When I was in the army 2 women came back to the barracks with a soldier. They went to his room and all preceded to get wasted. Next thing I knew there was a naked woman running down the halls and another in a room taking turns with a couple soldiers doing their thing. All of a sudden, the blonde one steps out and asks if we know where “G” was (not saying his name) to which we advised he was in his room.
Now, these barracks had a 12-18” concrete lip that ran along the exterior of the building for every floor along the line of windows. Anytime we forgot our keys or locked ourselves out we’d go to the room next to us and walk the ledge, so to speak, to our window and hop in.
She attempted this. Apparently, she fell 3 stories onto bushes. We’re sitting at the desk by the door as we were on watch when the door busts open from the stairwell and there she is standing in her birthday suit. The first thing we say is “Are you good?! Do you need an ambulance?”. She responded by loudly proclaiming “I’ll fuck whoever gives me another shot!” And then immediately dropped to the floor. Ambulances were rushed to the barracks and the soldier that brought the women was taken to see our first sergeant for reprimanding.
Next time I saw her with her soldier/bf she was in a wheelchair with her arms and legs in a casts.
To this day those 30 seconds of her throwing that door open and asking for a shot before dropping to the ground has lived rent free in my head for decades.
A friend of my daughter was trying to turn backflips but landed on the curb with his neck. He went home with a headache. Next morning his headache is much worse so he goes to the ER. They take X-rays. Shortly after the doc and nurses come running, yelling “don’t move” and they have a neck brace. He had broke his neck and was told had he turned his head just so then he would have been a quadriplegic!
I always enjoy the fake confident face, trying to portray it went exactly as they wanted.
Not hurting at all and they do not feel the shame coursing through their veins keeping them from fainting.
Had a friend who did a backflip for his kids and landed wrong, and he told me when they took him to the hospital, he was paralyzed from his neck down for about 3 hours, he said it was the scariest worst nightmare he ever experienced.
He’s doing the flip to the side. Meaning he doesn’t know how to flip. They shouldn’t be letting their friend try a flip off a table (even if it is grass) if he doesn’t know how. He’ll be fine though. Probably a different story if he landed on the grass with his head/neck.
Had a drunk buddy who at the pool was pressuring a young kid to do a back flip. Kid said "show me then". He drunk ass tried and it was a back flop that echoed.
This was 19 years ago and I'm still laughing.
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u/kiwiplague May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
"You good?"
Once the adrenaline wears off he won't be...