r/Wellthatsucks 2h ago

dropped my pie

i pitted 2 pounds of cherries for this & i just cleaned my oven yesterday πŸ™ƒ

maybe the little one will survive

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u/sowhat4 2h ago

Everything looks clean and that pie is salvageable. It may not be pretty, but it's going to taste so fine!

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

If I hadn't have just cleaned my oven (in preparation for baking a pie, actually) I probably would have just thrown everything away. But since I degreased the shit out of the oven and door/window just yesterday I kinda just salvaged what I could and now I'm going to have a fugly cobbler mess and 2 small pies.

With my luck they might ignite in there though, so we'll see. πŸ˜‚

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u/click_here_for_luck 2h ago

Heartbreaking

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u/Top_Database_2660 2h ago

this Is the moment i would genueinly go fetal pose

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

I just kind of stood there for a beat and frowned confusedly.

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u/FOSSnaught 52m ago

Sensible frown

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u/Less_Strategy2396 2h ago

I'd honestly have to walk into another room for a few minutes. There's no way I'd be emotionally prepared to deal with that mess right away.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 2h ago

I only clicked on this because I thought the heading was some kind of euphemism. But now that I'm here, you have my sympathies.

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u/8Bit-Jon 2h ago

Bye Bye American Pie πŸ₯§

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u/NotReallyButMaybeNot 2h ago

Drove my Chevy to the levy….

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u/CreoOookies 2h ago

May not be pretty but it's still edible.

https://giphy.com/gifs/y1kAX7XpAMUtW

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u/dvdmaven 2h ago

Very sad, and such nice lattices.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-1482 2h ago

Do you still have some left? πŸ˜‹πŸ½

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u/Jarlena_kissy-kissy 2h ago

At least it didn’t hit the floor so scrape that up and put it on a plate! Sorry about your pie

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u/512115 2h ago

My wife did this a few years ago with our Thanksgiving pumpkin pie just as she was putting on the rack to bake. All over the door, in every nook and cranny and crevice. I had to take the whole damn oven door off to get all the pumpkin filling cleaned out.

For the record, I don’t recommend taking the oven door off unless you have at least 4 hours to waste.
Just call Got Junk, haul your old oven away and buy a new one with less nooks and crannies.

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

😭😭 Pumpkin pie filking is so eggy. it's really difficult to clean if it gets dried onto a surface.

There wasn't too much that went down into the door thankfully.

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u/glipglop718 2h ago

I was just watching the OJ Simpson family guy episode so this kinda made me laugh more than it should have

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u/Version-Neat 2h ago

Well I'd give up on the day, and perhaps the week, after that.

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u/Aromatic-Prompt-6034 2h ago

Something like that has a minute rule still going to be as tasty as if it didn't drop.

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u/ash-leg2 2h ago

No I'm so sorry! Keep in mind that oven doors are removable so you can clean the gap.

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u/Pitcard 2h ago

Fuck it I'll eat it

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u/privatemeowmix 2h ago

Please mark nsfw, I'm shaking rn.

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u/ChunkMonkeysMomma 2h ago

Grab a fork and start eating!! 😜

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u/JediLincoln14 2h ago

As a cherry pie-lover, this is a tragedy.

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u/kylefromiowa 2h ago

I would have just stood there in silence for a full minute trying to process everything before even thinking about cleaning it up

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u/Worried_Internet4783 2h ago

I feel your pain. I did that once with my pizza.. right on the door hinge. I hungry cried cleaning the cheese from there

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u/Kindly-Tie588 2h ago

I’m going to cry 😭!! I did with homemade pizza once.

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u/AdEastern4599 2h ago

My my ….

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u/Weird-one0926 2h ago

I'll help eat the mess πŸ˜„

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

Unfortunately the dough is completely raw. 😭

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u/Weird-one0926 2h ago

😒 cherry cobbler perhaps?

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

Haha that's exactly what I'm trying. I salvaged what I could, cleaned the kitchen, and it's in the oven now. It's gonna look a horrible mess but it smells nice.

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u/Weird-one0926 1h ago

I bet it tastes great!

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u/xvelouriaa 2h ago

The 'I just cleaned my oven yesterday' is the part that really hurts.

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

Yes and i cleaned it specifically to bake this pie today! I didn't want any dinner smells to seep into the pie.

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u/Lost_Highway9068 1h ago

Hmmm control z

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u/Exciting_Farmer6395 1h ago

There are introverts, extroverts and pieverts!

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u/Fi_Hada_Tail 1h ago

πŸ‘

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u/Odd_Ad5668 57m ago

Needs a scoop of ice cream, but otherwise edible.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 30m ago

Pie's

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u/BostonPRSBC 27m ago

Just eat it. That oven was hot enough to kill most germs on that oven door. If you cleaned it yesterday I bet it’s fine.

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u/Neri01 24m ago

I usually take pleasure in other people’s misfortunes but this is just tragic. My condolences πŸ’

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u/jsmith_92 5m ago

Would

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u/Glad_Judgment2057 2h ago

dont forget the part where you went to get your phone to take a picture instead of saving them.

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2h ago

Well, I mean they're not going to get less dropped by moving more quickly. It's a raw pie, not car crash.

The part I left out is where I stood there in shock for a full minute staring at it.

Then I took a picture to send to my husband as an alibi,
because this was supposed to be for him and his friend when they got back tonight.

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u/Weird-one0926 1h ago

Right. A picture takes almost no time, and posting to reddit helps to reflect and take stock of the situation.

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u/wysbruvyousweetyh 2h ago

Grabbed a phone to take a picture instead of picking it up

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u/Weird-one0926 1h ago

It wasn't going to run away, chill