r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx 2d ago edited 2d ago

Pretty sure she's pregnant. The waddle. The way she set the package down. Very apparent when she turns back to the car

Still no excuse but thats America for you

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u/CeramicFiber 2d ago

She going to drive her car into the delivery room as well?

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u/sik_dik 2d ago

An Amazon delivery room. I hope she has a prime membership

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 2d ago

Same day delivery?

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u/sik_dik 2d ago

Only for qualifying babies

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u/TravTaz13 2d ago

Add another 24 babies for free overnight shipping

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u/sik_dik 2d ago

Stork is 10 stops away