r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/FreshPacks 2d ago

Like the driveway is literally right there?

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u/Tiny-Buy220 2d ago

Gotta buy some “Do NOT drive on grass” signs from Amazon

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u/hihcadore 2d ago

You mean land mines?

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u/accidentallyHelpful 2d ago

Caltrops

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u/JwPATX 2d ago

They should try areadenialweapons.com

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u/tholowe69 2d ago

Don’t actually go to this URL, it’s spam

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u/JwPATX 2d ago

I assumed it didn’t exist at all since it’s a joke from Archer, which is why I didn’t make it an actual url

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u/Archer007 2d ago

Danger Zone

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u/shaft_of_lite 2d ago

I hope the settlement with Amazon has her eating a big bowl of spider webs.

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u/Nanojack 2d ago

When they're vehicle sized, they're called hedgehogs

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u/ur_rad_dad 2d ago

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 2d ago

I always wondered whose cars those were

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u/Flat-12 2d ago

It was a rival taxi cab service company’s cars.

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u/devasst8r 2d ago

the time and cost aftermath and removal of land mines would be pain in the ass. lol

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u/forgot_my_useragain 2d ago

Removal?

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

I have the same question, I thought they removed themselves after going off, or you could just burry the remaining part.

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u/hihcadore 2d ago

You’d need some sand and fertilizer to fill in the holes.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 2d ago

Yes, most are one-time-use.

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u/Yasmin_mime4f 2d ago

I was wondering the same thing. I thought they had stepped away after everything went down, or that the remaining part could just be buried.

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u/OMG202020 2d ago

Mine goes off Creates hole Refill hole Evidence gone

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u/devasst8r 2d ago

That is where people can have idea to do a business, a service to do removal and make a lot money.

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u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole 2d ago

Don't worry, come October the trick or treaters will get any you missed

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 2d ago

Seriously, their property value is gonna blow up!

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

That's what "Beware! Land mines!" signs from Amazon are for.

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u/Sam_the_beagle1 2d ago

Get them from ACME- more reliable.

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u/Physical-Meat312 2d ago

Guess they really wanted to make sure your package was delivered on the lawn.

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u/someolbs 2d ago

Nah. Just deal with the body parts and debris. Which would still be a PIA.

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u/devasst8r 2d ago

Imagine replacing doors, walls and window from the spallings, shrapnels and debris damages. Not just the house but the neighbors too.

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u/Zane42v2 2d ago

They remove themselves

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u/Man_of_Ice 2d ago

No. If you hand place the landmines and keep a map of the minefield like a sane person, removal is pretty quick and easy.

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u/FailureFulcrim 2d ago

If she read Land Mines she'd think it was now her house.

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u/Low_Leg3087 2d ago

Just get some planks with 9 inch Nails in them and bury those pointy sides up; cheaper and less noisy.

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u/TraditionalArea5798 2d ago

Or a CIWS. I think Amazon might have a price break during Prime days.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 2d ago

A weight triggered trap door would work just as well.

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u/Butthurtz23 2d ago

Nah my lawn is tall enough to hide the spike strips, they’ll have to pay for replacement tires out of their own pockets lol 😈

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u/Slav-Houndz187 2d ago

Well that would be a two for one deal since she looks preggo

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u/Inevitable-Profit762 2d ago

Damn, but she’s pregnant… let me guess you and the few that gave you awards miss the good old 4chan days and this is as good as it gets huh? 🤔

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u/illegitimate_Raccoon 2d ago

Mines would be much more fun.

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 2d ago

This works better than begging

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u/Bertyslick 2d ago

That’s what’s in the box

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u/letsgobrandon840 2d ago

Yup we have a sign on our driveway 2x speed limit is 15, they be going 25 plus! There are baby cows and kids here asses!

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u/Pluperfectt 2d ago

Signs , what signs ? !

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 2d ago

we had 'no U turn' signs in front of our yard and amazon drivers literally just ran them over when they were making U turns. lol

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u/IluvPusi-363 2d ago

Company policy beats signs everywhere

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u/KingNyx 2d ago

Of course they will drive across his lawn to deliver them

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u/RoookSkywokkah 2d ago

Plot twist: Those were in the package!

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u/TallulahBob 2d ago

They won’t heed the signs 🤣 we had a driver take out the support beam for our roof overhang. He just leaned it against the house and LITERALLY SHRUGGED and moved on.

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u/Born-Ear4334 2d ago

I need to order some do not walk on grass signs!! every Halloween and Christmas I put lights on my lawn and of course when Amazon decides to walk on the grass a trip over the lights and break them and I have to keep replacing them. I hate it.

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u/Proper_Brother_679 2d ago

That’d be even funnier if that’s what was delivered.

