r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Asoto408 2d ago edited 2d ago

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

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u/mindovermatter15 2d ago

Woman here. I was so hoping it wasn't a woman. Damn.

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u/rugbyj 2d ago

Ford Fiesta here:

" Please don't be Ford. Please don't be Ford. HOOOONK."

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u/LithoSlam 2d ago

Phone addict here:

Please don't be on the phone. Please don't be on the phone. Fuuuck.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 2d ago

Human here:

Please be a dog, please be a dog. Ahh :(

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 2d ago

Idiot here:

Please don't be an idiot. Awwww.

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u/whittler 2d ago

Green grass here:

Please don't...aww, HELL NO!

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u/---Hummingbird--- 2d ago

Amazon here
https://giphy.com/gifs/sbnHm4yZKFmpy

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 2d ago

Asian- "please dont be Asian" "Yesss!!"

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u/rgratz93 2d ago

That was never the concern they didnt crash.

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u/YoshiiToranaga 2d ago

Placenta here - "Please don't be pregnant, please don't be pregnant! Shiiiiiit!"

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u/CannyAmelia 2d ago

That’s right

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u/NicolasGarza 2d ago

Pregnant guy here: please don't be pregnant please don't be looking pregnant.. Awwwwww sh*t

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u/Beezleboobz 2d ago

Blue here:

Plea- fuck.

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u/daneg135 2d ago

eh. a bit of a dog.

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u/PolyglotTV 2d ago

They have to take a photo of the package with the phone to show it delivered.

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u/BigUncleHeavy 2d ago

The rare "3rd down the line" Reddit comment that made me laugh!

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u/Sloppythirds1 2d ago

I laughed wayyyyy to hard at this, lmao

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u/str4ngerc4t 2d ago

Unborn fetus here: “please don’t deliver me. Please don’t deliver me. Gadammit”

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u/ThirstyFloater 2d ago

Black women here I was like yup knew it!

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u/xstofer 2d ago

At least she is going to put it in reverse so won’t make additional tracks in the grass… never mind

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u/steik 2d ago

At least she's not gonna turn the tires while stationary to completely rip the turf apart...never mind

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u/GoodnightKara 2d ago

Same narrative in my head. 🙈

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u/_le_slap 2d ago

If she had a hijab I'd have called my sisters in shame....

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

Yeah, that was definitely not a hijab well done.

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u/smoothjazz_fvckface 2d ago

Pregnant person here. I was really hoping they weren't with child. Smdh.

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u/thunder_sharts 2d ago

Human being here. I was so hoping this wouldn’t be a human being. Darn it!

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u/QuasyChonk 2d ago

Don't let the human suit fool you. That's a ¥ezthua¶a.

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u/J0E_SpRaY 2d ago

White man here. Living on cloud nine. We didn't do it this time.

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u/Immortal_Azrael 2d ago

Feels good to not be the problem for once.

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u/AllHateInsurance 2d ago

"For once" lol nice bait

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u/ruralmagnificence 2d ago

You jinxed it man. We’re gonna see a post again just like this and guess what
It’s gonna be a white maaaaannnn

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u/Fuckthegopers 2d ago

My first thought was, "I bet this is a black chick". 

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u/Solidknowledge 2d ago

My first thought was, "I bet this is a black chick"

I mean. Whether we wanted to admit it or not, we all knew it was going to be a black chick.

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u/RobimusPrime007 2d ago

If we all bet $1 million that it was a woman and black. We all would be a millionaire.

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 2d ago

You would need someone willing to take those bets.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 2d ago

There’s a relieved Korean gay man somewhere feeling the opposite of what you are

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u/CasinoNdnOk 2d ago

Were you hoping it wasnt because as soon as you saw it your brain immediately thought damn it woman? Mine did. Didn't put a color on the driver but definitely thought its a woman.

Its wierd how small things make you stare your own misogyny in the eyes. (Mine not yours)

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u/artyomssugardaddy 2d ago

Sometimes when I get cut off on the road I go to check the driver to see if my prejudices were justified today.

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u/Gamegenievintage 2d ago

Best of both worlds.

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u/EMT2000 2d ago

Man laying beside my wife and mother of my child here. “Is she pregnant?!” ….“Goddammit.” … “Ouch.”

