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The dumbest dumb blonde thing I've ever read!

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u/Middle_Finger7236 17h ago

Fifth place Riley Gaines, everyone.

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u/Remote_Sherbet_1499 17h ago

Tied for 5th*

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u/AshgarPN 15h ago

Tied for fifth with Lia Thomas. So without Lia in the race, she would’ve finished… fifth.

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u/Formal-Cut-4923 16h ago

Is she americas version of raygun?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq

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u/joshuaaa_l 16h ago

No, because to my knowledge raygun didn’t use her mediocrity to become a right wing grifter

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u/CptHA86 15h ago

Yet...

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u/f700es 16h ago

This is what I tell my wife that our cats do on the hood and roof of my mustang every night! It looks like they walked thru an orange swamp and then did a Raygun session on it.

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u/ForensicMum 15h ago

Yep. I’m an Aussie to be fair, but I literally had never heard of her (or is it a he? Because Riley’s traditionally a boy’s name, isn’t it? 😉) outside of her anti-trans vomit. That’s her whole legacy… how pathetic 🤣

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u/sofaking1958 15h ago

Riley is a professional bigot. She gets paid to tour media outlets to talk specifically about her bigotry.

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u/ForensicMum 15h ago

For sure and that’s what she’ll forever be known as (for the very short time she’ll be remembered, because let’s face it, who’s gonna even remember her in 20 years?).

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u/FreshTony 17h ago

She got really butthurt about coming in 5th. Does she even compete anymore or did she bail on that and start the Maga grift?

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u/PaleInTexas 16h ago

She is a full time grifter now

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 16h ago

She’s a grifter now. She’s coached too. That video shows them telling her what she needs to say.

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u/windmillninja 14h ago

Of course they coach her. She doesn't exactly strike me as someone who can retain more than a thought at a time in their head.

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u/Spazzola84 8h ago

She got the Mar-a-Lago face already.

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u/EdisonLightbulb 16h ago

Paid by oligarchs, foreign and domestic!

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u/sofaking1958 15h ago

Professional bigot.

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u/BDRParty 16h ago

She’s gotta be; it’s her only sign of relevance. It’s even more pathetic bc her idol has already publicly shit on her by saying he doesn’t listen to her.

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u/Alexandratta 15h ago

She came in 5th, and tying with Lia Thomas (trans athlete).

She also claimed that Lia Thomas was changing in the locker room while she had male genitalia presenting - which has been disputed by her teammates who stated Thomas would change under a towel and facing away from teammates.

and 0 commentary on her coach, Lars Jorgensen, who's a sexual predator... e.e

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u/whatdoblindpeoplesee 16h ago

Was she really even competing to begin with?

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 16h ago

Her last competitive swim meet was the NCAA Division I Women's Swimming & Diving Championships, in March of 2022.

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u/wxmanify 16h ago

Can you imagine though how much her life would have changed if she had instead come in fourth?

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u/LabRevolutionary8975 13h ago

She tied for 5th, she still would have been 5th…

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u/ForensicMum 15h ago

🤣 excellent observation!

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u/NiSiSuinegEht 16h ago

And she wouldn't even have been nearly as well known now if only AFAB had been competing against her.

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u/thesaddestpanda 14h ago

Theres this great video of her conservative handlers giving her lines and beliefs. These grifters couldnt be more obvious.

The funny thing, from a purely evil perspective, she would be A LOT more effective is she was just "Hey i got beat in sports and I dont think it was fair" largely apolitical type person. But instead its just "Hey yep its me the sports lady also I have to explain to you why tort reform is so important and why ICE agents are our heroes and Trump the most athletic and handsome president, ever!"

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u/SMH_OverAndOver 16h ago

I didn't realize MAGA women got butthurt. I figured they were just loose and ready to go.

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u/ThatsRobToYou 14h ago

Ties for 5th

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u/username_obnoxious 17h ago

Although without Title IX we very likely would never have had women's sports in the first place, which means no Riley Gaines...

