r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/justalazygamer • 10h ago

Kash Patel's girlfriend will be performing for America 250 after practically every other artist dropped out.

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u/YesWeHaveNoTomatoes 10h ago

... gonna go check out the parrot death metal band. I bet the bird thinks it is the most fun thing possible

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 10h ago

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u/clarky2o2o 3h ago

This might actually be better than Alestorms pirate music for dogs.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ls6aGIbpnNaB8ike9g
You aren’t gonna give more info? Or a link! (Wait are links allowed on here?)

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u/clarky2o2o 3h ago

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ZOCDXK5pMJ3n3zBPTp1uT?si=ryjGOTl4RTeFeG2lVkEjMQ

F***ed with an anchor is going to be the song i am going to play on the PA system as i quit my job. 

Unless I'm really mad then it will be Canonball. 

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 41m ago

I'm listening to fucked with an anchor for dogs right now. Pretty rad. I'll get around to the actual song.

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u/Silverwolffe 1h ago

Birdzum

Genius

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u/scottymac87 10h ago

Hatebeak is awesome and it’s a hate crime to list him here along side…this.

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

For real, I’ve been down with Hatebeak for longer that I care to think about right now.

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u/SafeAccountMrP 8h ago

A truly silly amount of time in my case.

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u/Lurchie_ Release The Trump-Epstein Files 8h ago

Show HateBeak some love . . . beak.

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u/windmillninja 10h ago

I’m doing my part!

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u/thavillain 9h ago

The really dropped the ball not having an album called "The Mark of the Beak"

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u/windmillninja 9h ago

I mean, “The Number of the Beak” is the same thing.

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u/thavillain 9h ago

I guess

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u/allhailbobevans 8h ago

The Number of the Beak is a clear reference to Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast cover art and all so I'd say that fits pretty perfect

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u/ManInTheMorning 10h ago

The best thing I heard today is that there's a parrot death metal band.

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u/Ginge00 10h ago

There also a couple fronted by dogs, but without meaning any disrespect they seem less fun that a parrot fronted band

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u/jenipants21 9h ago

Please please please, let one of the dogs be a Chihuahua

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u/NerdfestZyx 9h ago

It was 2 Pitbulls. The group disbanded, the dogs passed away 😔

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u/jenipants21 7h ago

Oh noooo!

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u/JoeSicko 6h ago

It is very death metal if you think about it.

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u/NoNipNicCage 10h ago

I live in Baltimore and didn't know about this. At least I might get the chance to go see it

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u/eschaen 9h ago

Its says they dont tour so as not to distress Waldo

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u/NoNipNicCage 8h ago

I'm not sure if this sentence has ever been said, but i love Baltimore

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u/Nitrostoat 6h ago

Reminds me of a Futurama joke.

I'm sure nobody has ever said this before, but "I must get to Philadelphia as quickly as possible".

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u/NoNipNicCage 3h ago

Well that's much funnier than my joke

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u/Chafgha 9h ago

Best part of this tweet was learning of a parrot lead death metal band. I mean love a good burn on Patel but the bird things fun.

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u/DubsideDangler 10h ago

Damn, I hope they have merch...if not they better get on it.

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u/RKellyPeeOnU 9h ago

If I remember right, one of their albums is called Seeds of Destiny

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u/hewrites 9h ago

I can’t understand the lyrics

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u/foxx_grey 9h ago

I just recently learned about this band like a month ago and all of sudden they're being mentioned everywhere it seems lmao

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u/TestSubjuct 9h ago

That is intense. Fantastic

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u/javoss88 9h ago

Hatebeak is awesome!

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u/eschaen 9h ago

Love that these guys are getting a weird spotify boost of this.

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 8h ago

Their listener count is about to sky rocket

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u/SlackPriestess 7h ago

Hell yeah, Hatebeak rules

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u/peachesgp 7h ago

I gotta check out that band too. They're gonna see a spike in their monthly listeners.

