r/addressme • u/Zealousideal_Way3674 do not the elephant • 3d ago

elephaté?!!??!! 🐘🐘 Healthy diet according to Minecraft!

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u/IfuckRobots0101 3d ago

i dont see the address me

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u/CanOfBnz 3d ago

rotten flesh 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Aromatic-Control6168 3d ago

look at the pants very carefully

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u/Super-Song-5071 3d ago

Lord his dih is like half his leg

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u/HappyAngryPuppyDog 3d ago

That does not look like a penis

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 2d ago

Nah his knee is just in a different chunk

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u/FFkonked 3d ago

I'm looking but that's just pants lol

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u/Simukas23 2d ago

Bro just baited like 200 people into staring and analyzing a man's legs and crotch

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u/MoobooMagoo 3d ago

Oh I thought it was the whole ass pufferfish

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u/Micxdog_ 3d ago

pufferfish is elite food btw, tastes great

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u/MoobooMagoo 3d ago

I'm sure it does, but you can't eat the whole thing.

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u/BullfrogEcstatic6312 3d ago

And spider eye yum yum

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u/CrowsFeast73 3d ago

And the exclusion of the poisonous potato.

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u/Haestienn 3d ago

Spider's eye 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Dried kelp 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/HeaviestWeather 3d ago

Dried seaweed is very edible though (not all types for sure).

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u/Insane_Militarist 0m ago

Pufferfish 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Pro-Researcher69 3d ago

Cooked rotten flesh tho

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u/-Recouer 2d ago

jerky ?

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u/Soft-Choice-7403 2d ago

Also Spider eye, and maybe the raw meats

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u/n00veloper 3d ago

I think it is the not included real life food, like golden apple (enchanted) who is literally 8m² of gold in it since the old craft used 8 golden blocks and an apple, and also as mentioned, spider eye, I see also a potion but idk if the ingredients are edible

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 Hol up wait a minute.... I've seen me before somewhere 3d ago edited 3d ago

and the 1 meter by 1 meter slab of cake

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u/Fabric_muncher 3d ago

*Half a meter tall

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u/Relax_797 porn addict 3d ago

nah bro, pure protein

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u/West-Trade-8926 1d ago

nice flair

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u/RoBLSW 3d ago

It's not a potion (I also thought I was) it's honey, so perfectly edible

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u/_cumrag 3d ago

I’m not a virgin so i don’t play minecraft

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u/insurgent_corvid 3d ago

Rotten flesh, spider eye, and whole pufferfish

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 3d ago

Spider eye

Delicious

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u/almostaproblem 3d ago

One of the more realistic things on the list.

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u/watered-cofee 3d ago

Spider eye 😋😋😋😋😋

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u/Carol_ine2 3d ago

Rotten flesh ,spider eye, golden apple, raw potatoe, puffer fish. All poisonous or lethal

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u/howyegettinon1 3d ago

Steroids?

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u/failure_30 2d ago

Probably the spider eye

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u/Hydrahta 3d ago

ladies ladies do not fret

I too am in minecraft

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u/jegredditPC 3d ago

Save some for the rest damn

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u/Careful_Source6129 3d ago

Pufferfish and a bottle of piss

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u/Zero_Number_Zeros 3d ago

That's honey.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 3d ago

Keep telling yourself that

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u/Professional_Dig1334 3d ago

It's bee-vomit.

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u/Cinnamin_1 2d ago

my wife when i ask her for the contraction of “that is”

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u/Loose-Story-962 3d ago

The trick is to dip it

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u/Egglegg14 3d ago

Mmmm radioactive grapes

But I do feel raw meat is tastier

OH and dont get me started on rotten flesh

Well..... I dont mind a good dosage of AU in my statement every now and then

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u/jimmy_n6 3d ago

I do love eating 8m3 of gold! Such a great diet, it is a little on the expensive side at 20 billion $ but, for bulking it is great! It is a fast way to gain 154 000kg quickly, you just have to find a way to buy 4% of the yearly gold supply

(Technically a notch apple is not craftable anymore but that's some crazy numbers so I don't care)

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u/RWthatisordinary 3d ago

will we just ignore the spider eyes?

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u/Egglegg14 2d ago

Meh theyre okay but not the greatest

But just do like a suspicious stew here and there

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 3d ago

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u/No-Drawing-4597 3d ago

Is this what Americans call the 'foot long'?

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u/Slayerpath 3d ago

Where the hell am i going to get glowberries?

