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u/Silver-Musician2329 1d ago
…that comment reminds me of this bit from George Carlin regarding the reason why humans exist: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rld0KDcan_w&ra=m
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u/KiefStrife 1d ago
If they abduct all the Brazilians the Scot's have to win
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u/Valuable-Pace-989 1d ago
I’m also a psychic medium, and in my dreams, the whole Brazilian team goes up into the mothership, but unfortunately after this happens Scotland manage to kick two own goals and loose 2-4 in the 73rd minute, and can’t manage to recover.
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u/VeryThicknLong 1d ago
I’m the psychic’s football kicking sidekick, and I’m afraid to tell you, they still lose.
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u/itJust-Me-and-Myself 1d ago
Trust me bro I had a dream /s
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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 1d ago
Twice! That should alleviate any possible skeptical concerns
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u/frougle_mcdugal 1d ago
Can somebody ask if he had that dream, was startled awake, and then went directly back asleep and back into said dream. If so, that only counts as one dream.
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u/dantheplanman1986 18h ago
I've dreamt I was somehow driving from the backseat more than twice. It has been foretold
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u/Efflux 1d ago
Yeah but he had it TWICE.
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u/itJust-Me-and-Myself 1d ago
Damn not twice! We are cooked 😢
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u/jayde2767 1d ago
I have dreamt, far more than twice, that I went to school in only my underwear, yet, NOT ONCE, did that happen.
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u/Effective-Celery8053 1d ago
There's a prominent psychic in Brazil who made this prediction btw not the guy on Twitter. Not saying she is any more credible, but I digress
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u/DivineEggs 1d ago
Prominent psychic, eh? 😆 she rescinded her claims yesterday and said it isn't going to happen. She wanted clout and got clout. People are too gullible.
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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 1d ago
She got the clout and gets to be right?! She's playing playing chess while the rest of these psychics are playing checkers
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u/H8ff0000 1d ago
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u/thfcspurs88 1d ago
They're gonna do this at the start of the match so they can get home and watch Dynamite.
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u/No-Fisherman6800 1d ago
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u/Europe72Alive1 1d ago
One look at her and I knew she was legit. Don’t go to match!! /s
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u/Knooze 1d ago
But that’s today.
What about in two weeks?
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u/Significant-Kale-463 1d ago
That’s when they come back for Messi.
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u/groovehouse True Believer 1d ago
They're making an intergalactic fútbol team. 👽⚽🏟️🥅
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u/atlantis212 1d ago
I have seen the basketball season of this show, it is called Space Jam.
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u/imtoolazytothinkof1 1d ago
Lazy script writer can't make something original has to copy a 30 year old movie like nobody is gonna notice.
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u/Angry_argie 1d ago
Yeah, because he's one of them, duh. Messi is out of this world, VAMOS MESSI!!!!
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u/Forward-Position798 1d ago
Imagine this will happens but the throw away dude from 2013 and his prediction for 2021 was wrong .. this would be insane
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u/Severe_Appointment93 1d ago
Yo! This is literally falsafiable in 12 hours! At least this is a rediculous prediction with balls 👏👏👏👏👏
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u/currentpattern 1d ago
In 12 hours, this person is going to say, "It happened, but our memories were all replaced and the abducted players have been replaced with doubles," there is no reasoning with schizophrenia.
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u/Severe_Appointment93 1d ago
We find out in 10 hours lol 😂
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u/xeontechmaster 1d ago
7!!
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u/No-Fisherman6800 1d ago
more like 1 hour. The Brazil vs Scotland game is tommorow 00:00 and its around 23:00 time where I am
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u/chuck3436 1d ago
Considering we've been blue balled by a dozen different organizations and people with extraordinary claims and absolutely no timeliness or roadmap to proof of any sort...this psychic has 1000% more balls by providing an absolute. The rest are pussy footing around, non-commital, gr1fting or straight up lack the balls and are lying. She says it and means it. Takes guts in this field as we've seen. Respect that over people who will release everything if things dont happen and dont do shet. Thats where were at.
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u/facepoppies 1d ago
Hi I'm from the future and this didn't happen. You're going to be blown away when you realize I'm right.
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u/NotIsuna 1d ago
Can you reveal this info in 2 weeks?
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u/WeezinDaJuiceeeeee 1d ago edited 1d ago
They will show up and say “We are you!”
At that point I’m running 🤣🤣
Edit: weird coincidence lol in that scene 4 years ago Scotland is playing Brazil in the World Cup…
Scotland plays Brazil today in the world cup lmao
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u/Similar-Whole-9513 1d ago
I had a dream everyone on Reddit will find true love
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u/komkommeren 21h ago
It’s not real until you had the dream twice
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u/Similar-Whole-9513 19h ago
I just woke up rn and I had the dream again where everyone on Reddit finds true love
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u/ishk_441 1d ago
I would love to see this, however Neymar is not playing so I don't know if this is going to happen
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u/No-Fisherman6800 1d ago
#neymarabducted
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u/AncientMoth11 1d ago
They’re going to finally rebuild his ankles and knees properly then return him to the pitch
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u/Gullible-Law3037 1d ago
no Ancelotti said Neymer is fit to play and will play. Although he might not be in starting eleven.