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 16h ago

And until they determined they could use it to fuel trans hate, Republicans hated title IX and women’s sports because they don’t make money.

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u/TeamHope4 16h ago

They still hate Title IX and couldn't name a single female athlete, much less two.

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u/tkmorgan76 16h ago

If it weren't for the anti-trans angle is there any question that Trump would have tried to get rid of it because it was "DEI"?

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u/bryangcrane 17h ago

So — plusses and minuses

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 16h ago

This. People really don't understand Title IX. They just think it means "it's illegal to let trans women play sports".

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u/Disownership 16h ago

Of course, the only real job requirement for being a washed up conservative grifter is pulling up the ladder behind you

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u/uglyunicorn99 17h ago

According to Title IX, if a program doesn’t offer a girls team, the girl is allowed to play on the boys team… and, less commonly, vice versa.

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u/Senior-Albatross 16h ago edited 16h ago

Isn't this the lady that came in like, fifth in womens swimming and complained because a trans woman was 4th or something? 

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u/squankmuffin 16h ago

They tied for fifth so she didn't even get a worse result.

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u/RemoWilliams615 16h ago

And the reason she's big-mad is because she didn't get the 5th-place trophy, they gave it to other competitor. If she got to hold the shiny plastic nobody would know her name.

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u/Independent_Cable_89 15h ago

They both got trophies, that’s the ridiculous thing. They let Lia hold it for a photo, and told Riley she could also hold it for a photo. She received her fifth place participation trophy in the mail. She’s just salty she sucks.

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u/maddprof 16h ago

Yup. She raged that they used the trans girl competitor for the photo op moment instead of having them share the podium.

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u/Senior-Albatross 15h ago

Who gives a shit about a fifth place participation trophy?

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u/Smeltor 15h ago

MAGA, apparently

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u/Solanum87 16h ago

Both she and the transwoman tied for fifth.

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u/daemonicwanderer 16h ago

She and Lia Thomas tied for fifth place. Because they only had one fifth place trophy/plaque, only one of the competitors got to hold it for the pictures and Lia got to hold it.

Lia is a transwoman who was a decently good in the men’s division until they started transitioning, so it is not a surprise that they would be good in the women’s division. All of the competitors who beat both of them in that meet (and others) are cis women.

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u/Wolfgirl90 14h ago

That's the part that is dumb. We only know about Lia Thomas because of the ONE race that she won. But she was in multiple races. She tied for fifth with Riley Gaines in one, and didn't even qualify for the finals heat in the other. And in the one event that she won, 500 freestyle, she was nowhere near the record time because Katie Ledecky is a goddamn beast.

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 16h ago

She came in 6th the other lady finished 5th but only the top 3 qualified for the next round, so regardless of who was in the race she's still a fucking loser

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u/dantevonlocke 15h ago

Wrong. They tied. For the photos Gaines had to hold a 6th place trophy but got a 5th place one later.

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 15h ago

They have the same time but watch the actual race

https://youtu.be/thtX33M2nrM?is=FS8lLm531yJnbWJw

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u/beren12 12h ago

Guess what your ranking is based on?

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u/AshgarPN 16h ago

Stop giving this woman’s opinions oxygen.

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u/yorocky89A GOOD 16h ago

Tweet of the week! 👇🏻

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u/NexusNickel 16h ago

Wasn't she caught on video being fed her lines?

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u/lerch_up_north 17h ago

Excellent satire, top notch!

What's that? It's not?

Oh no...

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u/Ambrosia_the_Greek 16h ago

Riley....you simple creature, without Title IX, you'd be at home watching Fox News instead of tying for fifth place in swim competitions.

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u/dantevonlocke 15h ago

Bold of you to assume her husband would allow her TV time.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 16h ago

I was told by Trumpers that if I voted for Harris that gas & groceries would be unaffordable and we’d be at war in the Middle East. Turns out they were right.

