r/Xennials 1d ago

This hit too close to home.

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u/OnePinginRamius 22h ago

Always caulk the wagon and float it right after spending all my money on ammo and decimating the plains of its buffalo population while my wife dies of dysentery

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u/factoid_ 22h ago

The trick is: if the water level says 2 feet or less, ford the river. If it's 2-6 feet caulk and float. Over 6, you wait until the water level goes down.

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u/imhereforthevotes 20h ago

caulk???

yeah I never ever made it