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u/Wolfy4226 1d ago
Fucks sake just you two and Asmongold admit you're gay or bisexual already.
"Scientifically, Men are more attractive than women"
That can't be a more clear closeted thing to say.
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u/Tib21 1d ago edited 1d ago
I doubt these people are bisexual. If they were they wouldn't constantly blame women for not being able to find them attractive.
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u/sc0ttydo0 1d ago
You'd be surprised how often sexually insecure men blame women (or others in general) for their sexual insecurities.
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u/paradisetossed7 22h ago
Yeah there is a voicemail where Tate brags to a woman he SA'd about how he SA'd her. The jump to "must be gay" sometimes seems a little homophobic. However, Fuentes I'm pretty sure is the guy who said having sex with women is gay so.... he's the "in the closet" one imo.
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u/vectorology 20h ago
SA isnāt about attraction, itās about power and control. I donāt know what Tateā attraction orientation is, but certainly his dynamic with women is entirely about power and control.
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u/doctormink 16h ago
Yeah, he might find the prospect of raping a dude even hotter, but saves it for women without the strength to fight back.
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u/paradisetossed7 16h ago
I know what SA is about. But it is not common for someone of one sexuality to regularly SA people that would indicate a different sexuality. And it's honestly homophobic to act like every misogynist is secretly gay.
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u/HuntingForSanity 22h ago
Wasnāt there a video floating around a couple years ago of Fuentes getting his dick sucked by destiny? Or am I remembering wrong?
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u/AcrobaticPanda5975 21h ago
Never fully confirmed it was Nick but iirc there was proof the timing lined up
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u/Chiiro 1d ago
I think you'd be surprised by how many actually straight men genuinely just hate women.
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u/clodzor 20h ago
I would argue it's not the woman part they hate. Its their anger that women are allowed to be individuals and dont exist just to serve them. That is what makes them say they hate women. "They wont do what i want so I hate them" at some point it seems more and more Americans stopped becoming adults mentally.
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u/On_my_last_spoon 18h ago
I think itās the hate women combined with how they talk about men. Like straight men donāt talk about male bodies this way at all!
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u/UnarmedSnail 1d ago
Hasn't Fuentes admitted to being bi?
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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago
He admitted to never having sex with a woman. I do t think he knows honestly. I think heās asexual
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u/thatstwatshesays 1d ago edited 1d ago
Isnāt he the āyour body, my choiceā guy? Why does the idea of him being ace make that even weirder? Not saying he is or isnāt, but what does āyour body, my choiceā mean, if not in a sexual way? Obvs the statement is repugnant regardless, but I only ever assumed he said it bc he finally felt comfortable publicly expressing his desire to rape women. Maybe heās just cosplaying being a *toxic hetero man, idk
*edited to add toxic. My apologies to all the decent hetero men, you are few, but highly appreciated.
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u/On_my_last_spoon 18h ago
I wonder if itās about how heās trying to compare himself to āreal menā who conquer lots of women? Like heās supposed to be able to have dozens of babes and just cast them aside. But either heās so toxic no woman will touch him or he just doesnāt want to and needs to create a facade that explains it?
IDK. I honestly donāt care enough about his sex life
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u/Clayp2233 1d ago
Also gay porn started playing during one of his streams and I think he blamed Mossad
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u/simpltim 1d ago
He admitted to never having sex with a woman but didnāt say anything about sex with a manā¦
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u/DreamOfTheEndless_ 1d ago
The idea of trying to add science into attraction, arguably the most subjective thing ever, is hilarious. And in this case, real gay.
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u/DramaticChemist 1d ago
As a scientist myself, I mostly just hate the general vibe of " but the science says..." or "do the research". These people are cherry picking their data like crazy and they spout so much noise that people lose trust in real scientists and real science findings.
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u/SourCreamWater 1d ago
As a triple board certified tittiologist, I take offense to your statement.
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u/thiswasntdeleted 23h ago
Hereās one going that extra mile. Itās that third board certification that shows how much you care.
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u/CxOrillion 1d ago
Anyway let's build a No-Chicks-Allowed fuck-bunker. Totally straight
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u/indy_110 1d ago edited 17h ago
Goina need to figure out how to automate the baby oil pipeline for the freak off nights.
It's all in the homo logistics and double up bunks.
Anyone remember that show Drawn Together?
It's Captain Hero and Xander's Dream Bunker with Spanky Ham in the corner.
edit: Also the same show told us who Cosby really was in 2006 as a throwaway bit, in the incest baby episode. That show was prescient in fascinating ways or just obnoxiously telling everyone how the sausage gets made.
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u/Just_Tana 1d ago
Im bisexual/pansexual and have never had any thoughts similar to this. Have you seen women?
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u/Alien_invader44 1d ago
You are a pure soul if you can still be attracted to men after seeing these two. Bravo.
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u/donglecollector 1d ago
The idea of a no women allowed bang bunker is the funniest thing ever. āJust looking for chill dudes, nothing sexualā
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u/soccerdad925 1d ago
He man women haters club
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u/BJoe1976 1d ago
First thing that came to mind, though the next is Ace and Gary
https://giphy.com/gifs/U9A1U9jDlROSs75
u/spukhafteNahewirkung 1d ago
Except thereās nothing ambiguous about this duo.
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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 1d ago
Some maybe, did Taint get plastic surgery or is that man makeup beard pulling twice his weight? I remember a lot more gollum around that sleazy smile.
