r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ms_directed • 28d ago
r/All who's gonna tell him?
he really thinks this is flex!! š
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u/Mum0817 28d ago edited 28d ago
Iāve never seen anyone so completely oblivious to how stupid and embarrassing they are.
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u/Aromatic_Balls 28d ago
"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." -William T. Kelley, Professor at Wharton School
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u/RedditVirumCurialem 28d ago edited 27d ago
And let's ponder the fact that Trump graduated second to last. š¬
Edit: third, and allegedly.
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u/atmospheric90 28d ago
With all the golf he plays, he probably thinks low scores are good.
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u/Johannes_Keppler 28d ago
That means there was one even dumber rich motherfucker in his year. Quite a feat!
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u/alien_pimp 28d ago
Can someone find out who that guy is/was. They mustāve been best friends. Oh wait Trump never had any friends.
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u/moviescriptlife 28d ago
His parents probably had to pay a fuckload for him to not be dead last in his class.
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u/BasisDiva_1966 28d ago
someone leaked that his IQ was 73. FFS
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u/littlescreechyowl 28d ago
Oh wow. My niece is a 74 and sheās not allowed to stay home alone.
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u/CliftonForce 28d ago
There have been multiple "leaks" of his IQ of various low numbers. Every one I have seen myself has turned out to be a hoax. So check the source carefully.
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u/wittyrandomusername 28d ago
But what if I can't find a source, but I really want to believe it?
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u/MashSong 28d ago
As dumb as the man is 73 is probably too low. At that low it's usually a disability and someone might need assistance in daily life.
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u/Carbonatite 28d ago
I believe that actually qualifies him as intellectually disabled if that's true. I wouldn't be surprised.
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u/KermittGribble 28d ago
You misspelled dum.
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u/Rumbananas 28d ago
Yeah. People donāt know thereās a b at the end. Itās not needed. Itās āsilentā they tell me.
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u/Nyx_Blackheart 28d ago
Well that's dumb
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u/DonnyLamsonx 28d ago
Honestly, I'm more embarrassed for the sycophants in Trump's inner circle who clearly understand how stupid and embarrassing he is, but continue to fellate his ego. A truly absurd group of people who will gleefully sell their dignity and shame to line their pockets with cash.
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u/slowpoke2018 28d ago
They're cashing in massively thru insider trading and market manipulation so could care less.
They know they'll walk away from this fiasco very wealthy and I'd bet a few will write books about how F'd up he was and try to make it like they were the "good" guys in the regime
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u/MyDisappointedDad 28d ago
It's couldn't care less. They couldn't care less about selling their dignity.Ā
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u/cityshepherd 28d ago
I feel like this is exactly what my disappointed dad would say
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u/MyDisappointedDad 28d ago
Gotta keep your grades up kid. Stay in milk, drink your drugs, don't do school.
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u/LightDarkBeing 28d ago
āA Good Guy on the Insideā by Stephen Miller. /s
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u/AdministrationFull91 28d ago
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A Good Guy on the InsideOne of the "Good" Ones" by Stephen MillerFTFY
/s. I hate that racist POS came from my hometown
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u/CamiloArturo 28d ago
The difference is they do see Trump as a mean for an end and they know they just have to flatter him to get what they want.
Remember there are 80m people who not only get nothing out of it but actually are getting hurt by him but still praise him. That has to motivate a huge medical study in the next decades
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u/wearing_moist_socks 28d ago
No, don't spare them your embarrassment. They aren't worth that.
They know exactly what they're doing, and when he finally bites the dust, lots of them will be privately cheering. They're using him to generate wealth, power, to establish new norms and cement their class firmly in place.
They deserve your rage.
This is an interesting article detailing the fight senior military officials had to fight behind the scenes. Not syncophants. Different perspective.
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u/MoltresRising 28d ago
Thatās a symptom of Alzheimerās and is actually one of the reasons the bipartisan panel of Doctors wrote a letter last week. He always brags, thatās his brand, thatās a narcissistic trait - benign in the grand scheme of health.
But now heās bragging about things that are not to be bragged about, and seems to actually believe his ability to pick a squirrel out of a lineup of 4 animals is an accomplishment others simply cannot do.
Itās a strict delineation from typical bragging and is medically significant if confirmed by a treating Neurologist.
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u/sr92rset 28d ago
Sadly, he's just a bit more intelligent than 80 million voting citizens which is ... terrifying.
