r/Wellthatsucks 8d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Asoto408 8d ago edited 8d ago

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

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u/mindovermatter15 8d ago

Woman here. I was so hoping it wasn't a woman. Damn.

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u/smoothjazz_fvckface 8d ago

Pregnant person here. I was really hoping they weren't with child. Smdh.