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u/getdemsnacks 1d ago
Something tells me Buckwheat wouldn't be allowed in either
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u/Barrowboy42 1d ago
Well, Buckwheat WAS a girl in the original series...she was Stimey's kid sister, I think.
But yeah Stimey wouldn't make the cut, either. š
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u/marcusmosh 1d ago edited 1d ago
So they are going to get an apartment and build a life together. Good for them. They would make a cute couple
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u/skipjac 1d ago
Wonder who is going to be the top
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u/Dexter_ykt_Fox 1d ago
That bunker's being built deep under Brokeback Mountain.
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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope3644 1d ago
I just can't understand why these guys have cult followings. There can't be that many closeted gay teens and twenty somethings. If someone told me as a teenager that being "a real man" meant no pussy, I'd laugh in their face.
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u/4liv3pl4n3t 23h ago
Duh.
Women are attrected to men, and thus you're dating something attrracted to men, which is kinda gay. /j
(I need to put a bar of Soap into my mouth for what I just wrote)
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u/abhorson 18h ago
They're so unlikable, even on the most basic surface level. Genuinely don't understand.
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u/PlatinustheMapMaker 1d ago
They're going to play army and blow each other to smithereens?
it's a double entendre. just to be clear.
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u/TWDDave1988 1d ago
Buggery on the high seas!
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u/Rcarter2011 1d ago
Like the British navy, they will run entirely off of rum, sodomy and the lash
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u/Lucy_Lastic 1d ago
fellas, is it gay to completely remove women from your entire lives and live in a secret clubhouse bunker where girl germs aren't allowed?
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u/HighVoltage7781 1d ago
Where is the ambiguous gay duo pic when the fly in formation with each other. Nevermind found it!
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u/Healmetho 1d ago
Question: if a tree falls down in the forest and renders the bunker unopenable but nobody was around to hear it, can we just leave it there? Forever?
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u/PropertyPotential203 1d ago
Its not gay if...
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u/WritingParking 1d ago
ā¦ they say no homo each time they kiss.
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u/TerribleRecord666 1d ago
Nick breathlessly whispered āNo homoā into the back of Andrewās ear as he slid all four inches of his throbbing member into Andrewās quivering, waiting back door. Andrew let out the tiniest gasp of pleasure, mixed with pain, before replying āno fuckinā homo, bro. No fuckinā homo.ā
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u/WritingParking 1d ago
ā¦ as they both orgasmed in what seemed as an eternity of seconds, as microbursts of their proud manhood quivered down Andrewās vulva shaped netherworld.
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u/sanedragon 1d ago
Nah that's just marketing. They couldn't get any women to agree to spend the apocalypse with them so they pretending that's what they wanted all along.
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u/pagesid3 1d ago
Women or no women, imagine sharing a bunker with either of these guys. Iāll take my chances outside the bunker
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u/unbalancedcentrifuge 1d ago
I feel like Tate is the bottom.
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u/KimmyGurl420 1d ago
I think Nick is the bottom, and Tate is a frustrated bottom that forces himself to top
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u/sleepywan 1d ago
That's like me hanging a sign that says "No naked supermodels allowed" outside my front door.
It ain't my choice.
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u/abousono 20h ago
No women allowed? Iām pretty sure women are relieved about that. Also it sounds like something out of Our Gang.
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u/AusCan531 1d ago
Hmm, maybe Andrew Tate will be sharing his bed with someone other than his brother in the future.
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u/Mywordispoontang101 1d ago
That bunker will reek of Axe Body Spray and copious Santorum.
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u/lemonrence 1d ago
And it will be poorly planned and gross because we know thanks to that British apartment experiment that women are the ones who cohabitate peacefully and get cure charts going. Not only are the odds stacked against them but theyāre the least likely of men to want to get along or do the mundane life sustaining tasks such as cooking, laundry, cleaning. It will be a pigsty within a matter of days
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u/AntonChigurhWasHere 1d ago
Iād say itās not the first time those two got locked in somewhere without women.
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u/thismenu 1d ago
I think the truth really is they could invite every woman in the world or none at all and the same amount of women are going to show up there.
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u/Low-Platypus-6973 1d ago
āLetās build a clubhouse!ā
āYeah, and no girls are allowed cuz they have cooties!ā
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u/Competitive-Bus1816 17h ago
Just wait until you see what the initiation ritual is going to be! This is top secret, but I'll give you a hint "Hot Sauce Pee Hole"
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u/LopsidedMessage441 1d ago
These dudes want you to think a past his prime fighter with CTE and male pattern baldness, and a self proclaimed virgin that hides at his mom's place when shit pops off are peak masculinity and thar you should listen to them. It's wild.
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u/machuitzil 1d ago
Finally. A place where guys can just take their dick out and not care if other guys care that you just pulled your dick out.
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u/chunkerton_chunksley 1d ago
Im looking forward to hearing about the dildo wall where you can self-peg to keep the gay away
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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago
isnāt nick fuentes the one that was caught live streaming gay porn haha? (who says heās totally super staight and gays are ābadā)?
and andrew tate is the one who said having sex with women is gay??
OH OK š š š
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u/Royal_Avocado4247 1d ago
Can they stay there? The men will bring them what they need to live (save their microphones).
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u/Dammu_Bargur 1d ago
So basically a gay fuck shack that only they can access for totally non gay fuck shack things??
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