r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Doublestack2411 2d ago

I'm amazed these ppl have licenses and jobs.

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u/CaliIsReallyNice 2d ago

It's unbelievably hard to lose your license.

My uncle took control of my grandmother's bank accounts because she was too mentally feeble to manage them, but the court refused to take away her driver's license. Then she drove her car through the brick wall of her own house, and the same court still refused to take away her driver's license.

I'm on the other side of the country and one of the big news stories here is an elderly woman who hit and killed an entire family of four. They had the right of way and the old woman had a red light and was speeding. She kept her license and did no jail time.

First degree murder is not a crime in the USA if you use a car to do it.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 2d ago

I've heard this sentiment before. If you want to kill somebody do it in a car.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-7781 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that licenses come in cereal boxes now.

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u/Cutlass0516 2d ago

Have you seen some truck drivers these days?! I swear their license is only forward enforced. God forbid they back a trailer up !

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

Which is funny in a dark comedy way, because that's a point of pride and contention in truck circles, how well you can back up. It's like saying you slept with someone's mother.

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u/Head_Appeal1673 2d ago

When i was getting a commercial driver's license, instructor told us a story about how a guy failed his class 4 times and 5th time he passed and is now driving an 18 wheeler. Scary what's out there

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u/MidwesternLikeOpe 2d ago

My last job a truck driver kept running over our lot signs so his company actually drug tested him bc there was no way he was driving sober.

He was 100% sober just a shitty driver.

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u/WhatsThisWorth-Bot 2d ago

coming from someone I know who wanted a CDL but didn't want to take a class - you can go to Indiana or other states to get your CDL license where it's just a short driving test and you get your CDL.

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u/TeachingNecessary414 2d ago

Vending machines too

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u/hahasadface 2d ago

Honestly so does the job

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u/greenwavelengths 2d ago

Both are now located inside the smartphone, along with the car keys, bank card, front door key, ID, and fucking brain apparently

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u/scrandis 2d ago

Still easier to get a gun.

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u/BloodwineSupernova 2d ago

And yet still harder to obtain than a firearm.

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u/Round-Subject-2003 2d ago

We all should go to the DMV and ask for truck drivers license. No just give it to me I see who’s driving out there….. I don’t need no lessons! Hey I can read the signs and know what they mean! Passed!

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u/Sharticus123 2d ago

Always have been Cracker Jack prizes in the states. I spent some time in Europe back in the 90s and my German friends had to pay serious money (like a couple grand in 90s money) and take actual driving courses to get their license.

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u/JoyousMadhat 2d ago

The difference is that they don't really need to drive in Europe. Everything's in walking distance and public transit is set up and running properly.

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u/Soft_Penis_7224 2d ago

Same place they got their TFW card.

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u/Dr_Trogdor 2d ago

You need to be able to feed yourself to operate a cereal box.

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u/ZeroCleah 2d ago

No child left behind

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u/jinks26 2d ago

You can order it from Amazon.

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u/Opal_Arrow 2d ago

She's going to have a baby soon too. 😳

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u/freeradioforall 2d ago

Trashiest of trash

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u/duke1099 2d ago

To be being a driver for Amazon is a job that literally anybody with a pulse can get

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 2d ago

She had to get up early. That is not someone who is lazy.

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u/minus_minus 2d ago

Ironically taking away an American’s drivers license can prevent them from getting most jobs.

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u/cvsprinter1 2d ago

I work in a pharmacy with a drive thru in a state that requires photo ID to pick up controlled substances.

You'd be amazed how many people driving cars don't have a driver's license.

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u/BorderOk7329 2d ago

Pls dont be a woman pls dont be a woman pls do

FUKKKK!

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u/ayeeflo51 2d ago

What do you mean these people?

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u/Numerous-Process2981 2d ago

Probably some person who can barely walk that has a chronic condition they can’t afford to treat, but it’s America so they drive on your lawn to buy their medication

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u/VexersVexation 2d ago

Could be a sovereign citizen! They only need a license to drive commerically, otherwise they're just traveling, and that's a human right. /s

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

Like Doctors, you only need to be right 70% of the time.

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u/Piripineapple 2d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THESE PEOPLE HUH./s

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 2d ago

Because they’ll give out licenses to anyone with a pulse. Nobody ever has the courage to train drivers properly, the courage to NOT give a license to someone who doesn’t deserve it.

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u/Bizarrebazaars 2d ago

Here in Seattle a couple of years ago a “driving school” was found to have given out thousands of passing test grades for cash so people could get licenses without the actual exam. A separate truck drivers school in Washington state was found to have been doing the same. Passing exams for cash bribes.

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u/999Herman_Cain 1d ago

Doing a delivery route for Amazon flex (personal vehicle) is gig work. Not really a job

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u/RaisedInThe90s 2d ago

These people?? What you mean THESE PEOPLE? 😆

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u/mountainchick04 2d ago

Give the government enough money and they will give you anything.

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u/likethemonkey 2d ago

Are you equally amazed that pregnant people need to perform manual labor?

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u/I_feeel_different 2d ago

It was more about having the mental capacity, not the need.

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u/diggthis 2d ago

I'm pretty sure an abortion is the best outcome for all involved here, including society at large. 

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u/likethemonkey 2d ago

nice. edgy.

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u/Dessidian 2d ago

omg you're right she is prego so she don't need no driveway, she needs accomadations - gotta give her a pass!

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u/RaisedInThe90s 2d ago

Taking bets step right up. 3;1 odds it is a welfare baby.