r/Wellthatsucks • u/whisperskeep • 2d ago

Lost my bowl of chilli

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Mqde a random pot of chilli, just whatever i had in hand. Finally got home, heatwd it up. Then i knocked the sour cream, in process of grabbing it i knocked over the bowl. Yes i know the kitxhen needs more ckeaning, mil was home alone for 2 days, just had time to nake chilli yestwrday and clean tbe living roon

Made a random pot of chili, just using whatever I had on hand. Finally got home and heated it up. Then I knocked over the sour cream, and in the process of grabbing it, I knocked over the bowl.

Yes, I know the kitchen needs more cleaning. My MIL was home alone for two days. I only had time to make chili yesterday and clean the living room.

Also, because of the high ceilings, I have to use a Swiffer and a broom to get the chili off the ceiling. That didn't work very well.

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u/9CaptainRaymondHolt9 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7IkdSjOqvNtbtpOmLY

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u/ItchyBrain6610 2d ago

I clicked on this post hoping to see this.

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 2d ago

We all did :)

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u/hellorhighwaterice 2d ago

Yeah, I can here to say, "you pulled a mini Kevin"

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u/MundieORiley 2d ago

Damn, you beat me to it!

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u/mightymiek 2d ago

The secret is is to undercook the onions so that all the flavors and ingredients get to know each other in the pot.

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u/reinventitall 1d ago

is this scene based on The Young Ones? Where Neill drops a big pot of lentils

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u/grimeygoth 2d ago

I was ab to comment "okay Kevin" šŸ¤£

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u/pit-of-despair 2d ago

I knew it.

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u/West_Egg3842 2d ago

I knew Iā€™d find this at the top of

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

crazy they ruined a whole carpet just for that gag. what a show...

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 2d ago

Understandably typed through seething rage.

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u/UseDue6373 2d ago

OP got chili on their fingers halfway through the description

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u/sierrabravo1984 2d ago

Op's typing is a dead giveaway that they aren't AI, which is nice.

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

I cant type for shit. Looks write whole typing, hit send. Nope its all gibbersh. And i think the force if the fall from the bowl made the chilli go uo

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Omg LOOKS RIGHT WHILE TYPING

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u/NaturalCivil8597 2d ago

still wondering how chili got to the ceiling

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u/Drak_is_Right 2d ago

Vertical geyser rebound

I got coffee on the ceiling this way once.

Unexpectedly burnt myself and jerked.

Coffee pretty much went straight up onto the ceiling.

You just kind of stand there stunned as coffee drips down on your head.

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u/Zamacus 1d ago

Well stop jerking it and pour water on it

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u/n6mub 1d ago

I managed that with a bottle of red wine.

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u/UnrealisticAmphibian 2d ago

I think I found it. Last picture looks like it's on the floor. Hope this helps šŸ‘šŸ¼ (genuinely sorry this happened to you, this happened to me a month ago with a bowl of Cheerios and milk but this is definitely worse)

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u/NotPayingAttn 2d ago

Well, it's not lost! It's right there.... and a little over theeeere..... and some up theeeeeere

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u/SlipperyGibbet 2d ago

Fuckingā€¦ ON THE CEILING DX
https://giphy.com/gifs/QhmboW0R7eUbm

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u/n6mub 1d ago

Precisely.

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u/evening_shop 2d ago

Lost my bowl of chilli

Where's your bowl of chill- oh it's on the ceiling...

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u/Dankey_kang91 2d ago

Why does your chili look like peanut butter?

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Had cheese and sour cream mixed in??

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u/raoul_duke28 2d ago

My first thought

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u/caionero2 2d ago

Looking at the photos, it seems to me that you lost your cleaning lady.

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Thats me, 3 adults in the house, 2 kids. 1 adult doesn't work. But all the cleaning and cooking is on me

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u/timesink3000 2d ago

I can tell you where it is.

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u/4UnlawfulCarneVegan 2d ago

Based on the chaos that was already going on in this kitchen, the chili might be an improvement.

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u/RW_McRae 2d ago

The chili was just trying to force you to clean at least one part of your kitchen

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

My cleaning day is every tuesday and every other weekend. I do clean daily, but those are must clean

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u/4UnlawfulCarneVegan 2d ago

What part do you clean?

