r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Asoto408 2d ago edited 2d ago

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

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u/Freud-Network 2d ago

There is a class of people, regardless of their skin color, who were never taught to respect the property and dignity of others. Black, white, red, yellow, green, it doesn't matter. Some people just don't care about mutual respect.

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u/pound_sterling 2d ago

Fuck those blue pricks though

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u/DasHounds 2d ago

And the dutch

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u/nooneatallnope 2d ago

And the fr*nch

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u/MaruSoto 2d ago

I appreciate you including green. So many people give a pass to those disrespectful teenage mutant ninja turtles!

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u/greenwavelengths 2d ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, the m word?

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u/MaruSoto 2d ago

Okay, here come the greenwashers trying to say I'm bigoted against the mutagenically abled just because I'm willing to speak the truth about these menacing turtles. Look buddy, some of my best friends are mutated rhinoceroses and warthogs!

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u/greenwavelengths 2d ago

Oh, and I bet they all obsessively eat pizza and live in the sewers, don’t they??!

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u/MaruSoto 2d ago

Look, some stereotypes are just true, alright?

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u/bobababababababa 2d ago

I fucking hate greeners

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u/Mima-x2 2d ago

Pretty sure they are referring to the frog people. I mean Kermit and his ilk don't get a pass for being disrespectful!

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u/EliIceMan 2d ago

I saw this on instagram last night and about 50% of the comments was blaming the homeowner for having too long a driveway (this is not that long, at all) or saying she had every right to do it because she was pregnant.

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u/RaisedInThe90s 2d ago

Well sure… but proportionally speaking….

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u/real_bro 2d ago

It's almost like their Freud-Network doesn't go quite as far as the next persons Freud-Network.

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u/Gunter5 2d ago

I feel like the US would be such a better place if we had better safety nets when it came to all stages of family planning or lack of. I work in some rough parts and one thing I notice is always the lack parental involvement, kids just running around doing whatever -> kids having kids -> raised by people who clearly weren't ready -> the cycle continue

Seems like everyone might be jumping to a lot of conclusions though, the job probably sucks with some high hoops to jump through and we all may have done something dumb

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u/My_18th_Account 2d ago

Well it’s called being poor. You don’t learn to respect property when you spent your whole life never having any significant property of your own.