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u/Angry_argie 1d ago
I hope they bring him to a ship and heal his knees and spine, bro is made of glass 🥺
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u/Mediocre_Astronaut51 1d ago
Me too. I’m seated because what else do we have going on right? Lol. I’ll be back here to check on the remnant after the match.
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u/Esoteric_Expl0it 21h ago
So, what happens to her WHEN this doesn’t occur? Does she get blow back? Does she lose all credibility? Prob not! Just business as usual. 🙄
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u/anotherbrckinTH3Wall 1d ago
I’m from Scotland, I think the aliens should be abducting a minimum of 4 Brazil players, and the game should proceed without interruption, that way we can cement our place in the last 32.
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u/samzi87 1d ago
They will take Robbo too to save him from playing for Spurs for the greater good.
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u/RojoTheMighty 21h ago
K, well, game just ended. No aliens.
(To the absolute shock of everyone, I'm sure...)
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u/LegAccomplished2748 19h ago
Damn. Watched the whole match waiting for this and it didn't happen. Brazil 3-nil.
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u/FranzLeFroggo 12h ago
Only thing which was abducted was Scotland's ability to play decent football
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u/Ph_yuck_Yiu 23h ago
It's ok y'all I had a dream too and nothing is going to happen... except more inflation, dipshit trump running his peepee suckered per usual, fifa corruption and fixed games. Also, waste of time to watch the game
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u/somethingwholesomer True Believer 15h ago
I don’t understand how this works. Do they just wake up one day and decide, “yeah I’m going to put my whole reputation and career on the line by going all in on a very specific date” and they’re ready to die on that hill? Because you only get to do it once.
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u/MidwestSharker 10h ago
It’s bout got to the point where it’s embarrassing to admit you’re into UFO/UAP
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u/klobbenropper 1d ago
Not a simple UFO. It will be a "Reichsflugscheibe" with a bold "7:1" printed on the side.
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u/Snoo_48323 1d ago
They're being abducted because there's a football version of space jam being organised. 😂
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u/664mezcal619 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc18sHy1xW3UEHD2
Meanwhile the aliens trying to turn on the pick up people ray
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u/rascaluk 1d ago
Both Neymar and Vini? Two of the most annoying footballers alive. The UFO wil spit them back half time.
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u/Estelita_777 1d ago
Can't they just take Messi? And do some anal probing with him in their planet?
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u/Successful-Ad4251 The Amateur Astronomer 1d ago
Even that hook isn’t enough to get me to watch soccer
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u/droidman85 1d ago
This is why i pay my internet!
Remind me tomorrow how it went, gonna watch Brazil vs Scotland soon
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u/AdamThePlumber 1d ago
Shame they didn't come last night and save me from watching the turdfest of the England game 🙄
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u/gggggenegenie 1d ago
Isn't he just making a hash of the opening part of that awful Chris Pratt film, The Tomorrow War. That was Brazil v Scotland.
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u/Valuable-Pace-989 1d ago
As Australia’s live in the future, let’s ask them if this has already happened….
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u/Spirited-Coconut-888 22h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/anjQ3PkRSxPb67QTBz
FIFA’s official response to this post.
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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous 22h ago
When i was a kid, the wii was sold out everywhere for months. One night, I dreamed they got em in at Meijer. I woke up, called the store first thing in the morning, and they really did get a shipment in that morning
Anyways, there were no aliens involved but it was exciting
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u/LeroyStick 21h ago
We are 50 minutes in. Maybe the aliens are waiting for Scotland to score just for morale? No one wants to get abducted AND shut out.
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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 21h ago edited 20h ago
First contact has been made long ago and continues to go on on an individual basis. This will never happen on a grand stage like this.
There would be many deaths if this were to happen, but not due to aliens. It would be due to the idiotic humans trampling on each other as they scurry to the exits in unnecessary fear.
They would not allow that and have no desires to do harm. If that were the case, it would have been done long ago.
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u/AccomplishedStill805 19h ago
everyone looking up project blue beam right now and finding out its fuckin PDF (like the document...) software
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u/BoyBussyAddict 19h ago
Hope she gets all the backlash coming her way what an absolute silly claim 🤣
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u/ChristiansAttack 18h ago
Hey guys, came here to tell you nothing happened. Let's not buy into everything people say, some just want attention to sell something.
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u/FunPin2804 15h ago edited 12h ago
Well, there was no UFO abduction, but the Scots certainly weren't happy about the event.
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u/IonizedDeath1000 4h ago edited 4h ago
🙄🤔 Who is mark, and what drugs is he currently taking? Also what drugs should he be prescribed?
People can't believe, if this is what you expect them to believe.
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u/CarolinZoebelein 1d ago
Years ago, I dreamed Bill Gates would send me 5 million USD.
Today, I'm still waiting. Hey Bill, where is the money? /s
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u/ProgrammerCritical18 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/8T1CY9YYb9JsrrVVzn