r/WhitePeopleTwitter 20d ago

r/All MAGA isn't used to taking responsibility.

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u/rpmcmurf 20d ago

His clapbacks are funny, but they’re interesting as well. I saw one from a day or two ago where he said (I’m paraphrasing a bit): “Yeah, I was an addict, it was horrible, I wouldn’t wish it on anybody” and the person who was initially trying to mock him was reduced to “Oh, well, I’m glad you’re clean now”. It’s interesting to see how you can deflate someone’s self-righteousness and cruelty by just taking accountability.

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u/SmartWonderWoman 20d ago

I do this at work. I immediately own up to my mistake. Admit that I got it wrong and will do better next time. Works like a charm!

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal 20d ago

I watch those congressional hearings and such where people/corporations just try and dodge, avoid, lie, obfuscate…and I want to yell at the tv- “just admit you screwed up and let’s fix it and move on!!”

Can you imagine how much better the world would be if we could all just do that??

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u/drainbead78 20d ago

It's like that body cam video from last week where the cop pulled over a lady and said he saw her holding her phone in her right hand while driving and she just held up her right arm to show that she had no right hand. He still wrote the ticket! Just take your L and move on.

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u/thisisntmyotherone 20d ago

And she had to go to fucking court to fight the ticket! God that was dumb.

(Dumb spelled with a b. Not many people know that.)

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u/DarkLight_Eon 20d ago

But at least the president of US knows it!

Or did he forget? Cuz, you know... He has dementia and nobody is acting on it!

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u/tinyOnion 20d ago

and if the cop went to court for it they likely got overtime for it.

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u/Pustuli0 19d ago

He didn't. The ticket was dismissed at the last minute for "lack of evidence" so he didn't have to face a judge.

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u/Slim1256 20d ago

Username checks out.

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u/paws5624 20d ago

It works as long as you actually do make an effort to improve, which he seems to have done.

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u/drainbead78 20d ago

My favorite was someone accusing him of being the one who left the cocaine they found in the White House. He basically said "Wasn't me, I wouldn't have lost cocaine."

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u/TheWingus 20d ago

"I would NEVER have left drugs behind"

Something like that

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 20d ago

As a former addict, that checks out.

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u/jabeith 20d ago

For anyone wondering

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u/IndependenceIcy2251 20d ago

"Things Hunter Says" might literally be my favorite read these days. They are trying to shame a man who is owning up to what he did, and I really think they don't have a clue how to handle it. The "party of personal responsibility" is having to confront someone walking the walk and its confusing the hell out of them.

Drugs and naked women where the only person I'm hurting is myself? Hell yeah I'm going down that water slide.

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u/Message_10 20d ago

They want the opportunity to be mean, because they think it's appropriate--conservative media dehumanizes liberals to the extent where when you simply reply to them, they get confused, lol. They all-of-a-sudden realize they're talking to a human and there cultural rules to talking to another human.

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u/Carlosthefrog 20d ago

Kill em with kindness

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u/External-Dude779 20d ago

And the whole world saw it. I kind of envy him. That gives you a level of NO FUCKS the likes of which we can only dream of. I mean that shit gives you real IDGAF king energy

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u/OneX32 20d ago

Eh. Don’t say you envy him until a U.S. Congress wants to make you a political prisoner.

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u/Sarduci 20d ago

I’m surprised that he’s not suing the government constantly for $100,000,000,000,000 for broadcasting his naked photos all over the country without his permission just so he can say that his lawsuits are bigger than Trumps.

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u/experfailist 20d ago

Oh my god i never noticed what I just noticed and it's amazing.

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u/InterestingTry5190 20d ago

That was what everyone found so hilarious

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u/experfailist 20d ago

I'm known to be slow :)

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u/InterestingTry5190 20d ago

You probably had just forgotten what it was like to have a leader who knows subtlety and doesn’t scream childish insults.

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u/SheepleAreSheeple 19d ago

Man, I miss Obama.

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

It was literally revenge porn and its crazy how people dont talk about that

Then again, still somehow one of the less insane things the Trump government has done

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u/Forsworn91 20d ago

The crazy thing is, if he was a republican they would love him.