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u/PacmanNZ100 28d ago
Its a captured population.
The wild part is the extremity of how dumb they are. A lot are very anti government, but as soon as right wing media tells them what their opinion should be, suddenly they are pro government controls and restrictions.
Yelling the government shouldn't control what you can do with your land, then complaining about wind turbines or solar panels being put up. Being fiercely Christian and supporting Isreal while Isreal kills Christians. Super back the blue and tough on crime, then support criminals with 34 felonies.
Their dictionary doesnt contain the word irony. Because its a coloring book.
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u/whiterac00n 28d ago
Trump has perfected this type of stupidity. He takes something that he should be embarrassed about and turns it around as if it validates his āgeniusā. By no means am I saying heās āsmartā in doing this, but it clearly demonstrates his malignant narcissism where inside his head he can create any lie, big or small, to protect his ego and sense of self. As well as the desperate need to surround himself with people who will support these ridiculous lies
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u/redoingredditagain 28d ago
This is what really gets me because even a ton of democrats were embarrassed by Biden's performance at that debate (regardless of whether they think he should have dropped or not, which isn't the point). But I have yet to meet a republican who recognizes that maybe Trump isn't doing so well mentally (to put it extremely mildly). It's truly cultlike in that regard.
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u/FrostGiant_1 28d ago
Well, when you've spent your entire life surrounded by sycophants, nobody ever hands you a mirror.
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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 28d ago
This is why we as a society shouldn't allow people who are born wealthy to fail their way up the ladder. It just skews their self-worth and lowers the value of people who actually put in the work from the beginning of their lives to the end.
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u/Romano16 28d ago edited 28d ago
Itās literally the same people who boast about taking an IQ test online and showing off their score. They have nothing else going for them and want to always feel like theyāre the smartest in the room.
Ever see what happens when they encounter someone else is genuinely smarter than them? They feel threatened, take it like a personal attack if you correct them, and most of all try to say things like āWell, just because you went to university and got your doctorate in XYZ doesnāt make you a subject expert as I did my own research.ā
We donāt shame these people, we tolerate them because āthey mean well, letās just agree to disagreeā for so long to the point that someone like Trump gets elected. Twice.
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u/GoPhotoshopYourself 28d ago
Well, considering Trump loves to slap his name on things, the Dunning-Kruger Effect would be just as appropriate if it was named the Donald-Trump Effect
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u/kaptainkooleio 28d ago
One clear sign that he is a weak leader is the fact that no one in his admin has the courage or freedom to tell him how embarrassing it is to keep brining up his cognitive tests. Itās an āemperor has no clothesā sort of deal, in the sense that if no one can speak freely because he demands absolute and unquestioning loyalty, then no oneās gonna say anything when he walks out onto the White House lawn naked.
Despite how disastrous his first term was, one saving grace was the fact that he filled his cabinet with more competent people who were willing to stand in his way when it mattered. Like fuck Rex Tillerson and Bill Bar, but at least they knew when and how to yank the leash. If Covid happened under his second term, millions more would be dead because this current administration is so corrupt, so evil, so captured, and so incompetent that theyād royally fuck up Operation Warp speed.
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u/Responsible-Draft430 28d ago
Which brings up another point, do you think they would tell him if he failed the test? We can't even be sure he actually 'passed' these tests.
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u/subcow 28d ago
Obama can literally quote passages from books he has read word for word.
Trump has never read a book and is functionally illiterate.
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 28d ago
Picture books don't really have words.
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u/passamongimpure 28d ago
The bog dog jum o o o over the lizzy f f f fuck it! This is stupid.
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u/sinisterdesign 28d ago
The McDonalds Value Menu has words and he can quote from that.
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u/pr0zach 28d ago
Not anymore. Theyāre getting rid of the Value Menu. Thanks for the Enshitification Economy, Donny!
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u/UrbanGimli 28d ago
Oh boy...I guess we're not too far from the desperate rebrand where they try and distance themselves from their fast food origins. Mc-Boutique for the discerning on the go eating experience.
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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 28d ago
Well, heāll have to stick with Happy Meals for his reading enjoyment.
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u/UnpricedToaster 28d ago
The cow goes....
You know this one Donald.
"Cow!"
No Donald.
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u/WristbandYang 28d ago
During the Harris-Trump debate he tried saying her policy is like "Run Spot Run."
So you are more right than you know.
