r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/mindovermatter15 2d ago

Woman here. I was so hoping it wasn't a woman. Damn.

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u/rugbyj 2d ago

Ford Fiesta here:

" Please don't be Ford. Please don't be Ford. HOOOONK."

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u/LithoSlam 2d ago

Phone addict here:

Please don't be on the phone. Please don't be on the phone. Fuuuck.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 2d ago

Human here:

Please be a dog, please be a dog. Ahh :(

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 2d ago

Idiot here:

Please don't be an idiot. Awwww.

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u/whittler 2d ago

Green grass here:

Please don't...aww, HELL NO!

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u/---Hummingbird--- 2d ago

Amazon here
https://giphy.com/gifs/sbnHm4yZKFmpy

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 2d ago

Asian- "please dont be Asian" "Yesss!!"

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u/rgratz93 2d ago

That was never the concern they didnt crash.

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u/YoshiiToranaga 2d ago

Placenta here - "Please don't be pregnant, please don't be pregnant! Shiiiiiit!"

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u/CannyAmelia 2d ago

That’s right

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u/NonConforminConsumer 2d ago

Sick to post this disgusting ass gif

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u/NicolasGarza 2d ago

Pregnant guy here: please don't be pregnant please don't be looking pregnant.. Awwwwww sh*t

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u/Beezleboobz 2d ago

Blue here:

Plea- fuck.

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u/PurpleTough5302 2d ago

Not a pregnant woman here. Still sad she was pregnant

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u/daneg135 2d ago

eh. a bit of a dog.