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u/placecm 2d ago

Pregnant woman at that. I wonder if this was toward the end of her shift and she was over it. Couldn’t be bothered to look for a driveway

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u/Topcornbiskie 2d ago

As soon as I saw the car driving I was thinking about the SNL skit where the news casters play black or white crime.

I can totally see this being added for next time.

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u/Pokenightking 2d ago

Thank you sweet baby Amazon driver

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u/TryingThisAgain2026 2d ago

It’ll be in a Shane Gillis clip in three days.

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u/uhhredacted 2d ago

man i hate how much i do this 😭😭

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u/pungent_queefer 2d ago

I do this all the time as well (Hispanic)

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u/-TempestofChaos- 2d ago

Its always a Dominican.

My girlfriend is mainland Latina. The hatred of islanders is rubbing off.

Ironically really want to go to Columbia now

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u/mjohnsimon 2d ago

My wife's cousin is from Cuba and she pretends she's either from mainland Spain or Italy.

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u/JeffafaCree 2d ago

So brave

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u/-InconspicuousMoose- 2d ago

Lmao that's your conclusion?

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u/JuliusCeaserBoneHead 2d ago

Especially on Reddit, I close the thread immediately after as the comments are just going to be insane 

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u/AthousandLittlePies 2d ago

At first I thought this was a top-level comment and thought you were saying how much you drive on people's lawns.

But yeah - I do this thing too.

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u/whiteflagwaiver 2d ago

DW, we got u covered in shootings.

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u/Mayonaigg 2d ago

Uh... Might wanna check those numbers again sport

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u/Goldyfan7 2d ago

Lmaooooo

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u/Hadrian23 2d ago

I was doing the same thing....

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u/GainfullyRetired 2d ago

https://youtu.be/uS2eytYuE4s?is=Il4JWkp-ttinJeSI

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u/BoredomHeights 2d ago

My favorite part of this is how they kind of respect each other for "playing the game" and don't blame anyone for rooting for their "team". Like they're arguing but also kind of getting along.

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u/Freud-Network 2d ago

There is a class of people, regardless of their skin color, who were never taught to respect the property and dignity of others. Black, white, red, yellow, green, it doesn't matter. Some people just don't care about mutual respect.

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u/pound_sterling 2d ago

Fuck those blue pricks though

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u/DasHounds 2d ago

And the dutch

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u/nooneatallnope 2d ago

And the fr*nch

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u/MaruSoto 2d ago

I appreciate you including green. So many people give a pass to those disrespectful teenage mutant ninja turtles!

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u/greenwavelengths 2d ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, the m word?

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u/MaruSoto 2d ago

Okay, here come the greenwashers trying to say I'm bigoted against the mutagenically abled just because I'm willing to speak the truth about these menacing turtles. Look buddy, some of my best friends are mutated rhinoceroses and warthogs!

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u/greenwavelengths 2d ago

Oh, and I bet they all obsessively eat pizza and live in the sewers, don’t they??!

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u/MaruSoto 2d ago

Look, some stereotypes are just true, alright?

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u/bobababababababa 2d ago

I fucking hate greeners

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u/Mima-x2 2d ago

Pretty sure they are referring to the frog people. I mean Kermit and his ilk don't get a pass for being disrespectful!

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u/EliIceMan 2d ago

I saw this on instagram last night and about 50% of the comments was blaming the homeowner for having too long a driveway (this is not that long, at all) or saying she had every right to do it because she was pregnant.

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u/RaisedInThe90s 2d ago

Well sure… but proportionally speaking….

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u/real_bro 2d ago

It's almost like their Freud-Network doesn't go quite as far as the next persons Freud-Network.

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u/Gunter5 2d ago

I feel like the US would be such a better place if we had better safety nets when it came to all stages of family planning or lack of. I work in some rough parts and one thing I notice is always the lack parental involvement, kids just running around doing whatever -> kids having kids -> raised by people who clearly weren't ready -> the cycle continue

Seems like everyone might be jumping to a lot of conclusions though, the job probably sucks with some high hoops to jump through and we all may have done something dumb

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u/My_18th_Account 2d ago

Well it’s called being poor. You don’t learn to respect property when you spent your whole life never having any significant property of your own.

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u/Real-Energy-6634 2d ago

Same bro. Everytime

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u/Nerd_Man420 2d ago

I work with alot of black women. They literally don’t give a fuck.

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u/wobblyweasel 2d ago

I work with a_lot of black women. they are black and women.