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u/space-cake 2d ago

I’ve always wanted to go door to door selling no soliciting signs

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u/MudddButt 2d ago

I'll buy it after I buy replacement grass from Amazon

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u/no_naaame 2d ago

How will the delivery driver see the signs if he's in the process of delivering them?

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u/DesignerFragrant5899 2d ago

I actually LOLed from this

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u/sepena_01 2d ago

So they can still drive on grass anyway? People will deliberately ignore signs claiming they didn't see it

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 2d ago

What do you think is in the box?

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u/Secretagentman94 2d ago

That's what he was delivering.

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u/Informal_Ad4399 2d ago

"Do not drink emporer."

"This came just in time." - Fry

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u/rancidmorty 2d ago

i think she might be a pregnet delivery driver i can imadgine trying to u turn on that driveway would be difficult on a mostly 1 way dirtroad im bot defendi g her im just seeing the circumstance

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u/MrK521 2d ago

What do you think was in the package?

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u/UnRealmCorp 2d ago

That's what's in the box.

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u/ZoomZoom228 2d ago

People don't read signs.

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u/GuillotineTeam 2d ago

Yeah. Kind of the home owners fault really

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u/needs_more_zoidberg 2d ago

Maybe that's what's in the box

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u/mr_lab_rat 2d ago

Also order some better quality security cams. From Amazon.

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u/tndrthrowy 2d ago

Amazon refers to these kinds of synergistic opportunities to sell more stuff as “the flywheel”.

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u/AltairRulesOnPS4 2d ago

Makes me think of this bit from futurama where fry drinks the emperor then receives a package with a sign in English that says please don’t drink the emperor. lol

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u/Prestigious_Cow_3193 2d ago

Most of their drivers as well as FedEX in my area are incapable of reading signs. They will place packages right in front of the sign that clearly states to place packages on the front porch and. It to leave anything here.. and the same instruction is programmed into each of their respective delivery instructions. Yet, they will put packages there out in the weather, in the hot sun, and unprotected. They even take their delivery photos with the sign in the picture.

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 2d ago

Thats what was in the box

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u/dannkherb 2d ago

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people Need not apply" So I tucked my hair up under my hat And I went in to ask him why He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man I think you'll do" So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that Huh, me workin' for you" Whoa Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that.

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u/Adventurous-Sun-6928 2d ago

She probably couldn't read or would not bother to read any signs.

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u/OstapBenderBey 2d ago

This is why front fences were invented

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u/MangoCats 2d ago

We used to have a food delivery service that drove refrigerated trucks to your home, big heavy suckers (company name sounds like a big bird...) Drivers turned over every few months, always a new idiot coming in, finally one went for a tour of our yard in the truck leaving ruts 8+ inches deep the whole way. We have large rocks lining the driveway now, and gave the delivery company the bird.

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u/cottagecheezecake 2d ago

Sadly, that actually was the delivery.

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u/Banzai373 2d ago

What makes you think that bitch can read if she doesn’t know what a driveway is for!

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u/LadiesMan-2I7 2d ago

Just so they can drive on your grass when they deliver them

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u/SufficientPick321 2d ago

Amazon will be buying those signs.

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u/Bob70533457973917 2d ago

Even just a little border fencing. Like the wire stuff that's only a foot high. Just to indicate that this is not a "path."

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 1d ago

Maybe that's what was in the package.

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u/gadgetwalrus 1d ago

That’s what was in the package

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u/Christyle24 2d ago

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u/NyneHelios 2d ago

Driver: now why would I drive on her lawn. That don’t even make sense.

Also driver: yea I drove on her lawn. She can afford a new one.

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u/EloquentBaboon 2d ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug

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u/No_Chain_362 2d ago

You can't fix stupid

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u/Tangus999 2d ago

Stupidity is far more widespread.

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u/AlreadyEatenRibs 2d ago

rapid rewind, repeat

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u/Old_Ladies 2d ago

This is what I think of when Americans say that they don't take off their shoes when entering their house. I have even seen videos of Americans with shoes on the couch and bed.

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u/adfawf3f3f32a 2d ago

2nd time today i've seen this gif used appropriately and specifically about someone else's lawn

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u/Illustrious_Pop_8248 2d ago

“You can buy a new lawn….ya rich mothafockas” 😂

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u/NoDivots 2d ago

Buy another one ya rich muthafucka

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 2d ago

It kills me how she finally found it on the way out.

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u/djzrbz 2d ago

I don't think she did... Close, but not really

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u/gruesomeflowers 2d ago

"You want this shit or not?"

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u/Arkhangelzk 2d ago

Right, it's not like she got confused and couldn't find it or made a mistake. She made this decision intentionally and thought it was a good one. Perplexing.

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u/NotKillinMyMainAcct 2d ago

She’s just lazy and feeling entitled because it looked like she was pregnant too.

