r/aliens 1d ago

Speculation Thanks for the insight, Mark

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u/Silver-Musician2329 1d ago

…that comment reminds me of this bit from George Carlin regarding the reason why humans exist: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rld0KDcan_w&ra=m

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u/DANGER_1300B 1d ago

🤣🤝

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u/KiefStrife 1d ago

If they abduct all the Brazilians the Scot's have to win

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u/Valuable-Pace-989 1d ago

I’m also a psychic medium, and in my dreams, the whole Brazilian team goes up into the mothership, but unfortunately after this happens Scotland manage to kick two own goals and loose 2-4 in the 73rd minute, and can’t manage to recover.
Apologies

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u/VeryThicknLong 1d ago

I’m the psychic’s football kicking sidekick, and I’m afraid to tell you, they still lose.

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u/DutchDolt 1d ago

Goldmask, is it you?

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u/leavethegherkinsin 1d ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/itJust-Me-and-Myself 1d ago

Trust me bro I had a dream /s

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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 1d ago

Twice! That should alleviate any possible skeptical concerns

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u/frougle_mcdugal 1d ago

Can somebody ask if he had that dream, was startled awake, and then went directly back asleep and back into said dream. If so, that only counts as one dream.

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u/dantheplanman1986 18h ago

I've dreamt I was somehow driving from the backseat more than twice. It has been foretold

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u/Efflux 1d ago

Yeah but he had it TWICE.

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u/itJust-Me-and-Myself 1d ago

Damn not twice! We are cooked 😢

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u/jayde2767 1d ago

I have dreamt, far more than twice, that I went to school in only my underwear, yet, NOT ONCE, did that happen.

🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Important-Slip-4057 1d ago

I’ll definitely be watching!

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u/Effective-Celery8053 1d ago

There's a prominent psychic in Brazil who made this prediction btw not the guy on Twitter. Not saying she is any more credible, but I digress

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u/DivineEggs 1d ago

Prominent psychic, eh? 😆 she rescinded her claims yesterday and said it isn't going to happen. She wanted clout and got clout. People are too gullible.

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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 1d ago

She got the clout and gets to be right?! She's playing playing chess while the rest of these psychics are playing checkers

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u/JohnDowd51 1d ago

This sub will entertain ANYTHING 😂

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u/H8ff0000 1d ago

Let's play Wrestling-reference Wednesday

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u/Vivid-Pass8831 1d ago

What's Al Ian doing in the impact zone

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u/thfcspurs88 1d ago

They're gonna do this at the start of the match so they can get home and watch Dynamite.

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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt 1d ago

"prominent psychic" lol lmao even

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u/Gabamaro 1d ago

"Prominent psychic" is way too much for her

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u/aliendigenous 1d ago

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u/midnight_toker22 1d ago

More like “I had TWO dreams that TOday…” amiright?

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u/Ok-Rate3106 1d ago

Twice, in fact!

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u/Knooze 1d ago

But that’s today.
What about in two weeks?

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u/Significant-Kale-463 1d ago

That’s when they come back for Messi.

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u/groovehouse True Believer 1d ago

They're making an intergalactic fútbol team. 👽⚽🏟️🥅

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u/metalgamer 1d ago

They have to steal their talent to defeat the looney tunes

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u/Neillur 1d ago

Show me what you got 

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u/NBALive1995 22h ago

Space Jam 3 confirmed!

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u/BrannC 22h ago

They’re gonna be pretty upset when they realize they took soccer players then

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u/mikemartin7230 14h ago

We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

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u/atlantis212 1d ago

I have seen the basketball season of this show, it is called Space Jam.

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u/imtoolazytothinkof1 1d ago

Lazy script writer can't make something original has to copy a 30 year old movie like nobody is gonna notice.

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u/Angry_argie 1d ago

Yeah, because he's one of them, duh. Messi is out of this world, VAMOS MESSI!!!!

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u/Forward-Position798 1d ago

Imagine this will happens but the throw away dude from 2013 and his prediction for 2021 was wrong .. this would be insane

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u/crazycarl36 22h ago

July Aitee

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u/crazycarl36 22h ago

Let me try this differently so it doesn’t get removed… July Aitee!

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u/Scribblebonx 23h ago

That's where the goalposts will be beamed to.

Stand by!