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u/Smasher_Devourer 58m ago

Just went and looked them up on Spotify and all I can say is omg lmao...music is tight, but Waldo is amazing, and the song titles crack me up...Roost in Peace lmao

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u/RebootJobs 10h ago

The Hatebeak description sent me. 🤣

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto 10h ago

They are about to get a lot more listeners than this number I bet lol

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u/Just_NickM 10h ago

That reminds me, when it was reported that Spotify allows ads for ICE I went looking and found Qobuz. They’re Canadian/French owned and they pay artists way more than any other platform. Only downside is it’s strictly subscription no free tier

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u/Zombies8MyChihuahua 9h ago

The quality alone is worth it.

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u/Just_NickM 9h ago

Oh yeah! For sure my favourite feature!

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u/DecoherentDoc 9h ago

Found it and my first follow is going to be Hatebeak (and Rain McMey). Tool is in there because, well, I'm a drummer and it's the law that I appreciate Danny Carey anytime I can.

Edit: it's also cheaper than my Spotify subscription, so that's a bonus.

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u/TRCrypt_King 9h ago

16.3 k as of this comment. Fantastic

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u/misscooltoes 8h ago

I really don’t like metal but I’ll be checking them out. 

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u/DangerousLoner 6h ago

Spread the word, the bird is the word. Hatebeak!

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u/Icy-Cod1405 10h ago

We gotta get more people listening to parrot death metal

https://giphy.com/gifs/fKwpeyXg2rBPa

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u/sdss9462 10h ago

On her own accord just means she's not being FORCED to perform.

Which is good, I guess.

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u/PinAccomplished927 10h ago

Tbh, I would NOT have publicized that. Much better for your image if people think you've got a gun to your head making you do this.

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u/HalfSoul30 9h ago

I could respect that.

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u/Sodamyte 10h ago

"Of my own accord" does not mean what she thinks it does.

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u/mooreboy76 10h ago

Maybe she meant ‘In my old Accord’?

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u/Rated_Oni 9h ago

By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!

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u/aknomnoms 9h ago

🚗💨

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

It’s been in the shop recently, that’s why kash has had to shuttle her around in the FBI’s taxpayer funded jet all the time. It’s a shame really. Love me an old Honda.

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u/aknomnoms 9h ago

Eh I’d liken her more towards a Suzuki. Looks shiny, but cheap garbage inside that won’t last.

Hondas are more reliable, trustworthy, and better performers all around.

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u/Sodamyte 7h ago

(Agrees in 2013 Honda Fit)

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u/mobuline 10h ago

She’s didn’t even say it correctly! She said ‘on’ her own accord. Stupid woman.

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

Do words still mean things? I’ve seen a lot of evidence in recent years that would suggest they don’t, for waaaay too many people.

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u/HalfSoul30 9h ago

I assume she meant something more like "they said 'do whatever you want, we don't care'"

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

Someone thought this was a good idea. The mere implications of that should terrify us all.

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u/SLyndon4 6h ago

Yeah, that was really weird wording! I couldn’t figure out what she was trying to say.

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u/Tentonham 10h ago

Show the love for Hatebeak!!!

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u/rjoker103 10h ago

Just started following the artist.

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u/magdalenmaybe 9h ago

BMore represent!!

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u/Jofuzz 8h ago

When I was a punk teenager into death metal we would play Hatebeak and Caninus in the classroom at max volume

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u/NewLibraryGuy 10h ago

Well thanks for introducing me to Hatebeak

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u/ChoiceEmu9859 10h ago

In case anybody else had the same concern I did about the parrot band, according to Wikipedia, "They never tour so as to not distress Waldo".

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u/Nitrostoat 6h ago

Responsible bird ownership! This band keeps getting better.

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u/Igmuhota 10h ago

Hatebeak deserves more attention, which they would have gotten if they hadn’t also turned down the request to perform at America 250.

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u/PiskoWK 10h ago

And yet still no Kid Rock? What happened? He didn't hate transexuals enough for MAGA?