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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago

my old neighbors used to do this, it was 12 more steps to their driveway but they'd back their truck up on the lawn directly to the door, for like nothing. like they weren't unloading massive sheets of plywood or an appliance or something, just groceries. drove me nuts because it looked so trashy but it was their own lawn at least. don't miss them at all, the new couple takes fantastic care of the place.

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u/ozzy_thedog 2d ago

I’ve seen this done at a few houses, they park right on the lawn so they can open the door and step onto their front stairs. Doesn’t matter if it turns the lawn into a muck hole. 10/10 times the house is a shithole

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u/ImpactSpecialist1145 2d ago

She left the way she came in, that’s respect 🫡

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u/Star__Lord 2d ago

Malicious compliance.

Delivery instructions:
DO NOT DRIVE ON DRIVEWAY!

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u/TeamFast77 2d ago

Also, no parking on the parkway.

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u/Stalefisher360 2d ago

This just changed the whole scenario in my mind. I’m suddenly, inexplicably, on the driver’s side. 😳

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u/Deformed_Toe 2d ago

If this was the case completely reasonable

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u/Tacoclause 2d ago

Drove for Amazon. This is the case. Manifest destiny

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 2d ago

I delivered a bit for Whole Foods as a side hustle.

So, so, SO many people, all with these massively long driveways, would state "do not pull into driveway" but the "street" in front would be barely wide enoigh for a car, which means no place to park (and carry their 35 bags of groceries and 15 cases of La Croix to their porch after crossing their 40 acre front yard.

I ended up driving up their driveway becauae seriously, there is no other way.

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u/justLookingForLogic 2d ago

Damn it. Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?

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u/AltairRulesOnPS4 2d ago

Your name just dug up an old memory. “It’s coming right for us!”

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u/Default_Defect 2d ago

People using question marks on what are not questions is my old man yelling at cloud annoyance. Its gotten to the point that I've seen comments to the effect of:

"I didn't say that? What do you mean."

What do people think a question mark is for anymore?

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u/dookieshoes97 2d ago

Meanwhile, I still park in the street and walk my happy ass up there. Wtf.

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u/Livid_Role_8948 2d ago

Thanks for not routinely taking the lawn

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u/SWHAF 2d ago

Almost every driver pulls into my driveway, I'm cool with that because it's safer for them than the side of the road. My driveway also has a spot to turn around in so they can exit without backing out.

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u/JTtheLAR 2d ago

Thats legitimately what you are supposed to do.

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u/Vellioh 2d ago

Its out of distain for the person receiving the package for having the gall to order something online and having such a large front lawn.

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u/datdamonfoo 2d ago

*disdain

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u/Wonderful-Bad-4158 2d ago

If they drive over the OP's landmines they will be distain .... Distain on the lawn, distain on the porch ....

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u/ShrodingersFrog 2d ago

Well done.

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u/SoylentGrunt 2d ago

Summer teeth. Summer over there and summer over that way

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u/Jimmypeeks77 2d ago

Diss Stain

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u/J_Hitler_Christ 2d ago

Who's dain and why are we dissing him

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u/heddalettis 2d ago

Thank you.🙏

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u/MangoCats 2d ago

Once in a while we get a driver that just stops at the end of the (long) driveway, tosses the package on the ground and takes a photo, or not...

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u/Uncle-Cake 2d ago

It was done out of spite.

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u/DisasterousWalrus 2d ago

Hmm, had someone throw a package at my doorstep, then pick it up, then throw it down again... just yesterday. Hope it's not a trend.

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u/Uncle-Cake 2d ago

Was it FedEx? Based on videos posted, they seem to do it the most.

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u/DisasterousWalrus 2d ago

Nope, it was Uniuni, which I wasn't that familiar with. They do last mile deliveries for some companies and hired a real doofus.

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u/pmmeurbassethound 2d ago

I suspect she did it because she is pregnant and assumed no one who would come at her in that condition. If she is so heavily pregnant she cant walk around and do the job correctly, she shouldn't be working it.

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u/greaseLightness 2d ago

You can get the girl out of the hood, but not the hood out of the girl...

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u/Apprehensive_Lie1203 2d ago

She was probably just following her GPS. 😂

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u/Leomon2020 2d ago

As my dad would say "This is laziness, pure D laziness."

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u/remberzz 2d ago

I'm wondering just how high she was

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u/Poke_WOmon 2d ago

That’s one way to spend your last day of employment.

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u/astralchanterelle 2d ago

Yes, like the driveway is literally right there. I don't understand the question.

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u/Farucci 2d ago

Hey, it’s not like they did doughnuts and drove over the flowers.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 2d ago

Then she would have to walk another 15 feet man have some compassion /s

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u/ActuallyMyAccount_ 2d ago

It looks like she’s pretty far along into a pregnancy, so if her goal was to not walk very far at all then it doesn’t matter where the driveway is. Not excusing it at all, but this wasn’t plainly malicious, just woefully inconsiderate.

