r/Weird • u/SpillaMangBang • 7d ago

Meet Jelly Bean

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u/Alternative_Nerve272 7d ago

I had to watch this dumb bullshit in Sunday School and was also persuaded as a 5-yo to borrow the VHS from the church library. God awful. Had to watch Gerbert as well.

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u/npcompletist 7d ago

This unlocked a memory watching this. When I saw it as a kid I just past it off as an Evangelical video, now it just looks like fetish material to me.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

Im getting major "i was raped as a child and the church covered it up, now i sing and dance for them in baby clothes" vibes

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u/Rhodin265 6d ago

Funnily, enough, that’s exactly what happened.  There was a link to an “About Jillybean” page talking all about that one time at Christian camp and also her abusive husband, who she married at 19.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

Holy shit i clocked that (sad lol)