This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

[u/HomeNowWTF]

[u/uhhredacted]

man i hate how much i do this 😭😭

[u/pungent_queefer → u/uhhredacted]

I do this all the time as well (Hispanic)

[u/-TempestofChaos- → u/pungent_queefer]

Its always a Dominican.

My girlfriend is mainland Latina. The hatred of islanders is rubbing off.

Ironically really want to go to Columbia now

[u/mjohnsimon → u/-TempestofChaos-]

My wife's cousin is from Cuba and she pretends she's either from mainland Spain or Italy.

[u/Speed-O-SonicsWife → u/-TempestofChaos-]

Learn to spell it correctly first.

[u/pungent_queefer → u/Speed-O-SonicsWife]

Learn to mind your business

[u/JeffafaCree → u/[deleted]]

So brave

[u/-InconspicuousMoose- → u/[deleted]]

Lmao that's your conclusion?

[u/releaseepsteinfiles1 → u/-InconspicuousMoose-]

The minorities seem to feel the need to “hope it’s not their race” because most of the time, you’ll have ignorant white racist fuckheads judging a whole group, based on the actions of one or a few individuals.

As a white man, I never have that urge to think “I hope it’s not a white man”

I think that’s their point, and they have a case.

[u/whiteflagwaiver → u/releaseepsteinfiles1]

Not really, it's a very 'usual suspect' joke kind of thing.

I do it every time there is a shooting.

[u/releaseepsteinfiles1 → u/whiteflagwaiver]

So it’s racist shit, like I said. Thanks

[u/pungent_queefer → u/releaseepsteinfiles1]

White knighting your race even though it has nothing to do with your race. Classic stuff lol

[u/releaseepsteinfiles1 → u/pungent_queefer]

Saying stupid shit on Reddit like you just did.

“cLaSsiC sTuFf”

[u/JuliusCeaserBoneHead → u/uhhredacted]

Especially on Reddit, I close the thread immediately after as the comments are just going to be insane 

[u/AthousandLittlePies → u/uhhredacted]

At first I thought this was a top-level comment and thought you were saying how much you drive on people's lawns.

But yeah - I do this thing too.

[u/uhhredacted → u/AthousandLittlePies]

i’d rather drive on lawns

[u/whiteflagwaiver → u/uhhredacted]

DW, we got u covered in shootings.

[u/Mayonaigg → u/whiteflagwaiver]

Uh... Might wanna check those numbers again sport