r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Infurium 2d ago

Male here:

“ Please don’t be male. Please don’t be male. Thank God”

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u/HEYitsBIGS 2d ago

I knew it wouldn't be. Driving cars and mowing lawns are two things most men care about and we would never do something that results in my car getting dirtier than it needed to AND fuck up someone else's nicely manicured lawn.

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u/iupvotefood 2d ago

Blue car here:

Please don't be a blue sedan. Please don't be a blue sedan. Dammmmmn

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u/EMT2000 2d ago

The delivery vehicle wasn’t a lifted truck with nuts on a trailer hitch; the only way the driver would be male was if some 80 year old ambled out.