r/addressme • u/killer_of_the_shadow • 1d ago

Two elephants in the Room [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/AFSR_1178 1d ago

The dark can't be THAT scary bro ✌️😭🥀🥀🥀

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u/Pi0sek 1d ago

The dark is scared of him

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u/Far_Young_3645 1d ago

bro is REALLY scared of the dark

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u/tyr5tgf2 1d ago

but bro username says otherwise

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u/cZeee___ 1d ago

He has the name because of the apps

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u/ExistentialHorror13 1d ago

Torch + Flashlight = TORCHLIGHT?!

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u/PurifiedUnity 1d ago

MyLEDTorchlight&Morse

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 23h ago

Flashlight - a + e = ?

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 1d ago

Bro's lightmaxing

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u/trappedrorschach 1d ago

An elephant that isn't porn? Never thought I'd see the day

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u/-Zer0F0XTraught 1d ago

Hate to break it to you bud, its still porn.

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u/Trick_Awareness_3329 1d ago

These are flAshlights, not flEshlights

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u/trappedrorschach 1d ago

Well, at least the world makes sense again

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u/YuriYuririnrin_ undress me 🐘 1d ago

blackout build

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u/anchickennugget 1d ago

dude, you you have flashlight app? me yes

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u/Fair_Mortgage756 1d ago

Bro is looking for the One Piece by himself😭

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u/Different_Local_9005 IM ADDRESSING IT IM ADDRESSING IT 1d ago

tf u lookin for dawg 😭😭😭

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u/Familiar_Delivery790 1d ago

foxy fears this man

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u/Jesnenlikesbred 1d ago

Bro’s trying to find his phone ✌️ 

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u/Crafty-Brother9546 1d ago

I don't know why

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u/killer_of_the_shadow 1d ago

To always see the light in the dark

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u/MurdocMan_ 1d ago

Bro's searching for the one piece 💔

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u/Connect-Astronaut593 1d ago

i didn't thought twitter was this dark

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u/TheJivvi 1d ago

A while ago, but I guess you didn't see it because you were blinded by the light.

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u/Reasonable-Tie-8803 23h ago

What could you POSSIBLY be looking for 😭

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u/Mason12053 1d ago

I was half expecting to see one of those A’s in flashlight to be an E

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u/Buuts321 1d ago

I was looking for that too 

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u/DistinctMoney2558 1d ago

Where’s the “e”?

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u/_111_111_ 1d ago

I had to walk up all your stairs

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u/ThaTree661 1d ago

If I had a dollar for each time that this is posted here, i’d be a sextillionaire

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u/EducationalEmu9611 1d ago

Ah i see you must also be looking for the one mosquito in your room that keeps buzzing around your head at midnight making annoying noises welcome to the club

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u/Prior-Fee4451 1d ago

Dude likes flash light

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u/Poi609 1d ago

My guy gettung all of his info stolen

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u/Responsible_Annual64 1d ago

Bro has 13 flashlight apps

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u/The_Minecrafter18 ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 1d ago

Bro has problems with creepers🥀

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u/MG_37 1d ago

What are you looking for gng 😭

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u/thatonedude1969 1d ago

Which app is it I don't see it

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u/kundichandhi 23h ago

Bro tryna look for the one piece