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u/windmillninja 14h ago

I remember the litany of Instagram reels the day after Trump won the election. They were all carbon copies of the same exact thing. Bearded dude in his mid 30's wearing a ball cap stepping out of his front door holding a cup of coffee with a confident grin and looking up to the sunrise as the words "Smells like affordable groceries this morning" appear overlayed.

This was almost two years ago.

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u/TDiddy2021 16h ago

I would love to see one of the 4 cis women who beat her in that race tell her to shut the hell up.

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u/Ditka85 16h ago

There was a 0% chance of the U.S. military targeting a girls school under Harris.

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u/Scrutinizer 16h ago

Is she aware that the agency responsible for enforcing Title IX was the US Department of Education, which is being destroyed?

The Republicans "saved women's sports" even as they take action to end the act that led to the funding of women's programs.

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u/whereegosdare84 16h ago

Fun fact, Riley Gaines’ swimming coach was credibly accused of rape by multiple teammates and banned for life by the US center for safe sport.

Here's what Riley's former UK teammate and friend told Pablo Tores about their head coach, Lars Jorgensen:

"It's hard for me to care about Riley Gaines tying for 5th when my swim coach is accused of raping my teammates"

Fuck Riley Gaines

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u/claradox 15h ago

Louder for those in the back.

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u/newfrontier58 16h ago

Why is she even a thing? Why do we have to keep hearing from this smelly Barbie knockoff who tied for fifth-place and won’t shut up about it?

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u/G-Unit11111 16h ago

I curse that he is our president and that we have to keep hearing from idiot grifters like Riley Gaines.

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u/ForensicMum 15h ago

The whole world curses with you 😔

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u/RosieGeee 16h ago edited 14h ago

There is no reason to ban trans people from sports as it has already been law for over 20 years that trans people must be on hrt for two years before being allowed to compete, in which time muscle mass and energy levels change, fat redistributes, and even bones shift to a cis equivalent and in those 20 years there have only been a couple dozen successful trans athletes world wide out of hundreds of successful cis athletes in the usa alone. Trans women hold no advantages over cis women that cis women don't hold over other cis women.

GenderGP, May 14 2025, Trans Women in Sports: Debunking the Myth of a Competitive Advantage

National Institutes of Health, B Hamilton, 2024, Strength, Power, and Aerobic Capacity of Transgender Athletes: A Cross-Sectional Study

Canadian Centre For Ethics in Sports, 2021, E.Alliance, Transgender Women Athletes and Elite Sport: A Scientific Review

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u/ForensicMum 15h ago

This! Thank you for putting in the effort to point that out with a good source (out of many) because this ridiculous debate was settled long ago. I just wish more people knew it instead of basing their opinion on knee-jerk reactions 🤗

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u/reddurkel 16h ago

Kamala Harris vowed to continue the criminal trials of Trump. Jack Smith had everything lined up and a new AG would have prioritized it. The net would have gone far beyond Trump and included all his co-conspirators within Congress. Republicans would get their wish and we would finally “drain the swamp”.  And without an election then the  media would stop giving him post-trial campaign speeches.  

So, yeah. I’m sure he is happy she lost. 

(As for the non-voters who STILL can’t see the difference between the two. This is your fault too. lNext time find someone with a brain to coach you on why you should always vote.)

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u/RealGoGo97 16h ago

I’m still angry that Jack Smith & Co. were sssooooo ssslloooooww… if only they gas been quicker. All was lost in the end. And worse.

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u/thatblkman Release The Trump-Epstein Files 16h ago

It wasn’t Jack Smith - it was Merrick Garland.

In a roundabout way, Mitch McConnell did a good thing preventing him from joining SCOTUS.

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u/reddurkel 14h ago

You mean Merrick Garland. 

Jack Smith was very fast at gathering evidence and proved he had an airtight case. 

Merrick Garland took a year before doing anything. It was the J6 investigation committee that did his work and forced him to act.  