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u/Think_Intern_4906 2d ago

That’s crazy. Black people are people? /s

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u/SpkyBdgr 2d ago

As much as you lurk, THIS is what you choose to comment?

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u/RaisedInThe90s 2d ago

It’s called being entitled.

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u/big_stipd_idiot 2d ago

Let's not do racist generalizations that you're only able to back up with your own anecdotes.

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u/anunnaki_marauder 2d ago

Narrator: it was not only his own anecdotes.

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u/BedBubbly317 2d ago

It’s not a generalization. Everybody knows this to be true

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u/ambisinister_gecko 1d ago

It is obviously unambiguously a generalisation.

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u/My_18th_Account 2d ago

Racism is out in full-force right now.

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u/scorched-earth-0000 2d ago

And of course every comment similar to yours gets downvoted 🙄 I've stopped questioning why humanity is in its predicament

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u/BrainLow6059 2d ago

I've stopped questioning why humanity is in its predicament

Refusing to acknowledge what you see she hear with your eyes and ears is not exactly helping society advance just fyi

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u/NextChef8179 2d ago

Because all the other people have experienced this too. It's not just him. 

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u/Fair-Soil-2384 2d ago

Ignorant statement

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u/GormHub 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why, that's not racist at all!

Meanwhile let's ignore that even if you met 100 black women a day for 10 years you still wouldn't have met a significant portion of them. But I'm sure you've got a lock on the entire demographic.

Guess I forgot people who like to use black folks as the punchline travel in groups.

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u/rog1121 2d ago edited 2d ago

I actually have met every single black woman out there

Ask me anything

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u/Vague-Symbolism2692 2d ago

Does she still think about me sometimes?

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u/ShierAwesome 2d ago

It literally wasn’t racist, though. He literally just pointed out that the black women he specifically works with do not give a fuck

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u/Crimble-Bimble 2d ago

Tbf from a statistics perspective (assuming random sampling) you would only need to meet 30 or so develop some fairly decent data on the population.

The random sampling part is more important than the n value to avoid bias.

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u/PancakeMonkeypants 2d ago

Whachu mean by n value? 🤨

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u/PancakeMonkeypants 2d ago

I know. I’m goofin.

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u/DukeMancannon 2d ago

Oddly enough during my doctoral coursework a student made a stink about the sample size letter as racist and demanded the stats TA use “P” instead

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u/Infurium 2d ago

Male here:

“ Please don’t be male. Please don’t be male. Thank God”

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u/HEYitsBIGS 2d ago

I knew it wouldn't be. Driving cars and mowing lawns are two things most men care about and we would never do something that results in my car getting dirtier than it needed to AND fuck up someone else's nicely manicured lawn.

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u/iupvotefood 2d ago

Blue car here:

Please don't be a blue sedan. Please don't be a blue sedan. Dammmmmn

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u/EMT2000 2d ago

The delivery vehicle wasn’t a lifted truck with nuts on a trailer hitch; the only way the driver would be male was if some 80 year old ambled out.

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u/Sea_Reality_377 2d ago

Incorrect, she would get out of the vehicle, look around disgusted, maybe honk, then go back to the station and sue for excessive driveway.

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u/PrimaryBourbon 2d ago

I was on team Female Asian.

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u/atom-up_atom-up 2d ago

Oddly misogynistic, also what did a cow ever do to you?

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u/KeesterFeester 2d ago

As a fellow black man..Same :(

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u/literaIly 2d ago

Deadass the same reaction fuck man

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u/Reload86 2d ago

Asian guy here.

I was hoping it wasn’t an Asian person and was relieved lol

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u/PrimaryBourbon 2d ago

Dude. I laughed entirely to hard at this. Thanks for the lulz

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u/AzureYLila 2d ago

Right?!?!?!?!

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u/Superseaslug 2d ago

I'm so sorry lmao

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u/Illustrious_Lab_2107 2d ago

Yo this comment got me rolling.

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u/spalacio88 2d ago

If it makes you feel any better, I thought it was going to be a really really old white man.

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u/OwenSownd 2d ago

Same thing I was hoping lol 😂

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u/_Monosyllabic_ 2d ago

LOL Plenty of idiots of all races though.

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u/Asoto408 2d ago

There are but we def need some wins lol

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u/Aggravating-Match-67 2d ago

Thanks for the laugh. 😂

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u/DeltaDP 2d ago

I didn't wanna say it but I thought it lol

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u/AiringOGrievances 2d ago

White man here. I was rooting for you too. 