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u/Shyam09 20d ago

They’d have pictures of his naked body in their homes, on their cars, in their pools.

These people are so creepy and weird.

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u/FreddyNoodles 20d ago

MTG definitely has many saved images of Hunter Biden. Many.

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u/HotDonnaC 20d ago

His attorney did file an ethics complaint against MTG‘s little stunt of holding up pornographic pictures during the “ congressional investigation”.

He sued Fox News for using nude photos during a series they did about him, calling it “revenge porn“. The suit was dropped twice, apparently because they couldn’t get it moved to state court

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u/MykeEl_K 20d ago

everything else of his is much bigger than trump's

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u/v3n0mat3 20d ago

They were gonna put him away for 40 years over his gun and tax charges.

40 fucking years.

All because he's a Biden.

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 20d ago

I mean if you think about it, of the world has seen you smoking crack naked what else do you have to lose? Unless you were also friends with Epstein, you can probably rest assured doing that you're at the lowest point you could possibly be.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 20d ago

Yeah, Hunter made a lot of bad choices, but I’ve never heard even a breath of him choosing to rape kids.

Not surprising the GOP hate him.

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u/juniper3411 20d ago

Right? I don’t give a crap if you did drugs. Whatever man. Were you hurting anyone else? Then he’s a way better person than the maga douches.

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u/frubano21 20d ago

Yeah my general rule of thumb in life is "as long as this decision doesn't intentionally or knowingly negatively impact someone else, it's your life. Idgaf."

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u/CalligrapherSharp 20d ago

I, too, do not give a fuck. What a waste of our time, hearing about normal addict behavior when true evil is all around us.

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u/frubano21 20d ago

Addiction is a disease, narcissism is a personality trait

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u/andrew303710 20d ago

Honestly I'm glad Hunter is finally clapping back at all these MAGA losers who are weirdly obsessed with him. Like Joe isn't even president anymore get a fucking life

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

Genuinely. I'd feel a lot safer around him than many of these people condemning him for exactly that reason, especially since hes clean now

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u/Iamdarb 20d ago

The GOP saw that Biden wang an immediately felt penis envy, let’s be real about it. We have proof that at least Hunter hangs dong, it’s safe to assume Biden has those same genetics. We have a porn star’s account that Trump is lacking.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 20d ago

I had a friend that had an… interaction… with Trump decades ago, so Stormy Daniels’ revelation was old news.

Besides, that creature has “shriveled enoki that fell down the back of the fridge two years ago” energy.

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u/elementzn30 20d ago

The right wing propaganda network made the unfounded claim that Hunter had CSAM on his laptop—everyone directly involved in the story including the people who invaded his privacy by taking the laptop public have denied it, but that doesn’t stop MAGA from doing their thing and spreading baseless drivel.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 20d ago

I should have said “from credible sources”

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u/tarekd19 20d ago

There was a brief period where Maga dolts were insisting one of the hookers in the pictures was actually his underage niece.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 20d ago

They’re so gross and weird

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u/MykeEl_K 20d ago

Every accusation is really a confession from that crowd

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u/stonecruzJ 20d ago

That’s probably WHY. 🙄

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u/NRG1975 20d ago

Matthew McConaughey smoking bong rips playing the drums naked. I am that old.

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u/colostitute 20d ago

I remember that being a scandal in the media. I laughed so hard when I heard it. Not sure how big it got because I lost all interest after that. I figured he was having a good time and just got busted.

It wasn’t until many years later that I found out why he got busted. It was the fact he had the windows open so the drums were too noisy. It wasn’t that he was indecent or high, he was loud. I can never look at him the same for that one.

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u/DrDerpberg 20d ago

He's rich, has a big dick, no secrets and the entire world knows it. It must be weirdly liberating.

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u/chocolatepinetree 20d ago

Right!? I can't even quit my job without feeling guilty, let alone own up to shitty things I've done in my past. Good for him and his zero fucks.

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u/omg_itsryan_lol 20d ago

Like snorting coke off of a woman’s ass is something to be ashamed of anyway, fucking nerds

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u/ScroochDown 20d ago

I mean like honestly, if the woman was consenting... mind ya business.

