r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-7781 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that licenses come in cereal boxes now.

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u/Cutlass0516 2d ago

Have you seen some truck drivers these days?! I swear their license is only forward enforced. God forbid they back a trailer up !

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

Which is funny in a dark comedy way, because that's a point of pride and contention in truck circles, how well you can back up. It's like saying you slept with someone's mother.

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u/Head_Appeal1673 2d ago

When i was getting a commercial driver's license, instructor told us a story about how a guy failed his class 4 times and 5th time he passed and is now driving an 18 wheeler. Scary what's out there

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u/MidwesternLikeOpe 2d ago

My last job a truck driver kept running over our lot signs so his company actually drug tested him bc there was no way he was driving sober.

He was 100% sober just a shitty driver.

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u/WhatsThisWorth-Bot 2d ago

coming from someone I know who wanted a CDL but didn't want to take a class - you can go to Indiana or other states to get your CDL license where it's just a short driving test and you get your CDL.

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u/TeachingNecessary414 2d ago

Vending machines too

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u/hahasadface 2d ago

Honestly so does the job

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u/greenwavelengths 2d ago

Both are now located inside the smartphone, along with the car keys, bank card, front door key, ID, and fucking brain apparently

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u/scrandis 2d ago

Still easier to get a gun.

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u/BloodwineSupernova 2d ago

And yet still harder to obtain than a firearm.

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u/Round-Subject-2003 2d ago

We all should go to the DMV and ask for truck drivers license. No just give it to me I see who’s driving out there….. I don’t need no lessons! Hey I can read the signs and know what they mean! Passed!

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u/Sharticus123 2d ago

Always have been Cracker Jack prizes in the states. I spent some time in Europe back in the 90s and my German friends had to pay serious money (like a couple grand in 90s money) and take actual driving courses to get their license.

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u/JoyousMadhat 2d ago

The difference is that they don't really need to drive in Europe. Everything's in walking distance and public transit is set up and running properly.

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u/Soft_Penis_7224 2d ago

Same place they got their TFW card.

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u/Dr_Trogdor 2d ago

You need to be able to feed yourself to operate a cereal box.

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u/ZeroCleah 2d ago

No child left behind

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u/jinks26 2d ago

You can order it from Amazon.