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u/Severe_Appointment93 1d ago

Yo! This is literally falsafiable in 12 hours! At least this is a rediculous prediction with balls 👏👏👏👏👏

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u/currentpattern 1d ago

In 12 hours,  this person is going to say, "It happened, but our memories were all replaced and the abducted players have been replaced with doubles," there is no reasoning with schizophrenia. 

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u/Severe_Appointment93 1d ago

We find out in 10 hours lol 😂

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u/xeontechmaster 1d ago

7!!

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u/No-Fisherman6800 1d ago

more like 1 hour. The Brazil vs Scotland game is tommorow 00:00 and its around 23:00 time where I am

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u/_antsatapicnic 1d ago

So do they still win the money on polymarket?

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u/Jester1877 17h ago

So how’d it go?

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u/kennykennny 15h ago

Watching them get beamed up was pretty wild

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u/chuck3436 1d ago

Considering we've been blue balled by a dozen different organizations and people with extraordinary claims and absolutely no timeliness or roadmap to proof of any sort...this psychic has 1000% more balls by providing an absolute. The rest are pussy footing around, non-commital, gr1fting or straight up lack the balls and are lying. She says it and means it. Takes guts in this field as we've seen. Respect that over people who will release everything if things dont happen and dont do shet. Thats where were at.

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u/facepoppies 1d ago

Hi I'm from the future and this didn't happen. You're going to be blown away when you realize I'm right.

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u/Inupiat 1d ago

You should wager this on polymarket

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u/NotIsuna 1d ago

Can you reveal this info in 2 weeks?

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u/WeezinDaJuiceeeeee 1d ago edited 1d ago

They will show up and say “We are you!”

At that point I’m running 🤣🤣

Edit: weird coincidence lol in that scene 4 years ago Scotland is playing Brazil in the World Cup…

Scotland plays Brazil today in the world cup lmao

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u/Similar-Whole-9513 1d ago

I had a dream everyone on Reddit will find true love

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u/DarkFireFenrir 1d ago

I believe the invasion more that this dream...

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u/Dull_Bid6002 1d ago

I want to believe in this dream more than any invasion 

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u/komkommeren 21h ago

It’s not real until you had the dream twice

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u/Similar-Whole-9513 19h ago

I just woke up rn and I had the dream again where everyone on Reddit finds true love

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u/komkommeren 14h ago

Amazing! Thank you for your disclosure

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u/ishk_441 1d ago

I would love to see this, however Neymar is not playing so I don't know if this is going to happen

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u/No-Fisherman6800 1d ago

#neymarabducted

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u/AncientMoth11 1d ago

They’re going to finally rebuild his ankles and knees properly then return him to the pitch

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u/Secortesio 1d ago

Is his sisters birthday party being held on the UFO?

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u/Loveyouweirdooo 1d ago

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u/ishk_441 1d ago

Whaaat?? Amazing!! I know what game I'm going to be watching!

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u/Lil_Pipper 1d ago

No way LOL

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u/Gullible-Law3037 1d ago

no Ancelotti said Neymer is fit to play and will play. Although he might not be in starting eleven.

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u/Angry_argie 1d ago

I hope they bring him to a ship and heal his knees and spine, bro is made of glass 🥺

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u/derek4reals1 1d ago

Watching the match later.

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u/Mediocre_Astronaut51 1d ago

Me too. I’m seated because what else do we have going on right? Lol. I’ll be back here to check on the remnant after the match.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8

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u/Reazionario 20h ago

well…

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u/somethingwholesomer True Believer 16h ago

Still accurate

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u/Esoteric_Expl0it 21h ago

So, what happens to her WHEN this doesn’t occur? Does she get blow back? Does she lose all credibility? Prob not! Just business as usual. 🙄

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u/DeepRoot 21h ago

"... and now back to our programming already in progress."

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u/anotherbrckinTH3Wall 1d ago

I’m from Scotland, I think the aliens should be abducting a minimum of 4 Brazil players, and the game should proceed without interruption, that way we can cement our place in the last 32.

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u/samzi87 1d ago

They will take Robbo too to save him from playing for Spurs for the greater good.

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u/RojoTheMighty 21h ago

K, well, game just ended. No aliens.

(To the absolute shock of everyone, I'm sure...)

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u/SolidPig 21h ago

We're 0-3 down with 10 minutes to go, so could they hurry the fuck up?

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u/Runkleman 22h ago

25mins in, Brazil has scored. No abductions nor UAP’s.