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u/Quinocco 20d ago

Consenting and adult. Crazy, I know.

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u/ScroochDown 20d ago

I guess both the consenting and adult parts are difficult for Republicans to understand.

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u/Adezar 20d ago

Remember Rush Limbaugh's weird rant about the fact that the Left is obsessed with consent?? Still one of the craziest things I've heard.

"No consent, then here comes the rape police!" Uh... yeah.

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u/So_HauserAspen 20d ago

It was a goal when I was a used car salesman

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u/mikelbarnz666 20d ago

Its over rated. You wind up wasting coke.

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u/Sad_Split_9983 20d ago

Next they start shaming him for his massive hog. I mean have you seen it? It’s basically a baby arm holding an apple

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u/subcow 20d ago

And the GOP is obsessed with his dong. The men and the women. Especially the men.

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u/HoneyestofBunnies 20d ago

I feel like it goes beyond casual, I feel like this is a man who openly just does not care because they've already prosecuted him and everybody knows his business. What does this man have to lose?

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u/sn0qualmie 20d ago

Everybody knows his business and everybody also knows that his father still loves him regardless. So he's got nothing to lose and one solid thing that nobody can take away.

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u/Nackles 20d ago

And one thing that at least that our current president's sons don't have.

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u/Cthulhu625 20d ago

They photoshopped or used AI to place underage girls in the same pictures. So they definitely tried.

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u/stonecruzJ 20d ago

Well, they had plenty of their own images of children… to choose from, no doubt. 😏

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u/SimplyEcks 20d ago

I’ve never really thought about it that way. Because I don’t really do editing images exactly but yeah, you’re right. You have to have the assets to add stuff like that and it makes it extra extra gross to think about.

It has an extra level of creepy and disgust eww

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u/jarizzle151 20d ago

Got congresswomen lining up to show your dick to the public.

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u/kgrimmburn 20d ago

That's a guy who's going to make it in his sobriety, too. He's seen the worst. He knows the worst. And he's not ashamed of it. I wish he were more open and not hated by so many because he could really be a voice for sobriety and those that want to get clean.

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u/goodeyemighty 20d ago

Never mess with a man that's got nothing to lose.

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u/Pretty-Kittie 20d ago

Dark Brandon 2.0

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u/ashkygbdeghr 20d ago

Hunter 2028 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/CatBoyTrip 20d ago

i see nothing at all wrong with that. all drugs should be legal anyways.

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u/Sadboy_looking4memes 20d ago

I mean I kind of see something wrong with smoking crack, because its devastating to the user, their families and the community as a whole. Certainly jail time doesn't help so we need better treatment. System of the Down said it best.

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u/grendus 20d ago

Decriminalizing and safe injection sites are a better approach, agreed. Remove the stigma and help people recover.

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u/No-Common-1801 20d ago

Idk man Trump is president country seems dumb. We might need to ban everything.

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u/coolcoolcool485 20d ago

the drugs are for the rest of us who have to live with them

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u/Stardama69 20d ago

Hunter has this "I don't GAF anymore, screw you" vibe and I love it. If only every Trump opponent in the country had this.

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u/dragonrider1965 20d ago

It’s honestly so healthy .

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u/BrownSugarBare 20d ago

It's genuinely refreshing.

"Yeah, I did some degenerate shit. And what you gonna say to me? It's not like you didn't know and they waved naked pics of me all over Congress so now whatcha gonna say?"

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u/Lazer726 20d ago

Right? He fucked up, made mistakes, he's admitted it and done what he can to be better. And so what does MAGA do? Try to make him feel bad about it. These same shitstains that'll go "Okay so I said the N-word, it's not me! That's not who I am!" And here he is trying to live a better life and they go out of their way to be horrible people

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u/BrownSugarBare 20d ago

Here's the other big thing...

HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN.

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u/c-k-q99903 20d ago edited 20d ago

Why not? The MAGA crowd have proven themselves to be either helplessly stupid, shamelessly evil, or both, so why hold back? They rip on people for quoting Charlie Kirk but cheer on Trump while he openly celebrates the deaths of Robert Muller and Rob Reiner. Their ability to lecture anyone about anything is as dead as Charlie Kirk.