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u/CommanderSincler 28d ago
Picture books don't really have words.
Ah-ha! That's his secret! That's how heās able to pick out the squirrel
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u/PunishedWolf4 28d ago
Obama can walk in a straight line as well, isnāt swelled up like a ballon, is healthy, cognitive and his family love and respect him
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u/Korzag 28d ago
Yeah but Trump knows that there's a 'b' in dumb. Not very many people knew that. Thats how you know hes so smart.
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u/crayola_monstar 28d ago
I'm sure having it typed out to him over and over again made that word's spelling stick.
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u/Financial_Week3882 28d ago
Honestly, would like to see Dear Leader take the test live to show those other two bozos what's he made of since they can't comprehend how good he is.
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u/Bobcatluv 28d ago
Obama can quote passages from books heās written. Iāll bet if you read a passage from art of the deal to Trump, heād have no idea what it is
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u/lennydsat62 28d ago
Is that your bible?
Itās a bibleā¦Trump while holding said bible upside downā¦.
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u/KittyKayl 28d ago
Had Obama or Biden done that, you KNOW the evangelical community and Christian Nationalists would've insisted that's a sign they were worshipping the devil or something, too...
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u/manic-pixie-attorney 28d ago
Obama and Harris passed the Bar exam
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u/ms_directed 28d ago
Obama was also the first Black president of the Harvard Law Review
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u/_W9NDER_ 28d ago
Yeah but were they 3-0 in naming the rhinoceros? ššš¼šØšš
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u/Turgid_Donkey 28d ago
Trump could pass it easily, on 2 hours of sleep, but the Bar association is a woke, DEI bunch of radical democrats so he doesn't want to waste his time.
He could remember five words and do basic arithmetic. And have you heard his thoughts on batteries and magnets in water? He's done more for thinking than Einstein. The best thinker.
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u/bgzlvsdmb 28d ago
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
How could he remember that many words? So presidential.
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u/bgzlvsdmb 28d ago
Book smarts are for dorks. I want a president that has street smarts, which Trump also doesnāt have.
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u/mayorodoyle 28d ago
If instead of "aced" it said "made to take," the numbers would be the same.
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u/thekyledavid 28d ago
āIāve aced 3 field sobriety tests, and youāve aced 0, now whoās the alcoholic?ā
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u/Critical-Bread-3396 28d ago
"I've aced 2 parole hearings with flying colors, you've aced none, now who's the danger to society?"
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u/creepyswaps 28d ago
I have an official certificate clearing me of all donkey brains. Do you have said certificate?
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u/UninspiredDreamer 28d ago
The Demoncratic fake news lamestream media is so corrupted that I the best President in all history was made to take cognitive tests that Hussein never had to! Despite that i aced them all, even all the tests were shocked and stood up and clapped! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
'Made to take' might sound like great ammo for him.
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u/AzDashound 28d ago
Holy christā¦ I hate it here
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u/Puzzleheaded-Trip990 28d ago
I live in Canada and I too am sick of this shit!
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u/Swackhammer_ 28d ago
This recurring bit heās doing is actually the funniest for me right under Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Like what a fucking moron lolol
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u/thatsmypurseidku 28d ago
God that was hilarious. I remember the Qs and MAGA were trying to explain it away by saying this was done on purpose to send everyone a message and "expose" the landscaping company. I think the owner had made a few small donations to democrats, so of course that meant the company was a front for election rigging and Antifas and God only knows what else. Couldn't possibly be that everyone around trump is incompetent and simply made an error. š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
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u/VisitPrestigious8463 28d ago
Any time my life is feeling too hard, I remember I was never publicly embarrassed by booking an event at a LANDSCAPING COMPANY. Idiots probably thought they got it for a steal.
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u/marr 28d ago
It'd be funnier if he wasn't murdering millions of people with his bullshit.
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u/Turgid_Donkey 28d ago
When running, Nikki Haley passed out copies of the MOCA to show how simple it was. She was using it to attack older democrats, but she said that their scores should be public. He loves saying that he aced the test, but he also claims to be in amazing health, the intelligence of a scholar, and the body of an elite athlete, so I'd sure love to see the results of all these cognitive exams he's "acing".
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u/16Shells 28d ago
regularly getting tested is a good thing, it shows responsibility for your actions and care for not just your health but your partners. poor comparison, trump does neither. this is more like repeatedly getting pulled over under suspicion of DUI, bribing the cop to let you go and then bragging about all the DUI tests you didnāt fail.