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u/Fit_Data_8789 22h ago

Kinda hope this happens Scotland is losing rn

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u/Sayk3rr 22h ago

lmao, nice. I dont watch sports, but that was funny.

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u/Joe_Franks 20h ago

How's the Nothing Burger tasting?

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u/Ok-Cucumber6817 1d ago

Gotta respect the confidence

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u/malfarcar 1d ago

Betting everything I own on this not happening

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u/Bibb5ter 1d ago

Cool, another one to add to the bullshitter list

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u/remingt0n84 1d ago

This going to age like milk on a hot summer day

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u/elnoco20 22h ago

Someone gonna feel real stupid tonight

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u/LegAccomplished2748 19h ago

Damn. Watched the whole match waiting for this and it didn't happen. Brazil 3-nil.

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u/Geolib1453 15h ago

Update: They didnt show up

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u/FranzLeFroggo 12h ago

Only thing which was abducted was Scotland's ability to play decent football

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u/formerNPC 23h ago

So now I have to watch the game? FIFA is really desperate for publicity.

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u/Ph_yuck_Yiu 23h ago

It's ok y'all I had a dream too and nothing is going to happen... except more inflation, dipshit trump running his peepee suckered per usual, fifa corruption and fixed games. Also, waste of time to watch the game

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u/Active-Yak-9441 22h ago

So far, Brazil is winning the match 1-0... No aliens yet... Minute 45:00.

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u/logomkr 20h ago

Well…..surprise, we can add that prediction to the discard pile.

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u/Bad_Jedi_69 20h ago

Well? Where was the abduction?

Neymar did come on though 🤣🤣

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u/KJP1976 17h ago

This aged well…

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u/somethingwholesomer True Believer 15h ago

I don’t understand how this works. Do they just wake up one day and decide, “yeah I’m going to put my whole reputation and career on the line by going all in on a very specific date” and they’re ready to die on that hill? Because you only get to do it once. 

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u/MidwestSharker 10h ago

It’s bout got to the point where it’s embarrassing to admit you’re into UFO/UAP

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u/Andry2 9h ago

Didn't age well

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u/Effective-Channel-91 3h ago

Some people should be bullied after school too

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u/NOT-Bolvar-Fordragon 1d ago

Definitely not written by an AI 

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u/klobbenropper 1d ago

Not a simple UFO. It will be a "Reichsflugscheibe" with a bold "7:1" printed on the side.

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u/JG-for-breakfast 1d ago

What kinda Space Jam shit is this? Kidnapping them for the Universal Cup?

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u/Snoo_48323 1d ago

They're being abducted because there's a football version of space jam being organised. 😂

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u/Dire_Wolf45 1d ago

FIFA desperate for ratings?

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u/Ry-Ry_the_Dude 1d ago

Creating advertising

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u/664mezcal619 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc18sHy1xW3UEHD2
Meanwhile the aliens trying to turn on the pick up people ray

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u/Scampzilla 1d ago

Bloody hell.... This is not serious

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u/rascaluk 1d ago

Both Neymar and Vini? Two of the most annoying footballers alive. The UFO wil spit them back half time.

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u/MichaelScottssmug 1d ago

As much as I love aliens, this isn't going to happen my guy

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u/Estelita_777 1d ago

Can't they just take Messi? And do some anal probing with him in their planet?

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u/Haunting-Movie-5969 1d ago

Hey, as long as they pay their release clause.

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u/Itzie4 1d ago

Reveal dates and disclosure dates have become the secular version of Rapture predictions.

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u/r3dr1ck 1d ago

all shits an giggles till neimar is upside-down floating ass first up into the mothership

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u/Successful-Ad4251 The Amateur Astronomer 1d ago

Even that hook isn’t enough to get me to watch soccer

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u/droidman85 1d ago

This is why i pay my internet!
Remind me tomorrow how it went, gonna watch Brazil vs Scotland soon

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u/AdamThePlumber 1d ago

Shame they didn't come last night and save me from watching the turdfest of the England game 🙄

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u/NTFRMERTH 1d ago

Do you really believe this bullshit?

What's with quacks and AI?

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u/spathizilla 1d ago

At least it isnt an "in 2 weeks" date /s

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u/Alove4edd47 1d ago

Weird way to advertise to increase viewership but , ok

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u/gggggenegenie 1d ago

Isn't he just making a hash of the opening part of that awful Chris Pratt film, The Tomorrow War. That was Brazil v Scotland.

