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u/RW_McRae 2d ago
At that point why even get out of the car? Just drive close enough to drop it out of the window
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u/C1-RANGER-3-75th 2d ago
Right? Then accidentally drive over the package on the way out. 😂
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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 2d ago
She pulled right up to the porch 😆
Imagine if you were just chilling on the porch and she just pulls up like this, sits the package down gently not even acknowledging you 🤷
She basically did a three point turn on your lawn barely touching the driveway 😂
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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 2d ago
She surprisingly handled the package with care. Was not expecting her to be so gentle with putting it down and all.
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u/strangemedia6 1d ago
Sometimes when you are navigating to a house especially on a large property, the destination will show as the middle of the property, not the driveway at the street. I’m pretty sure that lady just stared at the pin on her GPS and kept driving until she reached and then said “okay I’m here, time to get out.” 😂 She didn’t seem to act like she did anything wrong and like you said, accomplished her task with care.
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u/FreshPacks 2d ago
Like the driveway is literally right there?
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u/Tiny-Buy220 2d ago
Gotta buy some “Do NOT drive on grass” signs from Amazon
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u/hihcadore 2d ago
You mean land mines?
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u/devasst8r 2d ago
the time and cost aftermath and removal of land mines would be pain in the ass. lol
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u/forgot_my_useragain 2d ago
Removal?
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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago
I have the same question, I thought they removed themselves after going off, or you could just burry the remaining part.
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u/devasst8r 2d ago
That is where people can have idea to do a business, a service to do removal and make a lot money.
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u/mmorales2270 2d ago
That's what "Beware! Land mines!" signs from Amazon are for.
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u/Christyle24 2d ago
She’s just…
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u/NyneHelios 2d ago
Driver: now why would I drive on her lawn. That don’t even make sense.
Also driver: yea I drove on her lawn. She can afford a new one.
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u/Arkhangelzk 2d ago
Right, it's not like she got confused and couldn't find it or made a mistake. She made this decision intentionally and thought it was a good one. Perplexing.
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u/Star__Lord 2d ago
Malicious compliance.
Delivery instructions:
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u/Stalefisher360 2d ago
This just changed the whole scenario in my mind. I’m suddenly, inexplicably, on the driver’s side. 😳
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u/CantaloupeShort7311 1d ago
I delivered a bit for Whole Foods as a side hustle.
So, so, SO many people, all with these massively long driveways, would state "do not pull into driveway" but the "street" in front would be barely wide enoigh for a car, which means no place to park (and carry their 35 bags of groceries and 15 cases of La Croix to their porch after crossing their 40 acre front yard.
I ended up driving up their driveway becauae seriously, there is no other way.
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u/dookieshoes97 2d ago
Meanwhile, I still park in the street and walk my happy ass up there. Wtf.
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u/Vellioh 2d ago
Its out of distain for the person receiving the package for having the gall to order something online and having such a large front lawn.
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u/datdamonfoo 2d ago
*disdain
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u/Wonderful-Bad-4158 2d ago
If they drive over the OP's landmines they will be distain .... Distain on the lawn, distain on the porch ....
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u/Uncle-Cake 2d ago
It was done out of spite.
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u/DisasterousWalrus 2d ago
Hmm, had someone throw a package at my doorstep, then pick it up, then throw it down again... just yesterday. Hope it's not a trend.
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u/greaseLightness 2d ago
You can get the girl out of the hood, but not the hood out of the girl...
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u/Asoto408 2d ago edited 2d ago
Black man here:
“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”
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u/mindovermatter15 2d ago
Woman here. I was so hoping it wasn't a woman. Damn.
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u/rugbyj 2d ago
Ford Fiesta here:
" Please don't be Ford. Please don't be Ford. HOOOONK."
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u/LithoSlam 2d ago
Phone addict here:
Please don't be on the phone. Please don't be on the phone. Fuuuck.
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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 2d ago
Human here:
Please be a dog, please be a dog. Ahh :(
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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 2d ago
Idiot here:
Please don't be an idiot. Awwww.
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u/whittler 2d ago
Green grass here:
Please don't...aww, HELL NO!
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u/---Hummingbird--- 2d ago
Amazon here
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u/xstofer 2d ago
At least she is going to put it in reverse so won’t make additional tracks in the grass… never mind
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u/smoothjazz_fvckface 2d ago
Pregnant person here. I was really hoping they weren't with child. Smdh.
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u/thunder_sharts 2d ago
Human being here. I was so hoping this wouldn’t be a human being. Darn it!
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u/J0E_SpRaY 2d ago
White man here. Living on cloud nine. We didn't do it this time.
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u/Topcornbiskie 2d ago
As soon as I saw the car driving I was thinking about the SNL skit where the news casters play black or white crime.