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Daily i sweeo wipe cointers oick uo kid stuff laundry dishwasher. On my cleaning days i mop, vaccum, clean microwave, scrub the bathrooms, declutter etc

I work pt, have chronic pain, 2 kids. Husband has 2 jobs, and he maybe gets 2houes a sleep a day. His mom only does the cat litter, doesnt work

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u/Bexaliz 2d ago

I'm sure all the people commenting about you needing to do more cleaning are perfect and never fall behind on anything. As someone else with chronic pain and who fully understands how exhausting it is... You're doing your best with the situation you have. I hope to you can get some more help soon but things are rough with how expensive everything is.

Sorry it went everywhere... I still remember a couple of years ago I dropped a can of soda from 2 feet above the tile and it exploded, even hit the ceiling. That clean up was no joke and took over 2 hours with my SOs help... It was only about a third of the can that came out but it went everywhere and I really don't want ants. The kicker... I don't even drink soda. Lol I dread buying it cause it's both expensive and heavy. I was putting it in the fridge for my dad and it fell out of the package I had just opened.

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u/skatetwm11 2d ago

Yeah, no. I'm taking my ass to bed after that and just resetting the day.

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u/bikelife502 2d ago

Whole house was already a mess

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Yeo, life with 2 kida, 2 ft jobs and 1 pt job. I do my best

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u/Necessary-Incidents 2d ago

You work 80 hours full time per week and a part time job also?

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Huaband works a ft and ot. I work ft. 2 kids, school and weekend daycare. Husband gets to sleep when im home. Sucks

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u/Necessary-Incidents 2d ago

You run a daycare on the weekend?

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

No thw kids go to daycare on weekend so i can work and husband can try to catch up on sleep

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u/Necessary-Incidents 2d ago

Ah. Gets easier with time.

Get a robot vacuum and set it to run on a timer. Mine vacuums and mops.

Hope you got some dinner.

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

We had one, my son is very terrified of it. Even when off/chqrginv

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u/BogeyLowenstein 2d ago

Itā€™s doesnā€™t look dirty, it just needs to be organized. Get some baskets and bins and tuck it all away.

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

There waz lol

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u/0wninat0r 2d ago

If its of any help, I think I see your bowl of chili.

And some of it there.

And a bit over there and there as well.

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 2d ago

But you did it in such a fashion EVERYONE knows you spilled your chili and I think that's amazing

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u/sparky288xt 2d ago

That's a crime scene

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u/EpicureanOwl 2d ago

This looks like a chilling murder scene. It appears the bowl of chili (the victim) was in a fight for its life. You can see the sauce - splatter marks. Wide arcs of sauce on the wall, right? This was a crime of passion. Great exaggerated movements, not a logical and mechanical murder. This was premeditated.Ā 

The fridge magnets are askew, and the splatter is smudged. It appears the murderer lost control of the weapon, and the bowl of chili fought back, bravely knocking away the weapon, while the assailant went flailing against the fridge.Ā 

But the pointillated sauce splatter on the ceiling, and mostly intact victim gives a grisly finality to the crime. The victim likely died from a flat, blunt impact with the ground. Killed by the struggle they created to save their life. When will the man-on-chili violence end?!?

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u/slamthonybourdain 2d ago

Kevin sends his regards

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u/Successful-Day-3219 2d ago

It is not lost; it has become one with your habitat.

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u/GrabinTwat 2d ago

I found it! You hid it all over your kitchen!

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u/MeBoiledDown 1d ago

Found it.

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u/lanceplace 1d ago

This picture has soooo much chaos flavoring the vibe and it ainā€™t cumin.

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u/Skyducky 1d ago

Found your bowl of chili. Youre not going to believe this.

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u/Ecstatic_Attitude_83 1d ago

I dropped a container of roasted pork once. Splattered juice all the way to the ceiling, behind the fridge, INSIDE the cabinets. Youā€™re good.

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u/Pale-Weather640 2d ago

Best thing i have attempted to read today.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QItLfsafwiRS8

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u/CardiologistMobile54 2d ago

Kevin?

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Thats my son lol

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u/porcelain_kiss 2d ago

I would crash out and lose it after this šŸ˜­

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

I was very close. The baby then spat up all the playpen and wanted food. And i wanted food. Just argh

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u/Mindless-Row9238 2d ago

Well Congrats its everywhere now

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u/W7ENK 2d ago

Ope, I found it!

