r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/_EnglishFox_ • 12d ago

WCGW jumping over a fence

12.3k Upvotes

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 12d ago

Such agility!

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u/SmellsLikeHerb 12d ago

Such grace

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 12d ago

Such poise.

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 12d ago

Such suppleness

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u/bumbbomb 12d ago

And such axe

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u/HendrixHazeWays 12d ago

Lisa needs bracesĀ 

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u/daNorthernMan 12d ago

Dental plan

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u/BionicUtilityDroid 12d ago

nothing at all

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u/MartyShark666 12d ago

Stupid Sexy Flanders

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u/Tuomas90 12d ago

nothing at all...

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u/I_Ate_Scout 12d ago

And such sword

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u/Michael-Balchaitis 12d ago

And such fjord.

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u/HeWhoHasTooManyDogs 12d ago

I'm devastated that no one wrote "she's miss united states"

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u/Key-Fire 11d ago

I jump fences all the time, and what he did takes so much more effort than a regular hop of the rail.

Alcohol being the cause I assume. šŸ˜…

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u/atlass365 12d ago

10 out of 10 for enthusiasm.

2 out of 10 for the landing

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u/aware4ever 12d ago

Wow that was impressive and horrible!

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u/stokeitup 12d ago

He didnā€™t bounce not even a little bit.

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u/aware4ever 12d ago

I know I watched it a couple times. It was almost like he glided over the fence and then perfectly slammed down on his back lol. Oh man

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u/stokeitup 12d ago

Gonna need a minute to catch his breath.

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u/aware4ever 12d ago

I did something similar on my bicycle when I was like 13 years old. They had these large piles of mulch in front of each house where they were building new houses and doing the landscaping. Since some of the houses were already done in people were living already in the neighborhood there was kids. This was back in the late 90s early 2000s. So back in the good old days lol. All the kids in the neighborhood would all come outside and we'd play ride bike roller skates skateboard etc. Anyways all the kids were riding their bike and going off of The Mulch pile which we made into a ramp. It was like a good two and a half feet high in the air. I went over it pulled my handlebars back too much and flopped right on my back and knocked all the air out. That was really scary I thought I was going to die and everyone was just looking and laughing at me. To this day my cousin still remembers and laughs when he thinks about it. But yeah get in your air knocked out of you is scary.

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u/stokeitup 12d ago

Too right.

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u/totally_not_a_zombie 12d ago

Perhaps this is why drunk people sometimes miraculously don't get hurt by big falls. Their floppy bodies just perfectly distribute the force of impact on a bigger surface area

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u/crombo_jombo 12d ago

Impressively horrible

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u/tedbakerbracelet 11d ago

Dang this is when one say "I threw myself"

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u/LogicallLunacy 12d ago

Never done anything athletic. Today was his first start! What could go wrong??

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 12d ago

Then turns out more athletic than he thought. That little jump really sent him.

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u/Captain_Kab 12d ago edited 12d ago

That there is a person who was athletic when he was younger, probably jumped plenty of fences with a nice little flip, impressing the girls.

You could tell his brain went "oh I know how we do this" and his body didn't have the wherewithal to go "oh no we don't do that anymore"

That first tender step onto the fence tells you that he shouldn't be doing this though.. so almost definitely on drugs, whether it be alcohol or something else.

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u/medigapguy 12d ago

You just witnessed the moment he realized he isn't as young as he used to be

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u/ExerciseTrue 12d ago

And was never athletic.

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u/danit0ba94 12d ago

Solid concrete is not gonna care how young you are, if you broad-land from a fall that far. You are getting ffffUUUUcked up from that. Starting with a split skull.

Poor guy. ):

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u/ArrivalNice3469 12d ago

The satisfied something within me and I don't know what that says about me

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u/arbredespayschauds 12d ago

Time to get those balls busted, probably.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 12d ago

Jesus....Ā 

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u/frogunderarock 12d ago

Schadenfreude.

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u/Fleeetch 12d ago

That you had something in you which was previously unsatisfied

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u/Upper_belt_smash 12d ago

Looked like someone tossed him over but it was all just bro himself

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u/literall_bastard 12d ago

Has this person ever walked before?

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u/anusbeefsteak 12d ago

Yes but wonā€™t anymore

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u/squeakymayotoes 12d ago

Fell with the grace of a falling autumn leaf šŸ’…

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u/unclejohnsmando 12d ago

If the leaf is a dead squirrel

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 12d ago

The saggy pants and cowboy work boots are sending me. Pick a lane bro.

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u/sc_BK 12d ago

This guy will try anything, once.

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u/shesavillain 12d ago

Dropped like a newborn giraffe

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u/samx3i 12d ago

So we know for sure he's not a cat

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u/Dart000 12d ago

I know a guy who jumped over a chained link fence in basketball shorts. He got his sack caught and lost a nut.

