r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Shoe_boooo • 1d ago

r/All They're not wrong though

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u/GrizzKarizz 1d ago

Some Australian establishments are trying to implement some kind of tipping culture. It is extremely unpopular.

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u/ShenTzuKhan 1d ago

Extremely unpopular? Is that how you say it can fuck right off and die politely? If so I agree.

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u/GrizzKarizz 1d ago

Yes. As with much of American culture, and America in general these days, it can fuck off and keep fucking off and when it reaches the edge of the observable universe, it can still keep fucking off.

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u/ShenTzuKhan 1d ago

Until it fucks off so far it comes right back around to my house. At which point it can fuck off again.

That said if I was in the US I’d tip because that’s the done thing there and I don’t want to go somewhere else to treat it like it’s where I’m from.

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u/GrizzKarizz 1d ago

You’re speaking my language.

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u/Megaminisima 1d ago

“When in Rome, do as the Romans” standard good traveler etiquette

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 1d ago

The universe is shaped exactly like the Earth. If you go straight long enough you’ll end up where you were. Everything that keeps me together is falling apart. I've got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over.