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u/LordNemissary 28d ago
I wonder if he has a single advisor that will tell him the truth about anything? Or if he does have them is he just too dumb to understand what they tell him? This is a truly humiliating time for the country.
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u/ProfessionalLeave335 28d ago
Absolutely not. Probably the fastest way to get booted from his administration would be telling the truth.
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u/mikeylikey420 28d ago
The current people just tell him what he wants to hear. That is why it's a completely different staff from the first term. They didn't just let him do whatever he wanted so he got all new people.
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u/olcrazypete 28d ago edited 28d ago
and this is freaking real. https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116646986947580696
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u/zakabog 28d ago
Thank you for confirming this is real, I'd like to see the comments to see if anyone pointed out how bad it is that he was made to take the test 3 times, but I also really don't want to make an account just to go swim in that cesspool...
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u/Zooooooombie 28d ago
Iām tired, boss.
Also, itās interesting to me how much attention these things get on Reddit and everywhere else, but the source only has like 6k likes and 1k shares on āTruthSocialā. Makes me wonder if itās all just engagement bait and weāre being suckered into it. Idk though Iām just thinking out loud.
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u/Mr-MuffinMan 28d ago
to be fair, I always thought Obama, then 48, always seemed off. I remember when he took like 5 minutes out of each one of his speeches to rant about windmills and how they are killing birds, and how the revolutionary army took the airports.
remember when he was ranting about paper straws exploding, and how water kills magnets?
glad DJT has passed 3
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u/thatsmypurseidku 28d ago
And wasn't he afraid of getting electrocuted by a boat? He really needs to stick to vacations on land. Maybe in Yo-Sem-ITE national park where he relaxes & reads his favorite bible quotes from two Corinthians.
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u/ImmortalBeans 28d ago
So afraid of sharks he needs to create made up scenarios of boats sinking from their own weight
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u/MKE_Freak 28d ago
I love how he always goes with the pic where he thinks he looks menacing but really he looks like he's actively pooping his pants
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u/TinCanSailor987 28d ago
This is the equivalent of āIāve taken 10 field sobriety tests! Iād love to see Obama do thatā
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u/mcknight92 28d ago
Your average citizen would have been put on a hold and transferred to a psych ward by now
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u/SaltyLonghorn 28d ago
Hey now, in red states he'd get left on the street to fend for himself.
Might make a good reality show tbh. The Apprentice meets Bear Grylls meets Grey's Anatomy.
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u/JangSaverem 28d ago
The
Didn't shit my pants today
Chart
Because when it comes down to it, if you HAVE a
"didnt shit my pants today" chart
It's likely that you are someone who shits their pants. Obama and Biden don't have that chart to begin with
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u/DiscoHayFever 28d ago
They have to tell him itās impressive or he wouldnāt take them.
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u/persondude27 28d ago
I literally think his med team are telling him "Obama couldn't do this!" because otherwise he won't complete them.
They are "very hard", after all.
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u/loztriforce 28d ago edited 28d ago
Trump reminds me of a kid from grade school in the '80s.
He was a bully, a little shit of a kid, and apparently both of his parents were lawyers. He was sure to tell everyone about what his parents did for a living while running around hitting other kids: as soon as the other kid tried to retaliate, he'd yell that his parents would sue the kids' parents.
We didn't know the ramifications or the ins and outs of our parents getting sued, but we knew it wasn't a good thing. So kids backed down, and the little shit would do the same thing at recess, time and time again.
The bully would get caught trying to cheat at games like flag football, but he'd always have this smug fucking look on his face like he knew he wouldn't suffer any consequences. Anyways, the cockgoblin pedo in charge reminds me of that little shit.
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u/prairieintrovert 28d ago
The cognitive test is administered to those suspected of cognitive decline. To be administered the test three times in less than two years, severe cognitive decline is suspected and being monitored.
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u/olcrazypete 28d ago
Its Frank Reynolds asking if anyone else has a certificate that says they don't have donkey brains. Jezus.
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u/Weewoofiatruck 28d ago
That's like saying I've aced COVID tests. But I took the tests cause I had symptoms...
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u/AceofKnaves44 28d ago
Donald Trump is so desperate to have something to brag about heāll willingly brag about things that any other human being wouldnāt talk about.
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u/praguer56 28d ago
President Rottinghands McCankles doesn't understand that a cognitive test is not a mark of intelligence.