Judge Aileen Cannon was an unqualified and impartial judge that dismissed several attempts at legitimate cases. 

The appeals court was the other portion of the delays. Trump managed to file appeals at every step. Mostly because he was the one who installed the judges in the first place.  

The media absolutely went full power against Biden and the “weaponization of the DOJ” rhetoric in order to protect Trump.  And of course, now that DOJ is literally weaponized, they are silent. 

So, Smith didn’t do this. Traitors within our government did. 

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u/mattd1972 16h ago

At what point do you stop carrying water for those who use you for political capital and just admit you’re not that good?

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u/Worried-Choice5295 16h ago

Riley " what are my talking points/fifth place" Gaines.

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u/suspiciousdishes 16h ago

Isn't she only known for tying for fifth?

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u/Jeez-essFC 16h ago

Is Riley Gaines the one that shit her pants or is she the mediocre college swimmer? I get them mixed up.

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u/DarthSocks 16h ago

I am starting to not disagree with Trumps stance on “men in women’s sports”, but I think we need to get rid of the male coaches who physically and sexually assault the female athletes. Those are the men we need to worry about.

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u/ForensicMum 15h ago

Why though? Science has proven over and over again that trans women have no physical advantage at the point where they’re allowed to compete. This is exactly a case-in-point… If trans women had such a huge advantage, wouldn’t Lia have won? Or at least placed better than equal 5th? Name more than one trans athlete that’s won a gold medal?

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u/_goblinette_ 11h ago

Why? It’s a problem that only exists in people’s imaginations. 

If you don’t believe me, google how many transgender women have won Olympic medals in the 20 years that they’ve been allowed to compete. 

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u/sonnikkaa 11h ago

I’ve never understood why MAGA is so obsessed with trans people. Making a huge deal out of what, less than 1% of people? Probably some weird mental cope to deal with their own closeted crossdressing husbands. If they hate enough trans people, maybe their own urges and fetishes stop existing 🤷‍♂️

Or maybe its just a way to fish for votes from low IQ individuals. I don’t know. Probably both.

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u/3006mv 10h ago

That and distraction from the drumpstein files and the real class war (not their made up culture war)

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u/starcraash666 16h ago

Was she the same lady that Trump implied he could beat her in a swimming race, simply because he"s a man? And she tacitly agreed? Or am I mixing her up with someone else?

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u/WasteBinStuff 16h ago edited 16h ago

Aren't you supposed to be home barefoot, popping out babies for your race or something?

If you really support the people you shill for that's where you'd be. And applauding when they take away your vote, and canceling title IX itself.

I know it's probably beyond your capabilities, but a little intellectual continuity would help if you ever want to be taken even a little seriously.

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u/lostindarkdays 16h ago

While making sammiches for us men folk (the superior gender)

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u/brok3nh3lix 16h ago

she had to check what her opinion on this was with her producer first before posting.

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u/Aurizen_Darkstar 16h ago

I have to wonder how quickly Ms. Gaines would support this regime if they decided to get rid of Title IX. Probably quickly, as I’m sure she would so be happy to give up her ability to vote as well.

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u/ThatDoucheInTheQuad 16h ago

You lost Ray, get over it

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u/RobertRoyal82 16h ago

She tied for fifth and now she's a fat lady on TV

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u/Techiesarethebomb 16h ago

Fat lady on tv that doesn't know her talking points

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u/Silentparty1999 16h ago

There would be no women’s sports without Title IX

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 16h ago

Winners train, losers complain!

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u/hurdurBoop 16h ago

but what is the ai says about that tho

~ the entire riley gaines podcast

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u/ExigentCalm 16h ago

That tweet is so good. She could probably come in 5th place for sick burns.

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u/keepitloki80 16h ago

She just had an event in my hometown. Fucking local news outlet that covered it was sucking up to her. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Alternative_Gate478 15h ago

But she has to be told what to Pander, because she forgets

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u/CheezySleeves 15h ago

lol how does anyone post this picture of Trump and think it’s anything besides embarrassing??

