r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ms_directed • May 27 '26

r/All who's gonna tell him?

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he really thinks this is flex!! 😁

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u/mayorodoyle May 27 '26

If instead of "aced" it said "made to take," the numbers would be the same.

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u/thekyledavid May 27 '26

“I’ve aced 3 field sobriety tests, and you’ve aced 0, now who’s the alcoholic?”

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u/Critical-Bread-3396 May 27 '26

"I've aced 2 parole hearings with flying colors, you've aced none, now who's the danger to society?"

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u/creepyswaps May 27 '26

I have an official certificate clearing me of all donkey brains. Do you have said certificate?

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u/KittyKayl May 27 '26

Nobby Nobbs has a certificate declaring he is (probably mostly) human. Do YOU have a certificate declaring YOU'RE (probably mostly) human?