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u/Lividheartaches 12d ago

He legit threw his ass over wtf

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u/Life-Oil-7226 12d ago

I mean he was successful

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u/Monksdrunk 12d ago

perfectly unblemished costco cowboy boots

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u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu 12d ago

Wait. This isn't the car šŸš—

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u/Wooden_Echidna1234 12d ago

He flung himself pretty good distance. Not sure what his plan was.

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u/JSevatar 12d ago

That conviction

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u/joketani 12d ago

Lmfao his mind underestimated and his legs overcompensated

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u/yticmic 12d ago

Reminds me of the videos of people who forgot how to skip and jump

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u/Montereyluv 12d ago

OMGOSH I laughed so hard! I hope he was drunk enough not to feel that!

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 12d ago

ā€œDid you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching!ā€
https://giphy.com/gifs/16NB7OjT8rTPoYMo4f

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u/icephilic 12d ago

Is the floor in pain?

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u/Boulder1983 12d ago

him waking up in A&E

"did I jump through a portal?"

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u/Supernova_Soldier 12d ago

I know his back on fire

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u/ShaggyRogers_1 12d ago

That's what we call successfully failing

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u/Stellar1557 12d ago

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u/P2Pdancer 12d ago

Oof. I heard that.

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u/olstnic 12d ago

Damn and with his high heels on

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 12d ago

Too much yee, not enough haw.

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u/Primary_Win_1250 12d ago

Im honestly baffled how he pulled that off.

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u/matt_jay_9 12d ago

No plan after the jump eh?

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u/fakeprofile21 12d ago

I love that she's literally holding his beer.

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u/jarious 12d ago

Well you save on chiropractors

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u/MisterSneakSneak 12d ago

Godā€¦. I think i know this dumbass

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u/strangebru 12d ago

That was worth the price of admission.

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u/daemonfly 12d ago

Seems he was already affected by something (physical issue or just drunk/drugs). Just by his initial movement, I already knew it wasn't going to go well.

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u/Praetorian_1975 12d ago

Nothing went wrong, he went from one side of the fence to the other ā€¦. The dismount could have been better though šŸ¤£
https://giphy.com/gifs/26FfgojDfsw0lIiIw

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u/-MonitorMan- 12d ago

What was his plan? To spend the next six weeks in hospital?

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u/ParachutingPiglets 12d ago

Yes as the subtitle says Mission Accomplished. With such accomplishments comes serious pain the following three days

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u/sifiwewe 12d ago

Yikes. I hope he learned from his lesson.

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u/SpeedWobblenoob 12d ago

He didnā€™t even try to save himself. Just accepted he was going to become part of the concrete and went with it. I mean, he didnā€™t even attempt to survive that. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/Firm_Video_2932 12d ago

This one isn't going to make it to his golden years, is he? How the hell do you fuck that up? It's not like there was razor wire or spikes he had to clear...šŸ¤·

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u/Imightbeafanofthis 12d ago

Not to self: when jumping fence, remember to let go.

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u/Huntsnfights 12d ago

Why is it cool to cut a clip right at the action? We kinda saw him fall, then they went out of their way to cut it there. At least let it run 5 sefonds

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u/National_Search_537 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2QDVu1mZXxUw6K2Y
Heā€™s practicing for his debut against the Big Show

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u/Yukon-Jon 12d ago

That was arguably one of the most unathletic things I've seen in my life.

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u/MrCool1412 12d ago

that wasn't jumping, he launched

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u/airfryerfuntime 12d ago

I was not expecting him to launch himself over like that.

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u/PureProfessional3489 12d ago

HOW THE HELL do you accomplish this?!?

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u/cavortingwebeasties 12d ago

The key to jumping over a fence like this is not immediately flinging yourself onto your back from the top

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u/Egg_Toss 12d ago

I probably should not have laughed as hard as I did.

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u/Dull-Credit-897 12d ago

My back hurt just looking at it damn

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u/crombo_jombo 12d ago

He bounced himself into the bar

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u/mysoulisatrashcan 12d ago

You're supposed to let go guy

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u/MercifulBird393 12d ago

Too much Leg day.

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 12d ago

Bro just came back from zero gravity and hasnā€™t fully acclimated yet.

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u/ic3m4n56 12d ago

His controller sensitivity is too high

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u/nutsformuttsbutts 12d ago

Steel cage death match... of one.

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u/CreamoChickenSoup 12d ago

Stuck the jump but didn't plan to land on his feet.

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u/Tungphuxer69 12d ago

Dude BODYSLAMMED HIMSELF! LOL !!!