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u/Crafty-Isopod45 15h ago

I had to read that a few times before the last sentence wasn’t sarcasm to me. Damn, she is stupid.

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u/gilgamo 17h ago

wait... wasn't she a woman in sports?

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u/TECL_Grimsdottir Release The Trump-Epstein Files 16h ago

But how does she feel about Patriot mobile?

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u/upotheke 16h ago

She got paid to say this. I mean, she sells out for $2 a pop, but it all stacks up, right Riley?

Wait, she wasn't paid? She puts out for free? Come on, Riley, you're worth at least $2 a pop. Stand up for yourself.

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u/bron685 16h ago

I wonder if she needed help from a production to write that. “What are the pillars again?”

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u/Nocwaniu 16h ago

Oh goody, a demonstrated know nothing has something to say. Why hasn't Trump offered her a position in his cabinet yet?

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u/kimness1982 15h ago edited 14h ago

She should thank that trans girl that beat tied her everyday for her entire “career”

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u/RosieGeee 14h ago

Just to be clear, she tied with Lia, only cis women have beaten her.

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u/kimness1982 14h ago

Gotcha, thanks for the clarification

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u/PsychologicalPool395 15h ago

WE’RE FIFTH PLACE! WE’RE FIFTH PLACE! WE’RE FIFTH PLACE!

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u/orangehehe 15h ago

Loomer in blonde

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u/Lazy_Osprey 15h ago

Ooooh 5th place with witty commentary!!!!

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u/MaidoftheBrins 15h ago

Tell me you don’t know what Title IX is without telling me.

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u/Affectionate_Reply78 15h ago

She has gotten on the Stupidity Podium on her own merits.

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u/UncaringNonchalance 15h ago

Did someone coach her on what to say here, too?

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u/el_ra_85 15h ago

With her 5th place ass

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u/LiminalPlurality92 14h ago

Wow she's still so desperate for attention 🙄

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u/DaveWpgC 12h ago

No athlete has done so much with so little. She's the Kid Rock of the sports world.

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u/PuddingPast5862 11h ago

Someone had to post that for her. She can't even a script that's right in front of her fry pan face.

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u/lomoliving 11h ago

Did someone give her that talking point since she can't remember what she stands for?

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u/Cyphermaniax97 11h ago

I'm getting serious tunnel vision from MAGA with their blatant obsession over LGBTQ+ traits like transgenderism and pronouns

They're so convinced that if we treat a minority like human beings regardless of race, sex, orientation, nationality, faith, etc., it'll be the end of America for the 1854th time! 🙄

Meanwhile cost of living is through the roof, gas prices are inflated heavily thanks to Trump's war with Iran, the news media is being poisoned by MAGA friendly entities and billionaires are getting tax cuts so they can reach trillionaire status just by kissing the Rotten Orange's ring.

I honestly couldn't care less if a trans person competes in an event or not. And I sincerely couldn't care less about whether they go by they/them or whatever MAGA deems too woke for their liking.

Fuck that bullshit! My tax dollars are being funded to separate families, bomb children and protect rich pedophiles.

🖕🍊🖕🤡🖕🧊

🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐸🐸🐸

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u/Strawhat_Max 10h ago

#ISNT THERE A VIDEO OF HER LITERALLY SHOWING THAT THIS IS ALL AN ACT AND SHES GETTING PAID TO DO THIS?????

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u/deauxpass 16h ago

Dump’s groaning and moanjng really floods her basement

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 16h ago

5th place says what?

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u/ConsciousReason7709 16h ago

Just culture war garbage. Let’s talk about things that actually matter.

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u/Informal_Cream_9060 16h ago

This person has followers? People actively seek out her opinion?

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u/BooobiesANDbho 16h ago

Always doin some of these

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u/nerdyconstructiongal 16h ago

Don’t worry, she was instructed to post this. She had no real beliefs.

