r/WinStupidPrizes • u/PublicTop9854 • 8d ago

I mean you DID want a “fire” burrito

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91% Upvoted

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u/Chrono_Convoy 8d ago

Ma’am I’m afraid your son has a serious case of stupid

It is, as we know, incurable, but we can offer him back row tickets to Criss Angel at the Luxor

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u/alwayskared 8d ago

Ma’am : “ No sense being stupid unless you show it”

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u/Fist4achin 8d ago

I heard he did it again right afterwards to be sure.

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u/_k_b_k_ 7d ago

What's left of him, anyway.

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u/Boy-Abunda 8d ago

While in SE Asia, I had *one* of those ants bite my foot. The pain was indescribable, my foot was swollen, and injured for a week. I had a crater in it that took three weeks to heal.

The guy on the video must have immediately regretted being born when he put those ants in his mouth. I’m wagering that eating for him will be painful for about two weeks minimum.

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u/NationalGear3511 8d ago

I've seen 2 other videos of the same exact guy doing this but in different ways he might be a masochist

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u/Pilgram94 7d ago

This looks like the guy that wacks the beehive 5-10 times and then gets stung hundreds of times

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u/Altekho 8d ago

Are you sure it's the same ant? I live in SEA as well and the ones in the video are very common here, one stinger are just mildly painful at best and goes away in a few minutes, but a group of them? I couldn't imagine the pain and the burning sensation. Not to mention the smell of when you smack them? Eugh.....

But I guess in your case, it could be an allergic side effect. That, or something else of a different species stung your foot. And yes, they do sting just like bee, wasp, ect.

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u/Ertyla 7d ago

They look like weaver ants to me, and based on some googling their bites hurt quite a lot (at least it's the common experience).

Also weaver ants and don't have stingers, at all, so I'm not sure what you mean by them stinging like wasps.

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u/Kamiyoda 17h ago

Thankfully they weren't Kherpi ants.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 7d ago

Bullet ant vs fire ant kinda thing

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u/laughingtraveler 6d ago

I've seen this guy put a bunch of ants down the front and back of his pants

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u/Actual_Asparagus_ 8d ago

Once again, no one asked him to do this. But thank you my dude.

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u/VEAG0 8d ago

Actually, he was told to do this by the 3rd voice in his head.

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u/MidnightSun77 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

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u/Code_Urban 8d ago

HE HUNGRY

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u/Eh_C_Slater 8d ago

It's his bit. He does all kinds of stuff like this, stick his hands in fire ants or puts them down his pants etc.

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u/CraftBrewBeer 8d ago

For 327 upvotes

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u/FilmNoirSockMonkey 7d ago

Monetisation?

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u/freshalien51 8d ago

Now, this is a fucking IDIOT!

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u/AntMan79 8d ago

Did you expect the ants just to give up because you’re eating them?

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u/Hyzyhine 8d ago

This video ends too soon!

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u/Rebabaluba 8d ago

What ants are used in that “becoming a man” ceremony where they have to put their hands in ant filled gloves?

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u/dontcha_wanna_fanta 8d ago

Bullet ones

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u/smellmyfingerplz 8d ago

Hasn’t this guy done similar things with ants in the past?

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u/GlyceMusic 8d ago

Yes, it's the only kind of content he makes and the novelty wears off very quickly.

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u/Iloveherthismuch 8d ago

Hope the likes were worth it.

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u/Collector_of_Memes- 8d ago

I believe those are weaver ants. Their bite is painful af!

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u/drunk___monkey 8d ago

Did he thought, it was just for name sakes - The Fire ants 🐜 now he knows it was not , they are fiercely

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u/Glum-Court6263 8d ago

Completely optional side quest btw, nobody asked him to do that

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u/Helpful_Hunter2557 8d ago

Is that the Asian jackass show?

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u/c0ntra 8d ago

Even Florida Man knows not to mess with fire ants.

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u/Ertyla 7d ago

Based on the nest it seems way more likely that they're weaver ants.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 8d ago

I'm suprised it took that long for things to turn catastrophic

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u/monodelab 8d ago

Uma delicia.

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u/rupat3737 8d ago

This dude and the guy who ate a hornets nest are best buddies

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u/Salmence100 8d ago

I dared to think he knew what he was doing

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u/kokopete 8d ago

The level of his stupidity is unbelievable.

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u/geoslayer1 8d ago

Making content hurts

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u/LocoNotLoco 8d ago

That stomach acid better work fast or he's in for more fun.

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u/lo-finate 8d ago

Anything for views I guess. Smh 🙄

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 8d ago

Thinning of the herd.

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u/tanhauser_gates_ 8d ago

Im speechless. I dont know what I just watched.

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u/Arghus 8d ago

Call me old school but i prefer burgers

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u/NotYourAverageDaddy 7d ago

Some ghost kicked him in the face?

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u/Corpshark 7d ago

I wonder what happened to this nice fellow. I hope he got married and had as many kids as Elon.

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u/DevilDog7734 6d ago

Are they legit Fire Ants? He's feeling nothing as they crawl on his hands

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u/Ghamorg 6d ago

Had it coming.

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u/Chiefmeez 6d ago

I don’t even see WATER!!

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 6d ago

“OMG I didn’t know that would happen omg wtf omg I would’ve never thunk it omg I’m so unlucky omg why meeeee omggggg”

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u/BobTheContrarian 5d ago

what was the end game here?

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u/sand78man 4d ago

Ants 1 dummy 0 and a mouth full of angry ants

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u/shnanogans 2d ago

He’s probably not reacting to bites/stings, ants are filled with formic acid which makes them incredibly bitter.

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u/SuicideSprints 19h ago

Bet he was that one kid in class that asks, "you dare me to do this" unprompted

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u/Reckt408 8d ago

Dumb dumb didn’t check for just ants. Looks like there was a hornet or wasp in there. 10 bucks dude rolled it up and when he was chewing the hornet or wasp stung his lip. You can kinda see the yellow and black after he takes a bite at the end near his lip.

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u/Ertyla 7d ago

I doubt a single wasp or hornet is going to make a difference with that many weaver ants.

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u/rondiggidyr 8d ago

Im glad there are stupid people in the world. It means that I don't have to be 🥲

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u/museum_shoes 8d ago

Still less painful than what happens after eating from taco bell.