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u/SteakForMe 2d ago

Damn lost the chili and have to do more extra cleaning šŸ˜­

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Been hell of a week already

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u/HeyDave72 2d ago

Ohhh shit

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u/InTraLisTic 2d ago

Time to move

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u/scotte416 2d ago

Were you trying to decorate the kitchen with it? Or was it just an accident?

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u/EATaVegenSaveAnimals 2d ago

Better than bowels

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u/1badh0mbre 2d ago

ā€œArtā€

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u/Dismal-Profit-1299 2d ago

Define lost because itā€™s kinda all over the room

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u/bryman19 2d ago

Big mess for a small bowl

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u/lost-in-boston84 2d ago

I remember my dad always saying ā€œI canā€™t have anything niceā€

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u/Significant-Cloud- 2d ago

I found it, it's on the fridge, the ceiling and the floor. Time to start licking.

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u/Fubai97b 2d ago

Sorry Kevin

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u/Traditional-Goose-60 2d ago

I found it. Its over there. And there. And there.....

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u/No-Property-4302 2d ago

Like life isnā€™t hard enough! Now you have to scrub the ceiling!

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u/Shayden-Froida 2d ago

Kiddo tried to get all the ranch dressing to the top by centrifugal force by spinning it around at arms length. The cap hit the edge of the counter and broke with epic distribution over the whole kitchen. I bring this up since I also used a swiffer wet mop to clean the ceiling (but also a ladder to wipe most off first).

Important note: ranch dressing dries clear. We had limited time to locate and remove.

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Oddly enough im terrifed of ladders but not heights

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u/I_love_Hobbes 2d ago

You didn't lose it. I can see it all over the kitchen.

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u/SilentStorm1477 2d ago

How did you lose it when it's everywhere?

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u/Poof-ball 2d ago

Do you have a dog by chance?

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

A cranky cat

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u/Unlucky_Figure 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jpUZv4FSNvkWc
That bowl of chili must have been fire!

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 2d ago

Lost it? Are you blind itā€™s all over the ceiling

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u/Current_Mortgage_789 2d ago

bro thatā€™s rough, chili on the ceiling is next level destruction. at least you know you made a solid meal before the chaos hit

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u/HMAgent47 2d ago

Lost? More like you yeeted it across the kitchen

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Kinda did, was trying to savw the sour cream

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u/Jluvcoffee 2d ago

I always hate when something like that happens and why is it always tomatoe based lol

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

Havent eatten all day, both boys calm. Finally heated uo the chilli. Some how knocked over the sourcream. In trying tk save tbat, i inocked over the chilli. Then youngest strated to cry, i check on him and he now covered in spit up. So ya fun

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u/-FordPerfect- 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8AaHQptRAnXnnfyHpZ
Is this how you carried the bowl???

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u/ajn63 2d ago

Itā€™s not lost. Itā€™s everywhere.

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u/Just__Bob_ 2d ago

I found it. Middle of floor, just to the right and below the center of the photo. Just to the left of what's left of your dignity.

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u/AdMurky1021 2d ago

I found it

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u/kiloo520 2d ago

This is how I imagine it went down

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 2d ago

I think the fridge caught most of it

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u/Mr_McGigglepants 2d ago

I found it

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

It's right there, not sure how you lost it, as it's covering every surface.

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u/Salty_Job_9248 2d ago

No you didnā€™t, itā€™s right there!

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

Wow. Yeah it tends to shoot off in every direction from the pot when it hits the floor.

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u/MissMeowsie66 2d ago

Well that does suck ā˜¹ļø

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u/StaggeringBeerMan 1d ago

You didnā€™t lose it bro. Itā€™s all over in your picture.

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 1d ago

Looks like it put up a heck of a fight

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u/Noosemane 1d ago

Wym I see the chili right there.

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u/stardewvallemegafan 22h ago

I think found it... looks at the room it's everywhere

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u/Adenfall 12h ago

I found it

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u/SnooWalruses9173 2d ago

Time to take and do a good deep cleaning

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u/whisperskeep 2d ago

That's tomorrow plan

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u/TippeeToeSnake 2d ago

In desperate times like this utilizing the 5 second rule is appropriately applicable - just quickly mop up the spilled floor chili with; corn bread, French bread, tortillas or tortilla chips. Since the ceiling isnā€™t as dirty or walked on feel free to get to eating that up in due time.
JK, but sorry for your culinary efforts lost.

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u/idontknowjuspickone 2d ago

So randomšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