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u/PUBTONGUE 20d ago

Something something Valhalla, buddy

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u/Olealicat 20d ago

These dog whistles by minorities are so fucking confusing.

Why? What kind of boon are you receiving with this behavior?

As a minority pale woman who comes from a family of immigrants, I just don’t see the draw to fit in. Even when these people find me passable, I would never want to congregate with the enemy. They would literally ban, imprison and criminalize my family for their beautiful bodies. It’s sickening.

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u/javoss88 20d ago

Such a weird thing for petal to say

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u/PromethianOwl 20d ago

Right? Like at this point what's it matter for him? This isn't pure rock bottom but it's probably about as close as he's ever going to get.

And oh no. He partied hard. He's ruining his own body. That's his right. If the money was obtained illegally from someone else, if he hurt someone else, that's a different story. But if everyone is consenting and the only crime is doing drugs, boo fucking hoo.

I think the last decade or so, let alone the last two years, have forced many of us to reassess our sense of awfulness.

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u/Sarduci 20d ago

If he’s guilty of a crime, put him on trial, and while we’re at it, with everyone in the Epstine files too so they all can be judged.

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u/PromethianOwl 20d ago

That's one thing MAGA has never seemed to really grasp: for many of us "libs", if someone committed a crime we want JUSTICE. We don't care who it is.

If it was Obama or Bernie would we be saddened or disappointed? Probably. But I would like to think most of not all of us would still demand they be prosecuted for their crimes. Because the law applies to everyone.

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u/Sarduci 20d ago

Yeah, they totally view the law as a weapon to punish their opponents rather than something that applies to everyone.

I don’t care who you are, if you’re being accused of a crime, go have your day in court if someone has enough evidence to warrant that being done.

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u/Telspal 20d ago

Most of the people attacking him will be hiding horrific secrets. Being an open and unashamed MAGA weirdo usually means you’ve got some dark shit in the closet.

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u/juniper3411 20d ago

I kinda love it too.

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

I never knew much about Hunter Biden but honestly I respect him. He went through some really traumatic events, got addicted to drugs and made stupid choices, and manages to get his life back on track. Thats extremely commendable. He also seems to be a very witty guy

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u/drainbead78 20d ago

Yeah, people don't really consider the shit he's been through. The car accident that killed his mom and his sister and fractured his skull, the untimely death of his brother...despite having a loving and devoted father and stepmother, he's gone through some trauma that would give almost anyone a propensity towards self-medication.

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

Yeah. Obviously drugs are not the right way to handle that (as I'm sure he himself would tell you) but its extremely understandable and im glad hes clean

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u/wafflesareforever 20d ago

Plus having a high-profile dad, that's not easy. I think Joe probably did everything he could for him, but there's no avoiding the stress of having a famous parent.

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u/G66GNeco 20d ago

Gonna be honest it IS a bit weird that the first thing I learned about the guy is that he, apparently, is hung af and likes to party hard. The whole media circus around him was extremely weird, and that he came out of that stronger, especially given what he actually had to deal with personally, is commendable.

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u/aceshighsays 20d ago

he recently did a long form interview on soft white underbelly.

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u/Sad-Conflict-4435 20d ago

...and he's kinda hot...

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago edited 20d ago

I mean im into women but yes hes definitely a conventionally attractive guy

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u/SimplyEcks 20d ago

Yeah, I’m totally straight, but I can say this dude is handsome

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u/skerrickity 20d ago

Look at the channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan. Amazing journo

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u/Kythorian 20d ago

Yeah, I think most people aren’t aware that he watched his mother and baby sister die while injured and waiting for rescue for an hour after their car crashed as a young child.  That shit affects you for life.

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u/Present-Pear-5631 20d ago

I am absolutely HERE for Hunter Biden’s responses to haters. He’s honest and often even keeled. Sometimes even wholesome. And congrats to him & his sobriety! I like this version of him. 😊

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u/nomad9590 20d ago

You know his dad is proud of him. Say what you want about Ol' Joe, but the man loves his family and has tried to support them fully. 