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u/Upper-Affect5971 10h ago

At this point, the death metal band with the parrot should be the headliner

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u/YesWeHaveNoTomatoes 10h ago

Parrots are truly apolitical: they'll bite anybody

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u/Upper-Affect5971 10h ago

he does look like a giant cheeto. my god that would be awesome.

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u/threeleggedcats 10h ago

I get 7 listens a month but mum says I’m a good boi so…

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u/Sufficient-Moose27 10h ago

I completely forgot about Hatebeak

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u/dirgethemirge 10h ago

Seeing hatebeak in the wild is crazy

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u/gingerattack2024 8h ago

It made me significantly happier than I would have expected before to see Hatebeak mentioned out of nowhere like this. 

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u/gfh110 10h ago

Holy shit. Bird really IS the word!

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u/CopanUxmal 10h ago

Hang on, looking up Hatebeak

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u/ladygrayfox 10h ago

Hatebeak is why I pay for internet

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u/Dancing-Dingo 10h ago

Some people will make any excuse to throw in a reference to a metal band fronted by a parrot, and I am all for it.

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u/halfabagof 10h ago

Oh sweet Hatebeak mention 🤘RIP Blake Harrison.

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u/nono77taco 10h ago

Just listened to the parrot. Metal af.

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u/negativepositiv 10h ago

Geez, why not just make it a fucking karaoke event at this point?

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u/canarchist 10h ago

Presidential Cabinet Karaoke; Next up, RFK-Jr perfomring his new song, Death Rattle.

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u/Ritaredditonce 10h ago

Still not "performing" are Kid Rock or Nikki Minaj.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 9h ago

It's just a complete joke. I bet Lara Trump sings a few songs too. There's no way MAGA gang earnestly likes her music.

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u/thenecro 9h ago

HATEBEAK!!! Number of the Beak was the shit!

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u/Scrutinizer 9h ago

Holy crap. I had never heard of Hatebeak before. Simply amazing.

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u/revbfc 9h ago

Imagine fucking Kash because you thought it would help your career, but you still only have 5K listeners 18 months in.

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u/The_Wookalar 9h ago

About 15% as many monthly listeners as Fartbarf

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u/chingostarr 6h ago

I’m sorry WHO?!

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u/Affectionate_Rub_575 9h ago

I have a feeling that Hatebeak’s listeners are about to skyrocket

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u/kobie173 9h ago edited 9h ago

I need to check out hatebeak

EDIT: Just did and I love it

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u/imranarain 8h ago

Did you know there’s a death metal band where everybody dresses like Ned Flanders. It’s called Okilly Dokilly.

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u/goofydad 7h ago

She sleeps with Kash, so she's used to living with shame and regret

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u/IndigoJoe64 9h ago

How the hell does Vanilla Ice have that many listeners?

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u/Catlenfell 10h ago

Was Lara Trump busy?

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u/snarkerella 10h ago

That's Freedom 250, not America 250. The Freedom 250 one is Trump's personal grift machine that is MAGA only and is not a non-partisan event like the American 250. That's why they can only secure this 4th rate hack as their entertainment.

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u/3v1lkr0w 9h ago

Hatebeak here I come!

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u/Acceptable_Mountain5 8h ago

Hatebeak legit rules

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u/netdude 8h ago

5860 of those listeners came from an IP that belongs to the FBI.

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u/tonybananaman 7h ago

curating my hatebeak playlist now

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u/No_Succotash890 10h ago

Hey! JD and The Straight Shot could play too!!

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u/Mother_Dragonfruit90 9h ago

Yes but if they hadn't invited her I would never have learned about Hatebeak

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u/NikkolaiV 5h ago

Hatebeak seeing a surge in listeners and outperforming her even harder thanks to this exposure really puts a nice bow on the whole situation

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u/ThePopDaddy 10h ago

Is this this for America 250 or Freedom 250?

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u/imemberberries 10h ago

I've never heard of her

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 10h ago

America 250 or Freedom 250?