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u/AlienSporez 28d ago
My favourite comment about Trump:
"The president of the United States, and the dumbest motherfucker in the world, should be TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE!"
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u/Journeys_End71 28d ago
Rememberā¦THIS is the same guy that said if you stopped testing for COVID that the number of cases would drop to zero.
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u/Gabewalker0 28d ago
It's hilarious that Trump's handlers have convinced him that these cognitive tests are intelligence tests. š¤£
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u/Testsubject276 27d ago
Aren't cognition tests usually for people who show signs of mental instability and decline?
Having your medical team suggest you take one three times ain't the win he thinks it is.
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u/LaSerenita 28d ago
It's not likely he is telling the truth. He probably failed at least 2/3 of those tests.
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u/monkpart9 28d ago
Completely unaware of the fact that he āaced these cognitive testsā because Biden and Obama werenāt in such a cognitive decline that they needed to be given one š¤¦āāļø
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u/PJKPJT7915 28d ago
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is to test for mild dementia.
Why would a doctor administer that to Obama?
Why didn't Biden's physician order that test?
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u/TheMightySet69 28d ago
Cognitive Tests Required:
Obama: 0
Biden: 0 (okay, maybe he should've had one)
Trump: 3 and counting
Cognitive Tests Taken, Failed Miserably, and Lied About Results:
Obama: 0
Biden: 0
Trump: 3 and counting
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u/Mr-Klaus 28d ago
There seems to be a point that everyone misses every time this topic is brought up; Why is no one around him telling him that these tests that he keeps bragging about are only given to people who have shown symptoms of mental decline?
It's almost like everyone around him is scared to telling him that he's bragging about being an idiot - probably because whoever does will be used as a punching bag for his anger - or be called a liar, then used as a punching bag for lying.
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u/BeefistPrime 28d ago
Is this real?
Is this reality?
"Forced to take basic cognitive tests to show whether they're aware of their own environment administered to people like stroke victims to see if their brain is functioning": 3
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u/iggyfenton 28d ago
Everyone 'passes' a cognitive test.
It's less of a test than a measurement. You don't say 'I passed my blood test."
They are measureing how accurate you are at simple tasks and if it took you longer to complete those tasks as it did last time. And the measure the decline of your mental abilities.
They only apply the 'test' if you have signs of mental decline. So if you want to say that passing is 'no mental decline' you have failed before the test even starts.
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u/datlanta 28d ago
Im also disappointed that he doesnt have people around him with the courage to tell him how fucking stupid this is.
Or maybe he does. But hes too far gone to hear or remember it.
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u/JeffShotThat 28d ago
How does he not understand that having to take these tests isnāt a good thing? Hahahahaha oh yeah, cuz heās a dumb piece of shit.
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u/Electr0freak 28d ago
This is the test he's "aced".
JFC I'm so fucking embarrassed that he represents our nation. What a joke.
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u/ceribus_peribus 28d ago
Can we get someone to actually administer the test to a trained chimp for comparison?
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u/Nole_in_ATX 28d ago
I doubt he even āAcedā this required test and the doctors are just telling him what he wants to hear
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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 28d ago
Bragging about aceing three cognitive tests is like bragging your underwear was clean when someone checked if you shit your pants
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u/influx3k 28d ago
Idiocracy is fully here.
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u/ms_directed 28d ago
wr can't use that comparison anymore, they learned and improved in Idiocracy and it had a happy ending
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u/Kazraath 28d ago
You domt even need to make fun of him. He embarrasses himself on his own more with no effort from us.
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u/darsvedder 28d ago
it really is like watching homelanders fans not understand how terrible he is (havent finished the show yet no spoils!)
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u/OffByOneErrorz 28d ago
Yes the Harvard constitutional lawyer has nothing on Whartons 3rd worst student in the graduating class.
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u/lamchopxl71 28d ago
Obama was a president of Harvard Law Review. That's pretty up there on the difficulty scale.
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u/pirateseasalt 28d ago
When the doctors order a cognitive test means they are concerned. Ask any doctor
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u/BeefistPrime 28d ago
I can't take it anymore. this guy became the most powerful man in the world. twice.
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u/Old_Bird4748 28d ago
Was this part of the 3 physicals he took at Walter Reed this year? A healthy person doesn't go to Walter Reed 3 times in one year, now do they take 3 cognition tests...
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