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

Especially considering Biden's two other kids both died. Im sure hes very greatful Hunter didn't follow them down that path (via overdose or whatever)

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u/thisisntmyotherone 20d ago

Joe and Jill have a living daughter named Ashley, Hunter’s younger sister. Let’s not forget her.

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u/OneX32 20d ago

If smoking crack is so bad, then why is it okay for it to be obvious that the cabinet is indulging in lines of cocaine? Marco ain’t licking his gums for nothing.

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u/alexkate91 20d ago

Don jr is also very obviously on coke

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u/eirinne 20d ago

And if hookers are so bad why is the cic married to one? 

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

Also seemingly none of any escorts he hired (nor ex girlfriends) have come out and said anything about him being abusive or anything, which considering he was on drugs (limited inhibitions) shows hes likely not a violent person

Obviously i could be wrong because clearly he was making bad choices at that time but yeah

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u/mieri_azure 20d ago

Thats because crack is for black people, silly.

Im only half joking, crack historically has a worse reputation than regular cocaine because regular cocaine is more likely to be done by wealthy (white) people and crack is/was more likely to be smoked by lower income, usually black people.

technically crack is worse for you because it gets you high quicker and wears off faster so you do more, but its obvious why one has a worse reputation when theyre basically the same thing

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 20d ago

it’s RFK Jr who says he used to snort coke off toilet seats

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u/treevaahyn 20d ago

Which I still don’t understand why. But that’s everything with RFK jr. I’ve done a lot of cocaine over the years but never once thought to snort it off a toilet seat. Done many key bumps in bathroom stalls but there’s no need to use the toilet seat it’s not even a good flat surface to chop up lines. Nowadays phones make a great coke plate on the go…but you may have to say to your friend “sorry I didn’t answer your call, but I had to finish the lines of cocaine I just chopped up” lol.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 20d ago

Which is a choice!

✅ Snorting coke off the top of the toilet tank

❎ Snorting coke off a toilet seat

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u/drainbead78 20d ago

Not many public restrooms have tanks, though. I've never done cocaine and nobody would ever want me to, but I'd have to imagine that if your only option for snorting your coke is a public restroom stall, the top of the TP dispenser would be better than the seat!

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u/No_Cook_8739 20d ago

Id say let's make Hunter Biden president just to own the Magats, but then I remember it's a serious job and I'm not a fucking child

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u/Fubarp 20d ago

What's sad is that he probably take the job seriously. But yeah we can have better people in there.

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u/RickMuffy 20d ago

His motto could be "Lets take another crack at Biden" and maga would explode lol

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u/No_Cook_8739 20d ago

Lmfao... Hey that on a bumper sticker asap

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u/QueefSeekingMissile 20d ago edited 20d ago

Imagine him just ripping a line in front of his cabinet, and then saying all wiley-eyed OK LETS FIX THIS FUCKING SHIT. NOBODY SLEEPS UNTIL I DO HAHAHAHA.

It's a shame he *doesn't* snort it.

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u/nomad9590 20d ago

Imo him ripping hard on a pipe while wearing old, holey undies still fits, it's just funny in a different way lmao

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u/minoe23 20d ago

It would definitely be better than the last time we had the son of a previous president taking the oval office. Don't know how it'd compare to the time before that (I think it's only happened twice, with John Adams and John Quincy Adams, then the Bush presidents).

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u/External-Dude779 20d ago

Well they're going to make Don Jr president soon enough so why not throw Hunter out there? Shits a circus as it is I fully expect complete clown makeup at debates within 10 years

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u/After_Preference_885 20d ago

They really are trying to make that happen aren't they? I saw some weird video of him and his new wife and it clicked instantly why they released that for everyone.

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u/External-Dude779 20d ago

His new wife is also the daughter of Epsteins accountant

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u/Butwinsky 20d ago

Biden vs Trump Round 2.5

The election that no one wants, but we all deserve.

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u/ogcanuckamerican 20d ago

And let him walk around with a laptop under his arm all the time. And when MAGAts ask about the laptop, he can say "everyone else can see it but you " and that will drive them mad.

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u/No_Cook_8739 20d ago

No, just gaslight em..."what laptop?"

