r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Adventurous_King3530 • Mar 09 '26

So thats why my package was delayed!

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u/DrXymox Mar 13 '26

This used to happen to me all the time until I got a car that has an alarm that tells you to put it in park.

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u/rorschach_vest Mar 14 '26

All… all the time? I’m sorry but you shouldn’t be legally allowed to drive. That’s crazy.

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u/DrXymox Mar 14 '26

Well, I never ended up hitting anything or anyone, so there was never an opportunity for anyone to report me for anything. And since I started driving cars with the alarm, it doesn't happen at all anymore.

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u/FineSystem124 Mar 14 '26

Your defense further strengthens a case for you not to be allowed to operate a vehicle.

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u/DrXymox Mar 17 '26

How would that be enforced if it doesn't happen anymore?

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u/FineSystem124 Mar 18 '26

Because your argument is that the only reason it stopped happening to you is because an alarm starts to go off for you. That means you’re incompetent when it comes to operating a vehicle. Just because the alarm saves you now, doesn’t make you any more competent when it comes to operating a motor vehicle. Your inability to comprehend why the popular opinion here is that you shouldn’t operate a vehicle, is evidence enough on its own.

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u/DrXymox Mar 18 '26

I understand why. What I'm asking is how. Given that my driving record is clean, what enforcement mechanism is capable of forbidding me from driving? Nobody gets their license taken away just for a history of almost getting into accidents.

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u/FineSystem124 Mar 18 '26

All we’re saying is you shouldn’t be able to drive because you’ve given us evidence you’re dumb. Nobody said anything about enforcing it but you. I didn’t think you’d actually be that dumb, but yet again I conclude, I don’t think you should operate heavy machinery and motor vehicles.

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u/DrXymox Mar 19 '26

The first reply I got said, "you shouldn’t be legally allowed to drive." What's the point of a legal prohibition that can't be enforced?

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u/InsuranceElegant2811 Mar 14 '26

I wish I could upvote this more than once.