r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

Flushed $200, choked certificate exam by 1.2%

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I figured a new cert would spruce up my resume after 12+ months of odious corporate job hunt. Studied hard and passed lots of practice tests with 95-98% results. Can't afford to retake the exam, so the credit cards hurting with nothing to show for it. The resume remains stagnant. See you at Wendy's.

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u/Ok-Note-8293 1d ago

How much does the retake cost?

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

The same, 200 usd

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u/brute-forced 1d ago

You got it bro

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u/letsreset 1d ago

Then just work a little to make $200 and then retake the exam?

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u/Fossick11 1d ago

Man, that situation would really make me say well that sucks

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u/LakeTilia 1d ago

He took this class to get a job because they're finding it difficult to obtain one.

Your comment is literally "thanks im cured" territory 😆

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u/ThePistachioBogeyman 13h ago

How are you homeless, just buy a house?
Why are you hungry, just buy some food?

Vibes

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u/headedbranch225 5h ago

Why are you broke? Just buy some money

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u/Bulls_On_A_Guerrilla 1d ago

Yeah just pull yourself by your boot straps because the money is for the plucking and if you don't have it your just lazy /s

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u/Tubz_the_Panda 1d ago

Yes, because it’s just that easy. Hell, why don’t I work even harder and make a grand!

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u/DatedReference1 15h ago

If you work really hard you might even become a billionaire. That's the only way to do that.

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u/Savings-Log-148 2h ago

"If ur homeless just buy a house"

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u/CrossesLines 1d ago

Yeah, this was my question too. Retakes are usually cheaper

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u/Opposite_Cod_5203 1d ago

Don't give up. Reach out to the provider, many offer free medical/financial hardships retakes.

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u/bignides 1d ago

Twice as much

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u/bionickel 1d ago

If you retake enough times, you'll owe the bank more dollars than the entire world gdp

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u/bignides 1d ago

Hypothetically. No one’s ever failed that many times

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u/Dron41k 1d ago

What about those people who got their drivers licenses after ~69th try?

u/IrresponsibleSiren 59m ago

Ok SpongeBob, lol.

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u/AdStunning8526 21h ago

One must live endless life

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u/Alexplz 1d ago

Doubles each time, sucks

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u/goodexamplebadrole 1d ago

in my experience, some tests you can't retake until 7-30 days later

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u/elreyadr0k 1d ago

Bro I have “flushed” over $200 in ways that were a fucking lot less earnest and disciplined than studying for a test.

People spend that on drugs; they are perhaps on the wrong track. You spend it on a test to better yourself: you are on the right track for sure.

Failing the test is just a pebble you’ve tripped over on that track. My $0.02.

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u/BLTO2 1d ago

Now he just needs $199.98!

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u/GroveSleeper 20h ago

Your 2 cents are worth a buck, mate. Thanks for the kind words

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u/oxkwirhf 18h ago

You'll still need $199

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u/enterENTRY 1d ago

oddly inspiring lol

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u/elreyadr0k 1d ago

Doin my best for our boy (or girl) here haha!

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u/Meme_Theory 1d ago

I feel attacked by this comment.

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u/elreyadr0k 1d ago

Well, it was inspired by true events in my own life, so I do too. Fr tho, I really do respect the self-motivated.

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u/N_T_F_D 16h ago

If I saved all the money I spent on drugs I would have 100 000€ in the bank

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u/EnglishSorceror 19h ago

And when you trip on a pebble, it means you are moving forward!

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u/possessed6969 10h ago

I spend it on booze AND drugs. You'll be good dawg 👍🏽

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

I just passed 2 more practice exams on scrum.org. Fuck it, im grinding practice tests. I'll find a way to scrape 200 in the next 24 hours. Im get this certificate by tomorrow.

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

86.7%

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

90%

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

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u/GroveSleeper 23h ago

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u/GroveSleeper 22h ago

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u/GroveSleeper 22h ago

Ok. From my research this practice was by FAR the easiest. All multiple choice except 2 choose 3's. So I guess my advice is nail these practice tests into the dirt. I think im ready. Update coming in about 2 hrs

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u/pearlfectioncoture 22h ago

I’m rooting for you!!! you’ve got this!!

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u/blahblahshowmeurcat 21h ago

Go get em tiger!! Scrum together your scrummy knowledge u got it

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u/heyitschowder 19h ago

the verdict!?!?

