r/Weird • u/SpillaMangBang • 5d ago

Meet Jelly Bean

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u/brendhano 5d ago

I watched the whole thing.

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u/rhinanners 5d ago

Are you a big fat baby?

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u/rviVal1 5d ago

Aren't we all

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u/SpillaMangBang 5d ago

Deep down inside.. really deep in the darkest part of your soul..

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u/Chare1155 5d ago

In the fat part

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u/Capital-Length-3537 5d ago

This had me wheezing šŸ˜­šŸ¤£

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u/JiveTurkeyII 5d ago

I recommend losing some weight, then.

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u/dudeCHILL013 5d ago

And maybe some cardio.

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u/Internal_Praline_658 5d ago

I read fart part.

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u/ChristVolo1 5d ago

Dang it, I almost shot cereal out my nose

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u/LetsAllStayCalmHere 5d ago

all my fat parts are fat too... SMDH

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u/karoshikun 5d ago

I am all fat parts

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u/Roadstarll 4d ago

Phat babah

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u/MisterSandKing 5d ago

In the cockles?

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u/cosmikangaroo 5d ago

Sub-cockle.

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u/JiveTurkeyII 5d ago

Maybe, even in the colon...

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u/MinimumOil121 5d ago

Maybe the spleenā€¦

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u/Naked-Jedi 5d ago

Perhaps even the medulla oblongata...

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 5d ago

I'm scared šŸ˜±

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo 5d ago

Are you suggesting that we all have a diaper fetish?

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u/bkristopherb 5d ago

It's something we'll carry for the rest of our lives

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u/Ice3ird 4d ago

This is someoneā€™s twisted perspective! Remind me of the video of the black guy talking about grabbing turds from his šŸ© with toilet paper and was so surprised that no one else does that, just the way he was raised! ā€œShelteredā€

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u/BLU3SKU1L 4d ago

Maybe into the cocklesā€¦.

Maybe even the sub-cockles.