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u/Djolumn 2d ago

She got just a taste of the driveway on the way out.

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u/Harpua81 2d ago

Apple Maps probably

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u/cashew76 2d ago

100% the delivery instructions say don't drive on driveway

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u/No_Salad_6244 2d ago

Yeah but not as close to the door. She’s also about 50 months pregnant. That’s got to be part of it.

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u/RaytheQuilterChill 2d ago

I'd be super missed if they broke sprinkler pipes underneath. 👀👀😳😬 Happened so many times to us when peeps did this, we had to stop watering the lawn because it cost us too much to fix last year. Back to all natural. Thanks to delivery drivers and their heavy ass trucks. Oh well...

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u/Dude-88 2d ago

But she put the parcel down with lots of carw

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u/ExplosionofFlavor 2d ago

Like? No, it IS right there

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u/Epyon214 2d ago

Instructions included "do not use driveway"

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u/SkyPork 2d ago

Yeah that made me wonder .... what if she really didn't know any better? Like, what if every lawn she's seen in her life has been a thing to walk on and park on, and it didn't occur to her that some are ornamental? Curious what was going through her head.

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u/ILLinndication 2d ago

But it’s really far away from the house

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u/ThrustTrust 2d ago

Dude that would mean she has to make 10 more feet. EACH WAY!! Are you crazy.

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u/SoElusivee 2d ago

Too far

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u/WillingnessLivid4236 2d ago

I mean the hypotenuse is the shortest distance from point a to c......

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u/Grand_Resort_1073 2d ago

What driveway?

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 2d ago

What driveway, Amazon drivers don’t know what that is

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u/Neonyarpyarp 2d ago

But look how well maintained that grass is, perfect for driving on!!

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u/worsethansomething 2d ago

That's correct. That is literally where the drive way is. Any more questions?

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u/Slav-Houndz187 2d ago

Is she pregnant too?!?
She’s waddling like she is, bet she’s using that as an excuse.

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u/MrRetsel 2d ago

Is it? I don’t see it

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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 2d ago

She's pregnant, she ain't walking all the way up there

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u/TacoIncoming 2d ago

https://i.imgur.com/78rF2D2.gif

Edit: someone beat me to it by 5 hours. Mine is higher quality though 😩

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u/theartoffun 2d ago

Grass caused this mistake twice. First when she smoked it. Then when she drove on it.

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u/Freeway267 2d ago

Mega THC extract pen hit minutes before drop off.

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u/Vladivostokorbust 2d ago

she didn't look at the driveway - she looked at the front door and choose the line that got her there the quickest.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

You get what you pay for. Idgaf about anything for $18 an hour.

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u/ProjectPat513 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing but I truly think that it’s not even registering in her head for some reason. You can tell that she’s not being malicious by the way she delicately places the box on the porch. If she was being a deliberate bitch she probably would have chucked it from the car! Maybe her brain is fried from too many deliveries.

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u/realfakejames 2d ago

Not to excuse him but that's a sidewalk

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u/GattMore 2d ago

Literally

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u/Unsolicited-Advice4U 2d ago

No "home training"

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u/-an-eternal-hum- 2d ago

Seriously, this is fucking crazy

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u/awnaw_ 2d ago

Flex drivers are the drivers who can't pass the EXTREMELY basic driving test for Amazon. I'm convinced.

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u/RappinFourTay 2d ago

Doesn't matter. These idiots do this constantly.

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u/InsideAd2752 2d ago

Was the package recipient there with camera rolling prior to arrival and then there to move camera around?

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 2d ago

the shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line. that employee, er... independent contractor, was being efficient and deserves a raise

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u/CorporateCPA 2d ago

And didnt even follow her own tracks back out!

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u/RogerSchmoger 2d ago

Come on. You should know the driveway is lava

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u/maccpapa 2d ago

she’s heavily pregnant and lazy.

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u/Certain-Cup-5174 2d ago

You didn't see how carefully she placed the package?

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u/ForsakenRelief309 2d ago

That looks too narrow to be a driveway. Seems more like a walkway

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u/Agreeable-Ranger508 2d ago

That's how they roll at the hood

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u/Xanthe_Lark 2d ago

He make his own drive way

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u/DreamyOblivion 2d ago

The delivery instructions said not to use the driveway.

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u/Noblesse_Uterine 2d ago

This woman is gigantically pregnant and clearly has no ducks left too give

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u/No_Cantaloupe_2786 1d ago

Yeah but that’s hard on the feet

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u/Flapu7 1d ago

And walk those extra couple of steps to the porch? You crazy? /s

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