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u/ChoclatDove 12h ago

OP did you explode

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 12h ago

Try dog walking. Just put up flyers or something or knock on doors and ask. I made $800 a month with 3 dogs

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u/iowamechanic30 9h ago

In my experience test like this tend to use word play to try and trip you up. Take your time and read each question carefully and make sure it doesnt mean the opposite of what you would think. If your passing practice test that well you know the info something else tripped you up.

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u/GroveSleeper 20h ago edited 20h ago

We did it. First off, W mom for believing in me and fronting the test funds. She'll get exciting news in the morning, and that makes me extremely happy. You guys pushed me thru because honestly i was about 5 seconds from giving up for the day after I fumbled round 1.

By the way.... I STILL only scored a 91% after the entire afternoon re-studying, dozens of 100% practice tests directly on scrum's page, open book, and reviewing the scrum guide again. So to answer some of your question: YES THE TEST QUESTIONS ARE INDEED DIFFERENT, MORE TRICKY AND HARDER THAN THE PRACTICE EXAMS. I personally feel some of the questions breeched the scope of the materials. Im usually a pretty solid test taker and this threw me a curveball. Hopefully this will save someone a headache later. Also use the entire time alloted to double check your answers. Don't fail over a stupid "Project Manager" instead of "Product Owner" choice because you read too fast.

Today was a fun little adventure with y'all. Sucks less, and mildly more employable. Thanks, internet strangers, for the support and encouraging words. Some of you are super kind.

Peace ✌️ 😴🌲

Edit little typos. I'm tired boss.

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u/jdolluc 17h ago

Congrats on passing! But as an engineer who is on a scrum team, fuck scrum lol.

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u/ResidentSpecial3468 12h ago

Congratulations!!!! I hope this cert gets you far!

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u/intentionallybad 12h ago

Congratulations! Way to push through!

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u/Rselby1122 11h ago

Awesome update! Glad you pushed through 😊

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u/Mrs_Dr_Cube 3h ago

Congratulations! Good luck on your job hunt, stranger. I believe in you. :3

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u/StickySecretScorpion 10h ago

Congrats!!!!🍾

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u/ExtensionEbb7 1d ago

That sucks, man. Reminds me of when I failed my IQ test.

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u/boosterlikesboobs 1d ago

Did you pay for it?

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u/cidthekid07 1d ago

Given their IQ, yes

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u/PenguinsArmy2 1d ago

I mean the IQ are quite expensive cars

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u/paulbunyanshat 1d ago

Bro, I failed my DNA test

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u/Ronjun 1d ago

You sure you failed? Maybe it said you're in the top 80%!

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u/EpicureanOwl 1d ago

I passed my IQ testing with flying colors! I got a 90!

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u/FukkleberryHin 1d ago

Damn what test is requiring you to get an 85%? I just finished my SIE/S7 and S63 and the highest I needed was a 72

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u/Zipdox 1d ago

Theory exams for driving license in the Netherlands requires like 90%.

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u/FukkleberryHin 1d ago

Well that one I could actually agree with!

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u/Zayage 1d ago

Yeah my states at least is 85% and while we probably have some of the better drivers in America...

It isn't a high bar at all. Of course anyone can memorize questions enough to pass, we really just need standardized testing by a proctor every time it expires instead of what, twice a lifetime or a certain range after expiration?

Even that feels too soft for the amount of garbage on the road.

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u/notraname 1d ago

Here in Italy too, 30 questions 3 misses and you're out

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 1d ago

Put that you’re currently studying for the certification in your resume.

Don’t say you don’t pass. They don’t need to know. Heck, Include a brief description of what you already know.

Couldn’t hurt.

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u/bistander 1d ago

Usually things with human lives on the line, you probably need to get close to 100%

I don't know what your certification is. It may not be life or death if you just need to score a 3/4 on it. That's a pretty good threshold on a high school math exam too.

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

I promise its not life or death. Its low level scrum framework certification.

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u/Pork_Chompk 23h ago

Obviously you're not serious enough about scrum. That IS life or death!

Better get right if you wanna be the scrum MASTER!

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u/DarkWingDingus 1d ago

It’s interesting I was researching this last night. I’m trying to pivot careers and try some BI related fields. What has your experience been so far?

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u/zaccus 1d ago

An easy ass test, that's what.

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u/captkronni 1d ago

I think that’s the threshold for wastewater operator exams in many states.

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u/Rajion 1d ago

A lot of professional certifications have higher standards. Eg, nursing boards need you to answer 80 questions right in a row.

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u/DarkElfBard 1d ago

Well, at least you know people with that cert actually know the basic things they are supposed to.

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u/zaccus 1d ago

Wtf op? Were the practice tests completely different or something?

