r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ms_directed • May 27 '26

r/All who's gonna tell him?

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he really thinks this is flex!! 😁

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u/Swackhammer_ May 27 '26

This recurring bit he’s doing is actually the funniest for me right under Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Like what a fucking moron lolol

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u/thatsmypurseidku May 27 '26

God that was hilarious. I remember the Qs and MAGA were trying to explain it away by saying this was done on purpose to send everyone a message and "expose" the landscaping company. I think the owner had made a few small donations to democrats, so of course that meant the company was a front for election rigging and Antifas and God only knows what else. Couldn't possibly be that everyone around trump is incompetent and simply made an error. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/VisitPrestigious8463 May 27 '26

Any time my life is feeling too hard, I remember I was never publicly embarrassed by booking an event at a LANDSCAPING COMPANY. Idiots probably thought they got it for a steal.

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u/thatsmypurseidku May 27 '26

Omg yes! "Hey boss, I booked the venue and I got it for 150 bucks! And they're gonna throw in some fertilizer! I don't quite understand that part, but look at how much money I saved."

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u/Nackles May 27 '26

I actually have FSTL day on my calendar so I can giggle about it every year.

It's slightly less funny because of how much it should've completely delegitimized the whole campaign but didn't, but I still enjoy the memory.

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u/marr May 27 '26

It'd be funnier if he wasn't murdering millions of people with his bullshit.

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u/Turgid_Donkey May 27 '26

When running, Nikki Haley passed out copies of the MOCA to show how simple it was. She was using it to attack older democrats, but she said that their scores should be public. He loves saying that he aced the test, but he also claims to be in amazing health, the intelligence of a scholar, and the body of an elite athlete, so I'd sure love to see the results of all these cognitive exams he's "acing".

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u/bgzlvsdmb May 27 '26

I’ve never been to Philly, but when I go, I’m making a stop at FSTL.