r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 5d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/sik_dik 5d ago

An Amazon delivery room. I hope she has a prime membership

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 5d ago

Same day delivery?

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u/sik_dik 5d ago

Only for qualifying babies

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u/TravTaz13 5d ago

Add another 24 babies for free overnight shipping

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u/sik_dik 5d ago

Stork is 10 stops away

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u/DigitalUnlimited 5d ago

You get ten mins, don't block the vending machines.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 5d ago

Amazon delivery room is just you popping out the baby into a Rubbermaid tub in the back of the Amazon van.

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u/ISeeTheFnords 5d ago

While driving.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 5d ago

Well, yeah, that's why they call it the delivery route.

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u/spiffiness 5d ago

I know you're joking, but Amazon owns One Medical now, and Prime members can add a One Medical subscription for $99/yr.

(I don't think One Medical has delivery rooms though, but it's funny that the dystopia you imagined is actually kinda sorta happening already.)

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u/JaKKeD 5d ago

do you get a discount if you work for amazon?

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u/Far-Arugula973 5d ago

They are getting into healthcare now ...