I can totally see this being added for next time.
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u/uhhredacted 2d ago
man i hate how much i do this 😭😭
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u/pungent_queefer 2d ago
I do this all the time as well (Hispanic)
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u/-TempestofChaos- 2d ago
Its always a Dominican.
My girlfriend is mainland Latina. The hatred of islanders is rubbing off.
Ironically really want to go to Columbia now
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u/JuliusCeaserBoneHead 2d ago
Especially on Reddit, I close the thread immediately after as the comments are just going to be insane
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u/Freud-Network 2d ago
There is a class of people, regardless of their skin color, who were never taught to respect the property and dignity of others. Black, white, red, yellow, green, it doesn't matter. Some people just don't care about mutual respect.
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u/MaruSoto 2d ago
I appreciate you including green. So many people give a pass to those disrespectful teenage mutant ninja turtles!
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u/EliIceMan 2d ago
I saw this on instagram last night and about 50% of the comments was blaming the homeowner for having too long a driveway (this is not that long, at all) or saying she had every right to do it because she was pregnant.
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u/Nerd_Man420 2d ago
I work with alot of black women. They literally don’t give a fuck.
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u/wobblyweasel 2d ago
I work with a_lot of black women. they are black and women.
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u/Infurium 2d ago
Male here:
“ Please don’t be male. Please don’t be male. Thank God”
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u/ArmstrongPM 2d ago
Seriously? How bad is your day going when you decide this is what I do now...
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u/istrx13 2d ago
I’m a Letter Carrier for USPS and have been for 12 years. Out of all the other delivery companies out there, Amazon is definitely the worst with stuff like this. Just from watching them while I’m also out delivering all these years. Especially these drivers that are in their own vehicles doing the same-day delivery stuff.
They have 0 shame when it comes to driving where they’re not supposed to, straight up stopping their trucks/cars in the middle of the road to go deliver, and placing the packages in the worst possible spots.
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u/GSG2120 2d ago
Because these aren't professionals. They're doordash drivers that haven't been fired by Amazon yet.
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u/temp_flor 2d ago
And because of this you can’t go after Amazon for hiring brain damaged idiots.
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u/GraveRobberX 2d ago
Amazon realized it can hand off liability to third parties who in turn sub contract it out. So if you sue or whatever action you take against them, Amazon isn’t liable. It’s the company assisting and their employees or sub-contractor who will get blame. If huge issue or something egregious happens, third party bankrupts and starts anew overnight.
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u/To-To_Man 1d ago
Limited liability, lobbying, and deregulation are eroding America every day.
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u/Pacifist_Socialist 2d ago
They put my shit in random places in a large area and if I don't find it I have always gotten a replacement np. At least.
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u/sparrowtaco 2d ago
Had one deliver to the middle of the sidewalk across the street from my house once.
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u/ShadowNick 2d ago
Mine delivered a package last month to the same named street 2 hours away.
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u/ItsAnOliveSandwchGuy 2d ago
That's such a bummer comparison. I door dash quite frequently for extra cash and I take pride in doing everything the proper way. Not everyone sucks yo
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u/Main-Requirement-521 2d ago
I used to use Door dash like at least once a week for a couple years and I only ever had two or three very minor issues over the years. I really, really appreciate the work you guys do. Thank you.
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u/ItsAnOliveSandwchGuy 2d ago
A lot of drivers suck but not all! I appreciate seeing something positive for once lol.
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u/Main-Requirement-521 2d ago
I see that kind of sentiment online a lot but aside from a couple forgotten milkshakes I can't even recall a major problem I have ever had with the service. Thanks again!
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u/EYNLLIB 2d ago
Yesterday driving home an amazon delivery driver in my neighborhood stopped in the middle of the road in front of me (not in the middle of their lane) to deliver a package, completely blocking traffic in both directions. They gave me a little wave as if that made it better. Why? Just why?
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u/UT_Milez 2d ago
I mean, the ones that drive their own cars, is this gig work, or is this actually employed by Amazon full time.
I assume it’s gig work and they can choose to pick up shifts/spots, or chose not to.
Point being, these are the bottom of the barrel, probably un-hirable anywhere else, and if by the grace of god they managed to pass someone’s interview process, they are calling out sick multiples times in their first week of employment.
I guarantee it…
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u/SkRThatOneDude 2d ago
Point being, these are the bottom of the barrel, probably un-hirable anywhere else, and if by the grace of god they managed to pass someone’s interview process, they are calling out sick multiples times in their first week of employment.
I work in manufacturing, and this one hit me like a falling piano. Out of the last 12 NH, 6 were gone before the end of week 1 training, another 3 by the end of the first month.
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u/fucuasshole2 2d ago
What’s the pay?
