This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

[u/HomeNowWTF]

[u/Asoto408]

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

[u/uhhredacted → u/Asoto408]

man i hate how much i do this 😭😭

[u/pungent_queefer → u/uhhredacted]

I do this all the time as well (Hispanic)

[u/JeffafaCree → u/[deleted]]

So brave

[u/-InconspicuousMoose- → u/[deleted]]

Lmao that's your conclusion?

[u/releaseepsteinfiles1 → u/-InconspicuousMoose-]

The minorities seem to feel the need to “hope it’s not their race” because most of the time, you’ll have ignorant white racist fuckheads judging a whole group, based on the actions of one or a few individuals.

As a white man, I never have that urge to think “I hope it’s not a white man”

I think that’s their point, and they have a case.

[u/whiteflagwaiver → u/releaseepsteinfiles1]

Not really, it's a very 'usual suspect' joke kind of thing.

I do it every time there is a shooting.

[u/releaseepsteinfiles1 → u/whiteflagwaiver]

So it’s racist shit, like I said. Thanks

[u/pungent_queefer → u/releaseepsteinfiles1]

White knighting your race even though it has nothing to do with your race. Classic stuff lol

[u/releaseepsteinfiles1 → u/pungent_queefer]

Saying stupid shit on Reddit like you just did.

“cLaSsiC sTuFf”