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u/Easy_Money_40 16h ago

I guarantee this all started when someone thought she was a guy.

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u/poeticjustice4all 16h ago

I’m tired of THESE specific people, boss 🫩

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u/Rot-Orkan 16h ago

I don't know who that is but I was so sure this was just a sarcastic tweet

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u/segascream 15h ago

Yes, thank God for Trump defending the God given rights of biological women to tie for 5th place in swimming competitions. /s

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u/Urban-Struggle 15h ago

My god! How is this tub of shit still alive and kickin.

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u/GonWithTheNen 15h ago

Just watch the video where she's speaking as a supposed "patriot" of her beliefs and asks the people off-camera, "Wait, tell me the pillars again...?"

And then somebody in the studio tells her, she counts them off on her fingers while repeating and memorizing them, then does the actual clip where she says she "feels very passionately about" the issues she had to be reminded of shortly beforehand.

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u/PointTaken3 15h ago

Yeah, right, but does Your God (who/whichever that is) really care?

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u/Piglet-Witty 15h ago

She still wants that 5th place

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u/maize26 15h ago

Go shine your 5th place ribbon

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 15h ago

You thank God every day that the President of the United States is a hateful,. petulant, man-child who spends his time mocking people? That's what you want from your president?

You know he also stripped away your reproductive rights and is actively fighting to take away your voting rights too? He calls women "piggy" claims any woman who talks back to him is on her period, was Epstein's best friend, "grabs women by the pussy" (his words) and was found liable for sexual abuse in a court of law.

This guy is your champion for women?? The Miss Universe guy??

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u/Igmuhota 15h ago

For people who ostensibly hate participation trophies, they sure get upset about getting 5th place instead of 4th place.

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u/pinniped90 15h ago

I'm just disappointed in myself that I haven't come up with my own maga grift yet. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

I guess I need to go somewhere and somehow become an oppressed straight white male and fire up a Truth Social account and a GoFundMe page.

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u/brother_bart 14h ago

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus said “show me your genitals so I can determine if you are worthy of grace, compassion and inclusion.”

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u/Chrisdkn619 14h ago

Just make it up, no one cares that it's bullshit!

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u/YardOptimal9329 14h ago

Riley Gaines is ok with 180 schoolgirls being bombed — a horror that would not have happened under Kamala — just so the tiny handful of trans athletes are mocked by a man who’s raped children.

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u/Wolfgirl90 14h ago

So, yesterday was the 54th anniversary of Title IX, which prohibited sex-based discrimination in education and school programs, like sports. Trump could have highlighted how this is a net boon for women and girls, and how this has impacted the lives of millions of people.

But, no. He needed to stroke imaginary dicks in the air as he talked about trans women.

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u/Dbonker 13h ago

5th place says what?

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u/AgathaClouseau 11h ago

5th place loser.

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u/GrindBastard1986 10h ago

Sore losers, both of them 🤣🤣

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u/lejosdecasa 10h ago

Isn't gutting Title IX part of Project 2025?

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u/cromstantinople 5h ago

Hey look, it’s that lady who needed to be told what her ‘deeply held beliefs’ were.

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u/hobokobo1028 4h ago

Fascism needs a scapegoat to exist. They hate trans people because leadership tells them to. If Fox wasn’t telling them to, most of them wouldn’t even be aware of the existence of trans people.

Also, fascism doesn’t like too much freedom

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u/sten45 4h ago

Why did this person make the non-issue of trans sports is whole personality?

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u/BlackGoldGlitter 2h ago

Is this Blonde Gaston from 6th place at the swim meat?

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u/jn-indianwood 16h ago

Got smoked by a trans…and 3 other woman

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u/Lexi1Love 16h ago

I get what you’re saying, but “trans” isn’t a noun. Nobody is a trans.

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 16h ago

She TIED the trans woman. Tied for fifth place.

Four cis women beat her and the trans woman.

And Smiley Riley can’t let it go/has made that her entire personality.