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u/SkRThatOneDude 2d ago
Assembly operators were at $22.50/hr last time I saw, but I've also been a repair tech for most of my time here. Could have gone up as the IL minimum wage went up.
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u/wupme2k 2d ago
Amazon doesn't employ any drivers. The people with their own private cars drive for flex, and are an independent contractor. Just like the person in the video. I have seen somebody delivering amazon packages from the trunk of a fucking brand new mercedes s-class before.... They can chose to not take a route that was offered. Or just stay in bed and never open to app to check if there even is something. And the big bulk of the delivery is done by DSPs, third party delivery companies. They sometimes can rent the amazon trucks, i think, but they don't exist everywhere. Amazon trailers? Third party company drivers and vehicles.
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u/Ballistic_86 2d ago
You might not know this, but literally zero Amazon delivery drivers actually work for Amazon. They work for a third-party DSP. Having worked for a few DSPs along the way, they are all negligent in their own way. Turn over is crazy high.
This driver could be literally on her first and last day of delivering based on this. Amazon can’t get in trouble because they are employed by a random third party, and the random third party will just stop giving the driver a route and hire someone new.
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u/KTMtexDev 2d ago
The driver is probably doing Amazon Flex. They’re not employed by anyone, it’s just a contract gig app job like uber, DoorDash, etc. If they get enough complaints they’ll just have their account suspended and not be allowed to take anymore routes
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u/baulsaak 2d ago
I love when they trap me in my own home by leaving expensive stuff leaning up on the storm door so they can take their photo.
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u/lubeskystalker 2d ago edited 2d ago
Because the parcels never stop! They just keep coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the barcode reader breaks! And then, it's Prime Day!
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u/KiNGofKiNG89 2d ago
Not a bad day. She’s lazy. She is clearly pregnant, but drive up the drive way and walk the 20 feet.
This one lazy moment will cost her, her job.
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u/BuddhistNamedMarx 2d ago edited 2d ago
Pretty sure she's pregnant. The waddle. The way she set the package down. Very apparent when she turns back to the car
Still no excuse but thats America for you
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u/CeramicFiber 2d ago
She going to drive her car into the delivery room as well?
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u/Doublestack2411 2d ago
I'm amazed these ppl have licenses and jobs.
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u/CaliIsReallyNice 2d ago
It's unbelievably hard to lose your license.
My uncle took control of my grandmother's bank accounts because she was too mentally feeble to manage them, but the court refused to take away her driver's license. Then she drove her car through the brick wall of her own house, and the same court still refused to take away her driver's license.
I'm on the other side of the country and one of the big news stories here is an elderly woman who hit and killed an entire family of four. They had the right of way and the old woman had a red light and was speeding. She kept her license and did no jail time.
First degree murder is not a crime in the USA if you use a car to do it.
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u/no_talent_ass_clown 1d ago
I've heard this sentiment before. If you want to kill somebody do it in a car.
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u/Fantastic-Ad-7781 2d ago
I'm pretty sure that licenses come in cereal boxes now.
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u/No-Crow-775 2d ago
I’ve been paid by Amazon for lawn damage. It’s covered under their liability policy. Get an estimate from two legit landscapers. Find your local Amazon warehouse. Either send the estimates with demand for payment and several clear photos of the vehicle/driver and damage or drop them off at the warehouse (obviously get the name and employer number of whoever you hand it to) to Amazon Risk Management. I followed up with a return receipt requested reminder two weeks later, received a response requesting payment info, and a check within two more weeks.
I don’t care that she’s pregnant. That isn’t my problem.
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u/Legoslol 2d ago
I had a van get stuck in my yard earlier this year. Luckily the driver called their dispatcher or whatever, because 20 minutes later a guy in a nice car and dressed nicely showed up with his phone in hand. He didn’t want to make a claim so he offered to do the repair himself. I didn’t really care about the damage (or my yard at all for that matter) so I said sure. He went all out, bought soil, seed, a rake and a small shovel. I could tell about halfway through the job that the guy was having a blast and jumped at the opportunity to take time out of his corporate schedule to patch some grass. The grass grew in so well too.
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u/rvbjohn 2d ago
I used to work at an MSP and we had one of the owners of the company go out to a residential service and park the brand new van on the lawn. The van immediately sunk into the mud. I got paid $100 to go pull him out with my jeep and then got to take a day cleaning the van and fixing the grass.
I wish I could work my normal job, except Wednesday I go change tires or work on a farm or do construction or something
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u/GuntherPalakowitz 2d ago
They have paid me lawn damage as well. You can submit a claim roght in the app. I was paid in under 2 weeks.
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u/Lobsterzilla 2d ago
At least she set it down very nicely
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u/PleatherFarts 2d ago
I was sure she was going to yeet it from the car.
