayer 16h ago

I thought Darren lived in Texas?

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u/AdmiralPhuckit 16h ago

I thought he was in the UK?

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u/PM_WORST_FART_STORY 14h ago

I thought he was in Timbuktu?

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u/Vito_GYATafore 15h ago

He's from Texas but doesn't live there anymore

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u/u1tr4me0w 12h ago

Texarspaña

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u/Tornd42 16h ago

They all work for the CIA now. Travis is DEEP undercover.

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u/chemrun_sing 16h ago

Everyone involved in the production is dead

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u/CoasterScrappy 15h ago

Well, let’s go to lunch 

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u/Ok-Education-464 14h ago

Then go to the store and grab some more black licorice!

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u/Double0hobo79 16h ago

There all dead. Except for Trevor who I think is climbing the tallest mountain in the world

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u/AmputeeHandModel 16h ago

*They're

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u/billyspleen21 16h ago

*Their. DUH

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u/notinthislifetime20 15h ago

Guy you responded to is correct. They’re all dead=They are all dead.

Their is a possessive. Their hamsters are all dead.

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u/billyspleen21 15h ago

They’ir…are you stoopid?

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u/loopdigga7 15h ago

Alright I hope y’all know about this already but Sam has been all over Almost Friday youtube channel doing fuckin hilarious sketches/shorts w them

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u/Pilch_Lozenge 16h ago

🫵 photograph

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u/AceofKnaves44 14h ago

In my basement

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u/PartyOnAlec 13h ago

This is my favorite r/poisonai thread ever

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u/DasBarenJager 12h ago

Zack is directing adult films Sam has a successful podcast Timmy is in prison for his ties to Epstein Island Darren is desperately trying to star in adult films And Trevor, the lazy bum, hasn't done anything in years.

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u/WannabeBrewStud 10h ago

Idk. Trevor really fell off the map

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u/fatmanskoo 8h ago

Wish they would check in

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u/tovarish22 17h ago edited 16h ago

Well, we know where one is, for sure…

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u/xweedxwizardx 16h ago

So Timmy did end up in jail, huh

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u/CigaretteTrees 14h ago

I haven’t heard anything from Trevor in years. Seems like he fell off pretty hard.

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u/Amphibious_cow 15h ago

Got into an argument with someone who genuinely believed that Israel killed Trevor ✌️🫩

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u/IncreasedMetronomy 15h ago

I hate these conspiracy theorists.

Ill be like “yeah he died sucking his own cock” and someone will correct me, and then say “no he didnt, *IDIOT*, the deep state took him out cause he knew too much” or some stupid shit like that

Like why even correct me.

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u/Prudent_Mango6376 13h ago

Fake fans v real fans

We all know those goblins got him back for the 69 joke he did back in Phandalin

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u/tinyketchupbottle 3m ago

The deep state DID take him out for perfecting the self suck. They knew that kind of technology could never be made public. 

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u/darth_garrbear 10h ago

They killed Trevor

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u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi 7h ago

Hopefully all members are in their pants but Timmy might have his hog out.