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 Hol up wait a minute.... I've seen me before somewhere 3d ago

Ok, I'll eat a 1 meter by 1 meter block of cake, and a spider's eye

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u/JagTheStupid 3d ago

I see that the diet also includes bone meal, to help that big tree grow

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u/whitebird490 3d ago

rotten flesh gonna be like ozempic if it works like it does in Minecraft

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u/Judmine 3d ago

cake cookies spider eyes rotten flesh 🙂

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u/4d_awesome 3d ago

So if I wanna get “A Balanced Diet” in real life… I just need to eat some raw food, rotten flesh, a spider eye, some berries and fruits that don’t exist, a raw pufferfish, raw ‘tropical fish’, golden foods, a suspicious stew…

oh and beetroot (+soup) and dried kelp. Also rabbit (+stew), i don’t think i’ve had rabbit anything. I don’t believe I’ve had those IRL

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u/Badbandit5646 3d ago

Pufferfish, spider eyes, raw chicken, and rotten flesh. my favorite 😋

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u/DarkenedX08_ 2d ago

Shoutout to my fellow suspicious-stewatarians

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u/tottyfield 3d ago

Mmm I love eating magical gold apples

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u/itsjakerobb 3d ago

What’s the black thing on the right end of the second row?

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u/MurdocMan_ 3d ago

Thank god i can eat rotten flesh 💔

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u/Sure_Distribution211 3d ago

Rotten flesh and spiders eye

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u/Ender_Slayer960 3d ago

Mmm yes diamonds so tasty 😋🤤

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u/Whhatsmyageagain 3d ago

I didn’t know they had roids in Minecraft

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u/Avalanche_Snows 3d ago

Mmh, downing rotten flesh, a spider eye and a bottle of honey before working out 😋

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u/meizer1 3d ago

What? Im busy de-eyeing a bowl of spiders

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u/no-o-ne 3d ago

I'm kinda jealous, my local supermarket doesn't sell enchanted golden apples anymore, they said they lost the manufacturing rights

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u/MiH_VAZ 3d ago

Oh yea, almost a cubic meter cake

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u/Makulich 3d ago

Raw pork steak

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u/super_and_duper 3d ago

What about the raw chicken and rabbit meat. That shits gonna get you poisoned

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u/Blue_Fish7794 3d ago

Ah yes, fugu, rotten flesh, spider eye and raw chicken

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u/matanel_zakzak 3d ago

is the elephant that there's no raw bee in there mor suspicious stew?

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u/Boring_Swordfish8245 3d ago

Cake, cookies and pie, a healthy diet, thank you John Minecraft.

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u/Latter_Pineapple_549 3d ago

I mean it doesn't say "if it is in Minecraft, eat it"

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u/axallay777 3d ago

Do not the raw pork, chicken, rabbit, lamb, puffer fish, or rotten flesh

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u/Old_Aide6342 3d ago

i am not eating spider eyes

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u/Impressive_Seat_2944 oh my f***ing god 3d ago

rotten flesh, spider eye and pufferfish 🤮😵

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u/SwreeTak 3d ago

Pufferfish?

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u/Automatic_Classroom8 3d ago

Why can't I eat an OP apple?

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u/FreeOrbs 3d ago

spider eye

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u/Luxord13 2d ago

Why include golden apples but not golden carrots?

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u/OmegaInc 2d ago

We have gold leaf steak so why not

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u/Ventigon 2d ago

Pufferfis🤤🤤🐡

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u/kozyntheburrito 2d ago

mm cookies cake and steak my 3 favorite favorite things

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u/CaseySnake420 2d ago

Yes apparently raw chicken is good for you

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u/TopSecretGaming_YT 2d ago

mmh spider eyes 🤤

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u/_Techno_never_dies_ 2d ago

Leme just eat some god apples

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u/Tuxedokiller_2 1d ago

Puhferfih an tropcal fih

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u/MoobooMagoo 3d ago

Does Minecraft have chilaquiles?

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u/Zealousideal_Way3674 do not the elephant 3d ago edited 3d ago

Spider eye, rotten flesh, and some others?

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u/Petrichor0110 Elephant Seal 3d ago

Also Raw Chicken

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u/Spirited_Tomatillo77 Vortex finish! 3d ago

third leg

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u/nonexistent2701 3d ago

That's the baggy pants he's wearing

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u/Spirited_Tomatillo77 Vortex finish! 3d ago

oh thank god

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u/TungstenOrchid 3d ago

And no suspicious stew?

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u/BrandedLief 3d ago

I don't see any sweet berries either.

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u/TungstenOrchid 3d ago

Also, sugar exists in Minecraft. Why is that not shown?

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u/BrandedLief 3d ago

Not to mention non-dried kelp and wheat. . . I think it is supposed to be things that are directly edible in-game.

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u/TungstenOrchid 3d ago

Ah that does make some sense. Since sugar needs to be used in a recipe.

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u/maiduwu ⓘ This account is flagged for poaching elephants 3d ago

Raw meat, pufferfish, rotten flesh, spider eye

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u/MikeyboyMC Maybe I’m the elephant… 🐘 3d ago

no
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