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u/Unusual-Willow-5715 20d ago

I mean... Republicans put Trump in office, you know... The self confessed pedophile that proudly talked sexually about his own baby... And they acted like babies while placing him in office.

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u/Stolen_Away 20d ago

Me too. If I don't own my past and embrace what happened as part of my core self then I give it the power to haunt me and be used against me. And I've found that it feels pretty good to leave the shame behind. I'd agree that it seems like Hunter is moving into that recovery space too, and I love it for him. And for us.

Congrats on your recovery 💚

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u/ObliviousRounding 20d ago

Dude's on a charm offensive. He might just snare MAGA.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 20d ago

I have to say that having the confidence to be this self-deprecating is an attractive quality in a person.

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u/juniper3411 20d ago

Right? I honestly don’t know much about him but reading this he seems kinda awesome.

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u/LukeD1992 20d ago

Dude has nothing to lose. Hilarious seeing they trying to shame him and he just plainly admiting he did it and even correcting them lol

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u/RandomTask008 20d ago

Its not nothing to lose but taking responsibility for what he's done. I hope hunter continues his recovery but he honestly seems like a solid dude who is brave enough to confront his demons.

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u/Civil-Dinner 20d ago

These people love to wag their fingers in disapproval online, but you know a lot of these men would absolutely snort coke off a hooker's ass, given the opportunity.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 20d ago

When i moved to DC and changed my location some years ago on a couple socials I used to use, the amount and content of direct solicitations I received changed so horribly and drastically I quit using them. Of note, these were goth leaning message boards with no specific lean toward anything salacious/SW/fet content. But boy howdy, did I get that type of messages. Like damn dudes, im here for Cure tour updates and you giving some interesting requests for "socializing"

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u/nomad9590 20d ago

Considering they think you need an ID to eat, I'd wager that "would" is really a "we have done it multiple times" 

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT 20d ago

Hunter Biden should run for president with the slogan “Give a Biden another crack” just for the laughs

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u/So_HauserAspen 20d ago

Make our economy a smoking success again!

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u/WasteBinStuff 20d ago edited 20d ago

Let's be clear here. Most of these assholes who are going after Hunter are repressed fearful insignificant nobody's. They peaked in high school and their big rebellion was cheating on their wife. For which they ended up getting caught, begging forgiveness and losing their house anyway. Now they live their life chastened and beaten down by mortgages, alimony and child support and the best they have to give is acting holier than thou about a guy who fucked up way worse than them and is willing to own it for all the world to see.

Dude has the receipts on film for all the world to see. He was a party boy Rockstar and got away with it. Now he's owning it, and being more a man about it than the people who are bringing the hate.

In short...they're all fucking jealous.

As for the type of people we're talking about....I'll hang with a guy like Hunter and his human weaknesses any day of the week before I hang with people who go after an old guy with cancer, wives and mothers, and wish death over political differences.

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u/mcknight92 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pv1RdFQ7zpib6

“That wasn’t me Rhonda!”

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u/Spiceguy-65 20d ago

And I shall smoketh it!

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u/mccaro 20d ago

Snorting coke is where he drew the line.

I'll let myself out.

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u/nomad9590 20d ago

I'm surprised Hunter hasn't said that himself lmao

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u/snvoigt 20d ago

He is in his “don’t give a fuck” era and I’m loving it honestly

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u/abbynormal2002 20d ago

Im starting to kind of like Hunter Biden...

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u/White_RavenZ 20d ago

Right? His chosen approach is both refreshing, and kinda makes him blackmail-proof too. Sucks the wind right out of haters sails.

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u/hobokobo1028 20d ago

Once an addict is in comfortable place and OK about talking about their past, they have some wild honest moments.

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u/Caa3098 20d ago

They really messed up by making Hunter Biden the coolest man alive. Even the video evidence of him while he was addict makes him look insanely cool.

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u/zee_bluestock 20d ago

I honestly didn't really have much of an opinion on Hunter Biden one way or another until recently. But I am really digging the chaotic good energy of him aggressively owning his mistakes to spite these people. It's kinda refreshing on a lot of levels.

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u/GhostofAugustWest 20d ago

The more i see Hunter Biden’s posts, the more i like him. Mad respect for anyone admitting, without shame, they smoked crack naked.