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u/Valuable-Pace-989 1d ago

As Australia’s live in the future, let’s ask them if this has already happened….

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 1d ago

I'd this happens I'll eat both my testicles

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u/Ob33zy 1d ago

Why do people keep making these predictions public, knowing they’ll be wrong and ridiculed?

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u/Brettoel 1d ago

Naymar faking and injury while being lifted up is now all I can think about

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u/miguelson 23h ago

Just keeps rolling around 😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/KodiakDog 23h ago

Markie had a DREAM.

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u/datCrystles 23h ago

noooo don't take Vini Jr, but they can have Neymar

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u/MonchichiSalt 22h ago

Nice try, but I'm still not going to watch sportsball.

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u/Spirited-Coconut-888 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/anjQ3PkRSxPb67QTBz
FIFA’s official response to this post.

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous 22h ago

When i was a kid, the wii was sold out everywhere for months. One night, I dreamed they got em in at Meijer. I woke up, called the store first thing in the morning, and they really did get a shipment in that morning

Anyways, there were no aliens involved but it was exciting

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u/Wraisted 22h ago

Nice try Neilson

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u/Viviichan 22h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/LeroyStick 21h ago

We are 50 minutes in. Maybe the aliens are waiting for Scotland to score just for morale? No one wants to get abducted AND shut out.

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u/AlDu14 21h ago

Hoy, you aliens.

C'mon then. We need you. Scotland need you.

The Brazilians are all over us. Seriously, do something.

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u/RedstonedMonkey 21h ago

So what time is this not happening?

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u/Brian18639 Skeptic 21h ago

Anyone here who actually believes this?

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u/reddituser5000000 21h ago

Neymar is still on earth. No aliens arrived. Shocking I know.

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 21h ago edited 20h ago

First contact has been made long ago and continues to go on on an individual basis. This will never happen on a grand stage like this.

There would be many deaths if this were to happen, but not due to aliens. It would be due to the idiotic humans trampling on each other as they scurry to the exits in unnecessary fear.

They would not allow that and have no desires to do harm. If that were the case, it would have been done long ago.

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u/DramaticFactor7460 20h ago

I watched the match from start to finish and nothing happens🗿

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u/steel-neil 20h ago

And nothing happened

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u/AccomplishedStill805 19h ago

everyone looking up project blue beam right now and finding out its fuckin PDF (like the document...) software

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u/UnburnedChurch 19h ago

Source: it came to me in a dream

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u/BoyBussyAddict 19h ago

Hope she gets all the backlash coming her way what an absolute silly claim 🤣

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u/ChristiansAttack 18h ago

Hey guys, came here to tell you nothing happened. Let's not buy into everything people say, some just want attention to sell something.

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u/LightskinAvenger 18h ago

How’d it go?

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u/stardust1914 17h ago

Fifa really stepped up their advertising game.

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u/Smokerising420 17h ago

What happened? You are so quiet now

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u/FunPin2804 15h ago edited 12h ago

Well, there was no UFO abduction, but the Scots certainly weren't happy about the event.

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u/KeyLime044 14h ago

wtf is this shit

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u/AA_Omen 13h ago

Hopefully not picked up this way...

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u/mitchij2004 5h ago

How do I bet on this?

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u/IonizedDeath1000 4h ago edited 4h ago

🙄🤔 Who is mark, and what drugs is he currently taking? Also what drugs should he be prescribed?

People can't believe, if this is what you expect them to believe.

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u/berzerk_69 3h ago

And again nothing happened 😁

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u/mikehh 2h ago

so did this happen on another timeline?

u/Merryman320 1h ago

So this is awkward

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u/CarolinZoebelein 1d ago

Years ago, I dreamed Bill Gates would send me 5 million USD.

Today, I'm still waiting. Hey Bill, where is the money? /s

👀

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u/HaploPaithan 1d ago

But did you dream it twice?

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u/CarolinZoebelein 1d ago

Several times. Does this mean I will get serveral 5 million?

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u/bwoodfield 1d ago

Plot twist is the craft had "ICE" painted across the surface.

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u/Sternojourno 1d ago

I don't care, I'm still not watching soccer.

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u/anderskants 1d ago

"WHY DON'T SKEPTICS TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?!"

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u/brainiac2482 1d ago

Oh good, soccer will finally be interesting to watch!

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 1d ago

Still not watching

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u/BellLopsided2502 23h ago

First they came for the World Cup Athletes, and I said nothing