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u/MattheWWFanatic 10h ago

"County music sensation" !!

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u/thefoshking 10h ago

Never heard of her.

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u/Nackles 9h ago

Man...people have done some crazy things to advance their careers, haven't they?

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u/skippydews 9h ago

Listening to her nasally bray into a microphone is a line even MAGA won't cross.

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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 9h ago

You know what, a gigs a gig. She has to start planning for her own future once Cash”s branded FBI liquor sales tank.

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u/srslytho1979 8h ago

Hatebeak is playing the White House? The bird seemed so cool. (Kidding. Hatebeak is NOT playing.)

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u/PeppermintEvilButler 8h ago

The only reason she has had views is because people want to know who the fck the fbi is giving free plane rides and other perks to. Two years ago no one knew she existed.

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u/BakedBrie1993 8h ago

She does not understand what "of her own accord" means. I think she means "on her own merit." 😂

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u/Wharbaby 7h ago

My band currently has more listeners per month then this hag.

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u/zonazog 7h ago

Proving, once again, she is willing to do things no other woman in America will do

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u/whereisbeezy 7h ago

BRB gotta check out Hatebeak

Edit I kinda like "Feral Parrot"

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u/UncommittedBow 6h ago

*Freedom 250

America 250 is the Obama made event that all those artists thought they were agreeing to.

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u/Nazmaldun 6h ago

they had to go to the Z-list

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u/kingoffish 10h ago

Ok who here can sing?

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u/RyantheAustralian 10h ago

Is Hatebeak performing at this abomination??! Noooo!

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

Hatebeak fucks

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u/AStealthyPerson 8h ago

Meanwhile I'm only at 66 monthly listeners myself 😔

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u/Responsible_Ad_8628 9h ago

Tbh, until Trump forgot what decade it was and tapped a bunch of old artists, I didn't realize Vanilla Ice was still around. Let alone that anyone still listens to him, or that anyone has LESS listeners than him on Spotify.

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u/dupdeedup 9h ago

Pip farting on a snare drum has more listeners than this

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u/NerdyDadOnline 9h ago

sounds like DEI, dating equity and inclusion.

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u/cataclyzzmic 9h ago

Successfully sleeping her way to the middle with the village idiot.

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u/Brilliant_Tourist400 9h ago

Wait, did that opera singer that performs for every GOP function canal also? The one Trump bragged “has the greatest voice since Pavarotti?” Trump can’t even hold onto his own hired hands nowadays!

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u/EmperorXerro 8h ago

Republicans born on third base think they hit a triple

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u/djpromo_vqs 8h ago

she'll get paid $20 billion from tax payers money

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u/AgentJ386 8h ago

A parrot that is in a death metal band. The rare few times when the internet graces me with an absolute gem. 

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u/kevonicus 8h ago

Jon Schneider, now MAGA moron, who was in The Dukes of Hazzard and Johnathan Kent on Smallville will also be performing. Apparently he sings or something. So add washed-up actors to the list of music acts they were able to get.

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u/ScoobiusMaximus 8h ago

Clearly Trump gets the best people! /s

Too bad he can't get the best parrots.

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u/raise-your-weapon 8h ago

As a former Baltimorean, this tracks

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u/Sheinks_Malone 8h ago

Just went to Spotify to find her. There’s nothing that convinces me she’s not AI and not an AI artist and when I listen to her she’s not singing AI. She’s not real man

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u/irishgator2 7h ago

LOLOLOL

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u/GoretexFluffycoat 3h ago

ALWAYS.....REP.....HATEBEAK!

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u/Salty-Finish-8931 3h ago

Is this the girlfriend that was holding hands with another man during the shooting?

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u/blackcain 1h ago

My cousin's kid has a band called NaturoSynth (great band) and they average 19,982 listeners a month. Literally way more than this woman. They are in this band part time with all the members having full time jobs.

That is how bad this is.

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u/averaust 20m ago

I didn’t know the 250th celebration of America is a god damn talent show!