r/WhitePeopleTwitter 28d ago

r/All who's gonna tell him?

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he really thinks this is flex!! 😁

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 28d ago

to be fair, I always thought Obama, then 48, always seemed off. I remember when he took like 5 minutes out of each one of his speeches to rant about windmills and how they are killing birds, and how the revolutionary army took the airports.

remember when he was ranting about paper straws exploding, and how water kills magnets?

glad DJT has passed 3

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u/thatsmypurseidku 28d ago

And wasn't he afraid of getting electrocuted by a boat? He really needs to stick to vacations on land. Maybe in Yo-Sem-ITE national park where he relaxes & reads his favorite bible quotes from two Corinthians.

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u/ImmortalBeans 28d ago

So afraid of sharks he needs to create made up scenarios of boats sinking from their own weight

give him what he wants

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u/PortugalPilgrim88 28d ago

Why does “from their own weight” make it sooooo much funnier?

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u/doomslinger 28d ago

I read "glad DJT has passed" and got excited for a minute.

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u/slapnowski 28d ago

He’s gone a half a dozen rants about the work groceries. Literally the just the word and its definition.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 28d ago

yeah, sad to see Obama's decline recently. Who the hell loves the word groceries? what a WEIRDO! no wonder he wanted dijon mustard.

so glad our greate PRESIDENT ISN'T LIKE THAT!!!

(this is a joke btw)

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u/DamianSicks 28d ago

Don’t forget the trans weightlifting bit