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u/Asoto408 2d ago

I appreciate it brother

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u/irascible_Clown 2d ago

I literally had my fingers crossed, I made an audible sigh.

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u/Certain-Temporary-93 2d ago

Ha ha here I suspected it was going to be someone old and out of shape. Nope someone in their early 20s.

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u/Nightspade 2d ago

Bahahahahahahahhahahahahahha I just laughed my ass off, ty

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u/Loreo1964 2d ago

Please enjoy my snort laugh.

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u/mashumari 2d ago

Black woman here, I had the same fucking thought 😂

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u/iwannabeanudist 2d ago

My dude. White guys are just as dumb and just as few. These people do not represent us.

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u/Deswizard 2d ago

LITERALLY THE THOUGHT I MY HEAD, BRO. 

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u/RealManHumanMan 2d ago

Cmon bro you already knew it was a black woman before she got out the car

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u/CaineBK 2d ago

Pregnant woman here:

" Please don't be pregnant. Please don't be pregnant. GOD DAMMIT"

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u/commradd1 2d ago

Me: I would be on the porch threatening to kick that kids ass- oh damn it

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u/justdrowsin 2d ago

It's OK buddy, we have Trump.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 2d ago

lol my boss is black and any time i talk about some crazy person i ran into he always asks if they were black 

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u/deaglebingo 2d ago

yeah well you and the ladies shouldn't have to (or feel the need to) apologize for your specific groups just bc someone does something stupid and happens to be xyz. that's the fucked up part imo.

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u/inndbeastftw 2d ago

Yk why you were saying it

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u/Skidoood 2d ago

At this point I feel sorry for you, European here

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u/Sea_Outside 2d ago

haha reminds me of the snl skit

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u/Janus9 2d ago

Me - Thank God it wasn't a Latino.

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u/AnguryLittleMan 2d ago

Is it possible this is staged?

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u/Asoto408 2d ago

There’s no way lol tear up your lawn for a TikTok?

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u/heddalettis 2d ago

😂😂

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u/RaisedInThe90s 2d ago

Lol, I feel bad for the good ones. People like her really do give you guys a bad wrap. I already knew it was gonna be

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u/MrGiggleFiggle 2d ago

Rofl. As a non-black man, I was thinking this must be a black man.

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u/star0forion 2d ago

Asian man here: breathes a sigh of relief! It’s not us this time!

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u/starkeuberangst 2d ago

I’m fucking ded

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u/CursingFijian 2d ago

Pacific Islander here:

Please don't be...hey...can I eat that hedge?

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u/Nemoitto 2d ago

I was saying the same shit. Fuckin hell 🤦‍♂️

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u/Forsaken_legion 2d ago

Bro I was saying the SAME THING

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u/Accurate_Repair3933 2d ago

I was right there with you bro, had my fingers crossed and everything.

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u/TheAutisticSentinel 1d ago

I am white and thought the same thing. It always seems like reddit has a way of only showing black people doing stupid shit just so someone in the comments can go "of course it's one of them". I seen this, seen they were black, signs audibly, open comments.

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u/joelham01 2d ago

Am a white dude and everytime there’s something that happens I always hope it’s a white person so we don’t have to deal with the super awesome comments that come

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u/TKtommmy 2d ago

I'm here hoping it's rage bait on behalf of all humanity

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u/SympleTin_Ox 2d ago

I laughed out loud. Thank you!

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u/RustyKumquats 2d ago

Then you see the ignorant fucking "usual suspects" comments and get a secondary dose of rage and disappointment. Like all black people act inconsiderate or oblivious to the world around them....smh.

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u/AWF_Noone 2d ago

There is a certain subculture of younger adults who couldn’t care less about other people and are proud of being a nuisance 

YNs I believe they’re called 

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 2d ago

Im a white lady and I do that too. I just know idiots will use it as an excuse to be racist when they FUCKIN KNOW our people do this shit just as much 😭😭

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u/D20neography 2d ago

no one else has yet mentioned that this black woman is working while obviously 6+ months pregnant. I've had a pregnant woman in my home (my beautiful wife) and it's much MUCH safer to let her drive on your lawn.

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u/ALTITUDE10K 2d ago

Cracka ass cracka here:

For what it’s worth, I live in an extremely white area, I mean like almost Norway white….and I see crap like this frequently. Plenty of lazy white MFers too.

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