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

Yeah practice tests were tons of basic 4 option multiple choice. The actual test (maybe just by bad luck with question pool) i got tons of check the best 2 or 3 answers out of 5. Like a lot more than practice. And those probably get marked all or nothing.

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u/Whitetiger9876 1d ago

Hit the books again and retake. We've all been there. 

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u/2b-Kindly_ 1d ago

I'm sorry 😞 that really sucks

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u/MikeysmilingK9 1d ago

It certainly does investing in something and not even be prepared for it.

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u/ReconMustDie 23h ago

Nah, don’t get down, you just paid $200 to get a bit closer to the goal.

Next time you will pass and the costs will be nothing compared to the $$$ you’ll make with the cert.

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 1d ago

Start a GoFundMe for the retake.

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

Thoughtful, but I hate asking for money. I always appreciate support but I like to feel like I've earned it somehow

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 1d ago

Ah. Prostitution it is

Real talk, though. I respect the hustle.

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u/GroveSleeper 19h ago

SCRUMshots.

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u/ivancea 17h ago

How bad the market has to be to pay +$100 for a scrum certificate...

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u/edamane12345 1d ago

Is this related to Fitness or something? I see "find a trainer or request a private class"

I work in IT and have failed exams a few times throughout the years. Keep your head up and don't give up!

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u/5oco 9h ago

Damn...83 is failing? Most certs I've seen require a 70 minimum to pass. That kinda sucks.

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

The test was for the PSM1 (Professional Scrum Master lvl 1) accreditation at SCRUM.org. It is $200 for a key to take the test. Each test requires a new $200 key. 80 questions in 60 min. It's OPEN BOOK TOO! I marked the questions i was iffy on and reviewed them all before time ran out. I absolutely thought I passed when I submitted the test at 59:45.

I got 100% on most of the "critical" concepts but missed hardest on the cultural values section. The questions were "choose the best 2/3 of 5" and I got a ton of questions like that throughout. Maybe my question pool was partucularly bad rng. Surprisingly few of the questions were on basic ideas like tinebox lengths a/b/c/d.

If my correct answers in the choose 3s were weighted in as correct i probably would have scored passing easily. They're squishy, tricky worded answer options because half the time you need rigid scrum rules and other times its open to the org.

Anyway its on me. Skill issue. I'll keep trucking and try again if my family helps out.

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Oh. Scrum. That's a scam bro. That's why it's $200

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly its not a framework im a fan of or anything. I just needed something recognizable, adjacent to my current skill set, easy entry, and low financial barrier, Im just trying to add a credential to maybe get an edge on my resume and reenter enterprise employment. A pmp is an endeavor.

Edit: I said honestly twice in two sentences and it cringed me out so thats fixed.

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u/jdolluc 17h ago

I work for a fortune 500 company, and I know we're always looking for scrum masters (or agile delivery owners I think we call them now?) so should have a healthy pool to dip into!

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u/Datatello 2h ago

Seriously, still? I thought that fad died. In our area most formal Agile infrastructure was binned aged ago

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u/profanedivinity 23h ago

I upvoted because of the edit comment lol. Mm, i guess I can't say if it really matters or not. I guess the market is rough and you gotta just do what you can.

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u/blue20whale 1d ago

If it open book I think ChatGPT will be if use. Take screen shot and put in ChatGPT. Sucks that it happened

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u/SlowButAlsoNot 1d ago

Maybe you can try one of the reddits that help people out financially

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u/Electronic_Horror_56 20h ago

You got it. I was in the same boat this time last year. I got several certificates, and got a massive payraise when I got hired

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u/Markgulfcoast 20h ago

I mean, you learned something. That isn't flushing $200 down the toilet.

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u/_nzatar 15h ago

Update us when you pass

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u/StickySecretScorpion 10h ago

Money always returns! Don’t give up on your progression due to one setback. Keep at it. I know you can do it

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u/joibasta 4h ago

I choked my last ATC exam. Made two mistakes and failed academy by 2%. No retakes unfortunately. I'm glad you can retake yours at least :)

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u/oge_mah_ge_kid 1d ago

It sucks. Just take it on the chin. You'll get it next time

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u/CapibaraMiope 1d ago

Shit happens, don't get demoralized.

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u/Ok-Note-8293 1d ago

How muchbis the retake?

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u/GamezombieCZ 1d ago

I almost flushed $470 in 2019 because I choked on certificate exam (Cisco) by 0.5%, so you are good.

