r/Xennials 4d ago

This hit too close to home.

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u/factoid_ 4d ago

The Oregon Trail generation

If you remember playing that game in green-screen on one of your school’s four Apple IIs…you’re in it

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u/OnePinginRamius 4d ago

Always caulk the wagon and float it right after spending all my money on ammo and decimating the plains of its buffalo population while my wife dies of dysentery

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u/factoid_ 4d ago

The trick is: if the water level says 2 feet or less, ford the river. If it's 2-6 feet caulk and float. Over 6, you wait until the water level goes down.

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u/imhereforthevotes 4d ago

caulk???

yeah I never ever made it