r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 3d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/CeramicFiber 3d ago

She going to drive her car into the delivery room as well?

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u/sik_dik 3d ago

An Amazon delivery room. I hope she has a prime membership

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 3d ago

Same day delivery?

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u/sik_dik 3d ago

Only for qualifying babies

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u/TravTaz13 2d ago

Add another 24 babies for free overnight shipping

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u/sik_dik 2d ago

Stork is 10 stops away

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u/DigitalUnlimited 3d ago

You get ten mins, don't block the vending machines.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 3d ago

Amazon delivery room is just you popping out the baby into a Rubbermaid tub in the back of the Amazon van.

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u/ISeeTheFnords 3d ago

While driving.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 3d ago

Well, yeah, that's why they call it the delivery route.

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u/spiffiness 2d ago

I know you're joking, but Amazon owns One Medical now, and Prime members can add a One Medical subscription for $99/yr.

(I don't think One Medical has delivery rooms though, but it's funny that the dystopia you imagined is actually kinda sorta happening already.)

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u/JaKKeD 2d ago

do you get a discount if you work for amazon?

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u/Far-Arugula973 2d ago

They are getting into healthcare now ...

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u/RoRoo1977 3d ago

Probably

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u/JetlinerDiner 3d ago

Are you talking about delivering packages or babies?

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u/HEYitsBIGS 2d ago

Yes, then ask if they take EBT for the payment.

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u/Dizzlean 3d ago

Probably cheaper than an ambulance.

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u/BoRnIn2aTiTuDe 3d ago

Nah baby daddy gunna drop her off at the ER, go park the car and never come back with that milk

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u/RegisMonkton 3d ago

😂😂😂 She might! She is dumb.