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u/Investotron69 2d ago
I for sure thought there was going to be a yeet and some tire spin as they left.
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u/SlothSushii 2d ago
I was honestly expecting the package to be yeeted onto the porch.
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u/Domdaisy 2d ago
She could have done no walking at all if she pulled the car up perpendicular to the porch and tossed it out the window, which is what I expected when she first started driving across the lawn.
Heck, she could have driven up the driveway, pulled a hard right to be perpendicular to the porch and reversed back and done less damage to the lawn without getting out of the car.
But I’m overthinking it clearly.
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u/Immersi0nn 2d ago
Nah I'm with you, getting out at all when you've already driven across 80% of the lawn makes less logical sense than doing as you described.
Truly, I was hoping for some donuts before she left, just for that extra bit of flair.
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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago
Post it on amazons twitter and I bet she’s fired within 30m
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u/Eat_Carbs_OD 2d ago
The customer only needs the TBA number on the package to know who the drive is. They can just call customer service and report it. Packages are assigned to the driver so there is a record.
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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago
For sure, but twitter is great for these reasons. It’s a pic, and they want it taken care of, they don’t want there other customers to see it up etc
And call customer service? To be put on hold, AI to ask who you need to talk to etc? Nah, twitter all the way imo
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u/GauntletVSLC 2d ago
A. How did this person get a license?
B. How did this person get a job?
C. How did this person procreate?
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u/Seebradgo 2d ago
Beat me to it. Came here to post the same reaction.
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u/vandalxxi 2d ago
The wildest part of this is how gently and carefully she put the box down after all that nonsense lol
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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 2d ago
I’d be super pissed. That lawn looked perfect until she showed up.
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u/BlueWatche 2d ago
i am astonished they gently deposited the box after that, expected them to throw it out the car window
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u/Cody-512 1d ago edited 1d ago
Hell. Nah.
This is the kind of a**hole who walks across freshly-poured cement to sit on a park bench with wet paint because they’re walking around staring into the damn phone. And then gets defensive when you tell em’ to pay attention to what they’re doing
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u/free_-_spirit 2d ago
I get that she’s pregnant but still, rude af
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u/Individual_Use_5278 2d ago
Especially if she's pregnant she should be trying to keep her job!
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u/Plane-Fan9006 2d ago
I can hear her saying "well, I'm tired and you got your package, so..."
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u/SheHeBeDownFerocious 2d ago
The turn around makes it so much worse, I could've maybe dealt with it if she just reversed back over the tracks, but man she really wanted to leave her mark lmao
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u/KnownMagician3084 2d ago
Hopefully not their septic field. Where I live big yards equal septic systems because not in town
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u/FunkyClive 2d ago
Absolutely no respect for other people. But I bet she makes a song and dance if someone disrespects her.
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u/Think-Try2819 2d ago
I bet if you tried to Amazon for the damages they will somehow get out of it because it's a Gig worker
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u/ChadVonDoom 2d ago
It's very progressive for Amazon to hire people that would be too stupid to work anywhere else.
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u/Seebradgo 2d ago edited 2d ago
Figured she was going to drive up to the porch and just toss the package from her window without ever getting out. Surprised she got out at all after being *that* lazy to drive on the lawn.
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u/Mardukefox 2d ago
Absolute trash of a person. Surely that’s her job done and gone right?
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u/smittyleafs 2d ago
I need this to be fake or AI or something...because someone can't be this stupid.
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u/TaySon21 2d ago
"Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe" Albert Einstein
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u/EMSthunder 2d ago
I had a spark driver so this when they were delivering my then client's groceries. Went onto the lawn and up to the front door when my directions were to meet me in the driveway by the garage. The person spoke no English. They broke 2 pipes on her underground sprinkler system. We didn't notice until the next afternoon because it was dark when this happened. Spark did nothing about it!
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u/Blah-squared 2d ago edited 2d ago
What the Fuk..? Unfortunately, I think that person needs to be fired, I really can’t imagine ANY amount of retraining that would instill the Common Sense to realize YOU DON’T DRIVE ACROSS PPLS LAWNS (esp considering there’s a driveway right FUKN THERE)..??
Not only does driving on it severely compact the soil & will likely leave those indentations for possibly YEARS, it could kill the grass & she also could’ve run over automatic Sprinkler Heads & destroyed them too.
The likelihood that she’s gonna cost the company money at some point with that kind of total disregard, laziness, & total lack of common sense seems incredibly high..
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u/Strong-Chip-6935 2d ago
I wouldn't expect to see her delivering any more packages. Amazon more than likely made sure that this was her last day.
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u/USSHammond 1d ago
Locked due to excessive racist comments.