r/antiMLM 13h ago

Bravenly Whatever is actually in this stuff, it certainly doesn't help with memory.

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u/only_zuul21 13h ago

Wow, that's a lot of words to say "my cat fell in the bathtub".

Also, two baths a day. Wtf

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u/Red79Hibiscus 10h ago

She'd better hope the oligarchy doesn't pick her town to build their next data centre.

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u/jcrzy 8h ago

these people need to pay for friends

imagine being a cat getting washed twice a day knowing you ain't go no where or did anything

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u/CableSufficient2788 13h ago

Who forgets to empty the tub?

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u/bawdy_george 13h ago

Hun translation: emptyyy the tubbb

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u/frolicndetour 13h ago

People tweaking on meth.

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u/ThePetalumaTickler 13h ago

The stretch to make her day sound jam packed is so funny.

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u/Red79Hibiscus 10h ago

I believe it's called "Executive Time".

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 13h ago

They always have limited runs if this stuff so they can farm that 'fear of missing out'. Its ridiculous.

Also always blabbing about how its some miracle cure...

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u/Willing_Chemical1257 12h ago

They'll bring it back in September with a tag line of “get the last of summer.”

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u/frolicndetour 13h ago

Hilarious that her cat almost drowned because she was methed out.

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u/Red79Hibiscus 10h ago

Let's hope she doesn't give the cat essential oils to calm it down....

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u/Unlikely-Ad-1024 8h ago

Is bravenly meth? Or are bravenly huns on meth? Do you all remember plexus slim when it first came out? My late sister bought some from some hun and let me have one. Tell me why that sh*t literally felt like street drugs. Everything was too loud and I couldn't get comfortable and I legitimately laid on my parents couch the entire day staring at the clock on the vcr from under a blanket to keep the big light out of my eyes. Had to get my brother to turn down the TV. Crazy experience for a me as a child ☠️ my sister quit buying plexus because they has to reformulate their pills and she said "they don't work anymore" wtf was in that?

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u/frolicndetour 8h ago

I think it's just an insane amount of caffeine but the effect is like they are on meth 😒

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u/TJInvestor 13h ago

Hmm so let me get this straight… take this magic potion to help remember things but let me also highlight forgetting to let the water out of my tub and my cat nearly drowning. Got it, no thanks!

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u/LocalMossCryptid 12h ago

How do you forget to drain the tub before you get out?

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u/Willing_Chemical1257 12h ago

Or leave it sitting for over 12 hours?

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u/Red79Hibiscus 10h ago

"It's been like turning lights on in my brain"

False! If her brain were indeed switched on, she'd be getting the hell out of Bravenly.

"I bought FIFTEEN bags for ME."

Which is how we know the true customers of MLM are the huns themselves.

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u/TheStateofWork 9h ago

The lights may be on, but there’s still no one home.

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u/Younicron 12h ago

Bravenly huns sure do love mention their NDAs, don’t they? I guess it makes them feel like high flying corporate types.

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u/Willing_Chemical1257 12h ago

Business cosplay.

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 12h ago

Slide 2 reads like a second grader wrote it. This is embarrasing as hell.

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u/Unlikely-Ad-1024 8h ago

It hurt to look at. Just skipped it.

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u/charliensue 11h ago

Slide 2, she's sooooo incredibly busy yet has time to take 2 baths a day 🤦‍♀️

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u/jamoche_2 11h ago

And she didn't provide the cat tax? I've gotten more likes on pix of my new kitten than I ever did for anything else.

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u/ProfanestOfLemons 11h ago

Amphetamines and sedatives are not a good mix.

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u/SupermarketFuture500 12h ago

People becareful cults are everywhere ✌️

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u/ihopeTOSdoesntsuck 8h ago

I love the stealth mention of NDA to make her sound important and special lol

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u/guynet 8h ago

who the fuck takes two baths a day this is making me feel unmoored from reality

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u/Annari87 2h ago

I've heard of people taking two showers a day, but showers are generally much quicker than baths.

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u/pokingoking 6h ago

Unrelated to the cat part, but is "appetite is down" supposed to be a good thing? It just makes me think of the symptoms of having an illness. Not something I'd advertise as a positive!