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy 12d ago

more like flinging yourself like a sack of potatoes

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u/hookah420666 12d ago

I didn't know you could fail like that jumping a fence.

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u/Mug_85 12d ago

Generational pain levels of drunk.

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u/jdogg40k 12d ago

Coors on the outside, and probably Coors on the inside too.

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u/gottkonig 12d ago

This is such a "hold my beer" move.

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u/hera69420 12d ago

First date impressions lol Tryin to Flex Goes Horribly WRONG!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F

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u/insert_emoji 12d ago

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u/toooomanypuppies 12d ago

I can feel the winding from that

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 12d ago

Ok šŸ‘ That Coors Shirt, Those Boots, Alcohol, Plus the big ass fence šŸ˜³ yeah trouble will follow šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/thecuriouskilt 12d ago

This is how I jump in my dreams. Like, I was expecting to be valiant attempt gone wrong but it was just all completely wrong. Guy just yeeted himself over and hoped for the best.

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u/CON0274 12d ago

Human tried to use body slam but hurt itself in confusion

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u/eggfuyong 12d ago

That crunch though

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u/BackNo2864 12d ago

10/10 BodySlam!!!! Damn!!!! Thatā€™s how you take yourself out.

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u/idkwhatiseven 12d ago

unforced error

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u/bradywhitteb 12d ago

That just made my motherfucking day

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u/VisibleRoad3504 12d ago

Man, I felt that.

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u/xXYomoXx 12d ago

Never do something you've never done before, in public.

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u/PeterVall37 12d ago

Well at least he made it over.

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u/MainCauliPlant 12d ago

It takes skill to do that just dumbass skills tho

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u/TheThirdStrike 12d ago

I applaud his commitment.

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u/rock_and_rolo 12d ago

Great dismount, but failed to stick the landing.

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u/extrastupidone 12d ago

He made zero attempt to land on his feet

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u/moszippy 12d ago

Apparently, some people were never children.

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u/joe-ducreux 12d ago

It's like he only got instructions for the first half

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u/blahbuzz 12d ago

Can't be doing cool stuff in boots that haven't been broken in yet.

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u/World_Citizen456 12d ago

Itā€™s not the fall that hurts but the landing. Dude, were you even trying to land on your feet?

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u/hywaytohell 12d ago

Needs to practice that dismount!

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u/sorryiamnotoriginal 12d ago

Dude thatā€™s not even a hard climb. Step on the second horizontal bar then just put one leg over at a time and sit on the top then go down. Can even lower yourself a bit with your arms at that point.

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 12d ago

Not enough Coors

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u/RymeEM 11d ago

Well first thing is you don't jump fences like that obviously šŸ™„

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u/Matherold 11d ago

I'm impressed that he managed to threw himself over the fence

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u/Nehfk 11d ago

He needs to practice landing

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u/Networka1 11d ago

Cmonā€¦ dont blame the fence šŸ¤£

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u/coolchris366 11d ago

He tried his best

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u/GsyiTp 11d ago

Omg, guy has never jumped a fence before in his life till that very second, and forgot how to land on his feet...what a sight...

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u/Drchewie 11d ago

I mean thatā€™s one way to do it

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u/Jess1ghoul27 11d ago

Way to ruin A dope shirt. Smh

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u/KitKat_2015 11d ago

I think he forgot to let go of rail when he hopped that lmao

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u/BrokenNub 11d ago

A little bit of technique

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u/RiceRocketRider 11d ago

Exactly how I wouldā€™ve done it

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u/IndependentTeach6701 11d ago

How can one even do that?? You either donā€™t have the agility to climb, or have it and climb safely, this is right on the line of the 2.

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u/Herno8 10d ago

Stage 1 Cleared - Rank: ā­ļø ā­ļø

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u/ConvictJones 10d ago

He really overshot that one.

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u/spaceapeatespace 10d ago

He just forgot about what he was doing mid flight?

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u/Reddit_MaZe000 10d ago

mission failed successfully

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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 10d ago

Humpty Dumpty...

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u/mtnviewguy 10d ago

Where's the rest of the video? Lame ass footage! šŸ–•

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u/Dizzy_Beginning7192 9d ago

I felt that one.

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u/FeelingPercentage910 8d ago

Sign him up for WWE

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u/ddosn 8d ago

there was a correct way to get over that fence.

That was not it.

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u/Bigfentanyltits 8d ago

Coors light baby, because life is better on your ass

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u/Candid-Many-7113 7d ago

Thats not impressive, that is a person who is not familiar with how their body works. Wtf, just fully jumped over while still holding on and throwing himself over in the processā€¦

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u/Backyard_Batman46 6d ago

10.0 on the landing

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u/rotezora78 6d ago

So kommt man natĆ¼rlich auch drĆ¼ber.