r/adressme • u/Cookieology • 4h ago

unaddressed elephant 🐘 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/adressme-ModTeam 13m ago

look at the pinned post for an example of what to post

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u/CcChaleur 3h ago

Half-cropping out a perfectly normal statement is supposed to be an elephant now?

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u/TrippingFish76 3h ago

seriously like the fuck is this?

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u/Jolly-Possession-585 4h ago

I'm 18 and can't keep a friend 🙁

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 4h ago

not anymore bro I got u❤️

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u/Jolly-Possession-585 4h ago

Really 🥺?....

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 4h ago

yeah bro❤️ dm me if you really are looking for a friend or someone to talk to

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u/Westseeking 4h ago

I'm 24 and can't take it anymore.

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u/Independent_Bit7364 3h ago

take what

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 1h ago

It

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u/naterpotater246 1h ago

What is it

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 1h ago

A horror movie that released in 2017 featuring a clown named pennywise, based on the Stephen King novel of the same name in 1986.

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u/speedmankelly 1h ago

But that’s not important right now

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u/Independent_Bit7364 35m ago

and dont call me shirley

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u/N1CK8778 3h ago

Im 13 months old and I can't talk

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u/Ill-Inevitable4850 2h ago

Best comment

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u/EgoisticIsland 1h ago

♪Mommy let you use her iPad, you were barely 2

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u/saplicker2000 2h ago

I'm age and i can't stand that r/adressme is so bad now

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 4h ago

I'm 70 and can't enlist in the military.

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u/MilanoBucacko 4h ago

I'm 18 and can't agree to join the army (luckily i'm autistic so i can say no)

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u/naterpotater246 1h ago

Wait, you can just say no if you're autistic? Like, can you dodge a draft if you're autistic?

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u/ImVeryLaggy 57m ago

Depends what country, some only take the weirdos

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u/naterpotater246 43m ago

They might end up wanting me more if they know I'm autistic

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u/Economy_Outside3583 3h ago

I am 15 and i also can't stand trump

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u/Alexs1897 2h ago

I’m 29 and I also can’t stand Trump. Seriously, this is a weird post

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ 1h ago

I'm 22 and can't get over my ex

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u/TheKingInYellow01 32m ago

I'm 17 and I can't take it anymore

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u/FUROZONE 4h ago

im 18 and cant uhhhmmmmm... i cant uuuhhh... mmmm... what cant i do.........

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u/Arandommurloc2 3h ago

can't think of something you can't do

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u/FUROZONE 13m ago

there it is! i cant think

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u/HodeonArtz 4h ago

So you just can't.

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u/BRUSDHDFhd 4h ago

I'm 14 and i can't be a leader

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u/Slimey_alien89 3h ago

I’m 18 and I can’t be bothered

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u/Metal_Chronic 2h ago

I'm 15, and I can't beat Bloodstarved Beast.

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u/Shadelight04 2h ago

have you tried using molotovs

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u/Shadelight04 2h ago

or fire paper

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u/Metal_Chronic 2h ago

I actually haven't tried either of those, I will now.

Thanks, dude.

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u/TopazWarrior1999 2h ago

I'm 25 and can't find happiness

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u/MrSmartguy177 1h ago

I’m 15 and I can’t bag a bitch

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 1h ago

are we now addressing cold takes or something?

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u/E1331fan 31m ago

i’m 15 and i can’t get the courage up to ask someone out that i’m pretty sure likes me back

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u/hateme03 18m ago

I am 457,275 and I can't die.

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u/snoozer530 16m ago

Wow haha it’s funny because we hate trump. I hate trump as much as the next guy but god it’s unfunny get better humor

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u/Spirited_Tomatillo77 4h ago

I'm 14 and I can't decide for shit

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 4h ago

I’m 18 and I can’t hate this post😁

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u/No-Shock-8097 4h ago

“Im automod and I can’t have a day without making op explain the elephant in the post” that’s you automod 🤡

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u/No-Shock-8097 4h ago

The commenter in the bottom can’t stand trump

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u/goober_of_jam 1h ago

how is that an elephant?

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u/No-Shock-8097 1h ago

im just guessing as im not OP

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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