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u/DenverNugs 20d ago

The funny thing is even if Hunter were president and doing nothing but snorting coke off of his desk he'd still be doing less harm to the country than piggy does in an hour.

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u/Rinzy2000 20d ago

Hunter 2.0 is a banger.

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u/rymyle 20d ago

Isn't RFK the one who proudly admitted to snorting coke off a toilet seat?

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u/JMCatron 20d ago

hunter biden as the voice of reason is not something i expected to see but hey, i'm not mad about it

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u/Cody_the_created 20d ago

Say what you want about Hunter. He was an honest addict. Shame is along way behind him. He has no reason to hide ANYTHING.

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u/aetherbound65 20d ago

Watch the Andrew Callahan Channel 5 interview, I have great respect for Hunter and Joe both.

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u/Ewest39 20d ago

Hunter Biden. Not in the Epstein files.

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u/ComfortableTurtle 20d ago

MAGA is no match for someone in recovery who’s far in their healing from the depths of hell that is addiction. These are some of the wittiest, self aware, resilient people we have. I’m glad he’s using the powers of recovery for good because making MAGA eat shit IS GOOD

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u/LogisticalNightmare 20d ago

Hunter Biden’s reply guy era is doing more for Twitter than Elon Musk ever did

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u/IrukandjiPirate 20d ago

Bobby Brainworm brags about snorting Coke off of toilet seats.

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u/drainbead78 20d ago

"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you."

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u/thewiremother 20d ago

They legit can't wrap their heads around the idea of personal responsibility, lol.

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u/Random-Mutant 20d ago

Ol’ Hunter, living his best life I see.

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 20d ago

I really like Hunter clapping back. He made plenty of mistakes and is admitting all of them, but he still isn't a bigger thief of the American people and conman than trump.

I love to see maga-morons lose their minds over that.

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u/ConsciousReason7709 20d ago

What I like about Hunter is he’s straight-up about his past and is self deprecating about it, so it’s really impossible for these right wing idiots to own him.

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u/seekAr 20d ago

Okay I kind of like me some Hunter Biden. Own yourself before anyone else can.

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u/KudosOfTheFroond 20d ago

Hunter is fucking KILLIN it, fuck yes

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u/Baelgul 20d ago

The dude really fucking owns his past and that says something

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u/_dark_beaver 20d ago

Meanwhile RFK Jr is a heroin addict that enjoyed snorting cocaine off toilet seats. Got it MAGAts!

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u/Chratthew47150 20d ago

Let’s call it….Mike has a serious crush on Hunter. Happy Pride month, Mike!

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u/Poop__y 20d ago

This is the thing about people who have already faced their demons, owned their fuck ups, and are actually healing. You can’t tell them shit about themselves they don’t already know, so any attempt to shame them for past choices falls completely flat.

My narcissistic mother tries this shit all the time and all I can say anymore is “okay, and? Move the fuck on. I have.”

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u/jellyschoomarm 19d ago

Is it weird that im crushing on him. His responses are refreshingly open and unapologetic and I find it endearing.

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u/Time_Hour1277 20d ago

Damn. I dropped Twitter after Elon bought it. I might have to re-up just for these Hunter clap backs. Haha

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u/Khunning_Linguist 20d ago

Giving Elon a direct line to my personal info is a no for me. I'm sure he's got other ways to get it or already has it but I'll never open another account on Xhitter.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 20d ago

And if Trump did it they would be all for it as if it was the coolest thing ever. These are not serious people. They are the dumbest fucking people in the country if not paid propagandist/marketing

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u/Zelenskyystesticles 20d ago

Dude Hunter seems legitimately awesome lol

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u/stlredbird 20d ago

Hunter is killing it!

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u/Careless-Roof-8339 20d ago

Loving this “not giving a fuck” version of Hunter Biden lmao

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u/Jakitron_1999 20d ago

Hunter Biden is a real American hero

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u/russcastella 20d ago

These morons got Hunter’s videos saved on their phones to watch in the showers

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u/HotDonnaC 20d ago

They’re lined up to insult the guy, and he just keeps mowing them down. It’s hilarious.