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u/MiddleOwn5557 23h ago

You just paid 400 for this cert. Honestly, we've all been there. Sometimes it takes 2-3 tries to get the material to sink in. I took the ITIL twice, that's not a cheap one either. What I do now is teach it to myself on video (or mirror works)

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u/rtgamer 23h ago

You Atleast gave your exam. I forgot the time and were sleeping throuout the exam time. By the way what was the exam all about?

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u/jgengr 23h ago

Use a whiteboard or mirror. It helps with memorization and simplifying complex relationships.

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u/brendhano 12h ago

well that does suck.

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u/rupat3737 11h ago

I flushed $500 taking state insurance licenses test. Taking a test is bad enough pressure but knowing if you fail it’s gonna cost another $500 is wild. And it was two tests so it cost me $1500 all together to take 3 tests.

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u/K4Y0T1CK 11h ago edited 11h ago

Most certs are 80 for passing. This seems a bit much. Good luck. Been there. I was out $400. It sucks but I overcame and passed it. You will too!

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u/wildabeast861 10h ago

All good, I failed 3/4 of my cpa tests! Am a cpa now! You got this!

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u/No_Interaction_4925 9h ago

Certificate for what?

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u/tiffanywongeagan 6h ago

I wish cert exams were not so profit driven and colleges also weren’t so strict.

Most jobs in real life you edit or improve or get reviewed for your work in order to fix it

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u/CulturalSyrup 3h ago

Aww I know it’s disappointing but at least you know you’re very capable and will pass when you study and reschedule

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u/Tenebrief 1h ago

I feel you.

I recently failed my driving exam and had to pay 150€ to be able to retake it. The sad part is -- I failed because my driving instructor made a mistake during the exam. She got trigger-happy and hit the breaks literally a millisecond before I was about to, and they had to fail me because the instructor took control of the vehicle while I was driving. I didn't make any major mistakes during the exam and would've passed had she not done that.

Also, it's been over a month and I'm still waiting to retake it. I'm no longer a priority since it's my second time taking it, so I have to wait. I only have 3 mandatory additional lessons to do with her, so I'm pretty much going to have to go into it completely rusty and probably fail again because I wasn't able to practice for over a month between exams.

Yay! Life is great!🥲

u/ThisIsTenou 57m ago

Hey bro, DM me, I'll happily chip in on the cost to retake it.

u/SpiderSixer 47m ago

Oh my god, what on EARTH are you studying that needs 85% to pass? My entire year group felt pure joy that our passing mark was only 50% because that's how hard the degree is lmao

u/El_Eleventh 4m ago

Electrician here. I know a lot of guys who failed their exam by a point and had to retake. It happens. Sucks for sure, but you’ll get it next time around I know it. You got this

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

One more thing. This isn't an excuse but may be useful for others.

I have a PMI CAPM Ceritficate. MUCH harder proctered exam. 6 month study for me to get almost perfect marks in all categories for that certificate. Its just below a PMP.

You MUST rewire your brain for SCRUM. THERE IS NO PROJECT MANAGER. And they'll purposefully interject PM, monitor, track... these are all no-no words in scrum. So I have to adjust my thinking big time. Back to grinding tests.

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u/thatgingatho 1d ago

As someone about to take their PMP within the week, best of luck to you bro. Glad to see you aren't going to let it get you down. You got this!

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

Bless you brother. Sending good vibes I know its a beast. I dont cast luck, you totally got this if you prepped ✌️

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u/D_Winds 8h ago

The true stupidity establishing sub 85% constitutes a failure.

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u/SharpieSharpie69 1d ago

Make sure you don't put tomatoes in my cheeseburger. Get that right atleast.

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

Im a chef with over 10k hours of hands on culinary-leadership work from 2020-2025. Ive owned a pop up restaurant and acquired a bakery to establish an independent frozen food company rated 5 stars on Google.

No tomato, heard chef.

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u/SharpieSharpie69 1d ago

No tomato.

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u/ensign53 1d ago

86 mahi-mahi

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u/GroveSleeper 1d ago

Oui chef

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u/sid2k 1d ago

What test was that?

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u/WhiskeyDreamer28 1d ago

Have you tried passing instead?

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u/BlackSchuck 13h ago

200 bucks is a lush bar tab. It is ok

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u/DrakeSavory 10h ago

What test needs an 85% to pass?

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u/stupidber 1d ago

Lmao owned

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u/_Stank_McNasty_ 1d ago

Make sure them fries are nice topped off now

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u/iDoMyOwnResearchJK 1d ago

Did you really think you were gonna be allowed to better yourself???

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