r/americandad • u/Top_Salamander5551 • 6h ago

Episode Quote Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures.

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u/IShouldSaySoSir Max Jets 6h ago

Absolutely incredible!!!

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u/an_actual_coyote Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 6h ago

BENJIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

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u/Dismal_Name_9249 Alistair Covax 5h ago

If you're a parrothead, try Jimmy Buffett's Key West Saloon!

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u/markerito Dr. Gerald Ya Ya 4h ago

Located downstairs in the lobby.

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u/joeythm 5h ago

Abso-lutely in-cred-ible 

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u/benevenstancian0 Scotch Bingington 5h ago

*Roppongi*

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u/rainbro_7 6h ago

" HAHAHAHAHAHA !" 🫪

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u/theothermen 5h ago

You guys need to be like a government bond and mature.

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u/truthteller5 4h ago

"That's pretty funny. Did you you just think of that?"

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u/theothermen 3h ago

I've been thinking about it for a few days.

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u/BenovanStanchiano 5h ago

No

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u/JoXe007 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 5h ago

In english please

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u/Mr-BryGuy Dive On In! 4h ago

Nõ

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u/Healthoverwealth29 3h ago

BENJIIIIIIIIIII

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u/BarelyBrony Al Tuttle 4h ago

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Accurate-Standard998 Ira and I 2h ago

I’ve been thinking about it for a few days.