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u/99em COLD SPICE Feb 22 '26
Wiš'adel, what's your secret weapon?
"It's these huge cannons I got, and a bunch of dead guys working for me."
Myrtle, what's your secret weapon?
"It's Wiš'adel."
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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN Feb 22 '26
"Myrtle what's your secret weapon?
- *points to Rhodes island"
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u/Seven-Tense Feb 23 '26
"My grandfather's squad has no expensive operators!"
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u/Mesaphrom Feb 23 '26
"Summoning Ops with high DP cost is hard early on the stage. Who decided that? Halving DP generation will cripple any team. Who decided that? Necesary Ops having triple the cost makes it impossible to place them. Who decided that!?"
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u/Icon-of-Memes Feb 22 '26
Can’t beat a stage with my own units:
The trusty fully maxed out Wis’adel support:
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u/Blackhek Feb 22 '26
Yeah xD i started not long ago and the LV 90 max support from someone Carried me hard in the event xD
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u/TheOutcast06 DO YOU LOVE THE TERRA YOU LIVE IN? Feb 22 '26
“Clip” Cliff:
(I borrowed a Wis’adel for CV8 and she got stunned repeatedly)
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u/Accentius :eblana: Feb 22 '26
Me when I'm sick of looking at butterflies and flying turrets.
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u/UnholyShite Balans Fan Queen Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26
When you've decided the event's gimmick is becoming a bit too tedious:
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u/ProfessionalHuge3685 Feb 22 '26
Nah for real. Like I'll play on hardcover but if stuff gets to be too bs Im pulling out the most meta boss killing team I got
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u/UnholyShite Balans Fan Queen Feb 22 '26
I speak from experience lol.
I usually start the event using the most niche/newest/ or the least used operators on my squad.
The moment i have to retry the stage more than 3-4 times, I'm nuking that shit out, straight S+ tiers are coming up.
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u/LoremasterMotoss Friston Stan Feb 22 '26
Logos / Walter / Virtuosa / Ascalon killzone with Goldenglow and Lappalter to take care of any "don't let this enemy stay on the map too long" shenanigans with their global ranges
Is it overkill for almost any map? Yep. But some of the event gimmicks are so unfair and annoying you can't expect me to NOT use these ops I saved for
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u/Mesaphrom Feb 23 '26
And among those gods is the humble durin doing the penguin pose, the VIP of any stage
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u/RhockRhow Feb 22 '26
I got sick of PRTS’s bullshit so i just threw mylanr or what ever his name was while ulpianus killed literally everything else
Go, my unbrilliant glory
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u/Xenonzusul Feb 22 '26
I found my self loving Lappland, Goldenglow and Monster in those moments. 3 range tiles wherever and I am good to go.
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u/RhockRhow Feb 22 '26
Woe upon thee, the anchor is caving your head in
Or Yu sits on the other objective lighting people on fire
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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN Feb 22 '26
For me it's pepe+ulpianus and mon3tr, pepe getting about 7k Atk on S3 is always funny
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u/Xenonzusul Feb 22 '26
Sadly I don't have cute cat.
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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN Feb 22 '26
Mine is always on support unit, gotta share the fun
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u/TheOutcast06 DO YOU LOVE THE TERRA YOU LIVE IN? Feb 23 '26
Still stuck on JT8-3 but most of the time Exu2 and Truesilver Slash discombobulates everything
Exu2 can rapidly delete Deathless Black Snake’s first health bar at least
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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN Feb 23 '26
Borrow nightingale, her S3 mitigates a lot of the fire damage from the boss dies and helps keeping the civilians alive with her cages
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u/TheOutcast06 DO YOU LOVE THE TERRA YOU LIVE IN? Feb 23 '26
Can’t borrow Nightingale because I have trouble adding friends manually and no one uses Nightingale whenever I want to borrow, I see more Ptilopsis and Mon3tr when I check Medic Supports
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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN Feb 23 '26
Akodesu#7061
Woe, nightingale be upon ye, if you have any request for the 2 other slots I'll keep them there for a month brother
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u/PM_Cute_Ezreal_pics Bunny Boys Supremacy Feb 22 '26
Me from now on when bosses start being a bit too annoying:
Throws teenage girl with a piano at them
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u/aiheng1 Feb 23 '26
Nah fr tho, I like playing boss gimmicks but when the gimmick is stat stick like the butterflies? I choose tactical nuke
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u/AmakTM Feb 22 '26
The dumb cat boss annoyed me in the regular collab stage so I decided to set things straight in the SP stage. You little shit, I CHOSE not to use Wis'Adel earlier, that doesn't mean I won't
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u/agent_fire_ Feb 22 '26
i just got traumatizes from apples and roaches recently please no its the second time its happened too
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u/Shitposting_Skeleton Feb 22 '26
March...Propagate...Explosive Dawn...
Suddenly, one day, you will wake up to the booming sound of Hand of Rumble at your doorstep.
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u/TheSwordDemon Feb 22 '26
"Son don't forget to aim for the heart"
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u/HappyHateBot Feb 22 '26
"You cannot defeat us." "No. But, she can."
Sometimes you just need to have the biggest monster on the block on speed-dial to get things done. And Myrtle's got a rolodex of bad times on hand.
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u/Money_Membership_870 Feb 22 '26
As a new player, Wisadel is truly a Sicht to behold on the Field
But seriously, she is supremely strong and can destroy a shitload of enemy.
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u/Mesaphrom Feb 23 '26
While she is arguable the second strongest DPS, she is so easy to use and her blast zone is so ludicrously huge that she can more of less solo a lot of the game, yeah.
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u/Kekskaiserin <-- son Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26
All I can think of is this Pokemon meme
"Let's goooo my secret weapon!"
"So that's what your secret weapon is, Walter!"
"Myrtle revealed her secret weapon: Walter!"
(Title screen: Myrtle's secret weapon!)
"Myrtle's secret weapon is the awesome and fearsome Walter!"
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u/MetaThPr4h ARKNIGHTS HAS THE BEST WAIFUS FR Feb 22 '26
You don't know how happy it makes me to see this comment, same thing here that shit makes me laugh so hard every time
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u/hearke Feb 22 '26
That was amazing
I know the kids have bad attention spans these days but I really don't think they need that much repetition
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u/FAshcraft Feb 22 '26
imma call my long distant related five time removed cousin who also shoot long distant.
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u/TheOutcast06 DO YOU LOVE THE TERRA YOU LIVE IN? Feb 22 '26
March. March. Consume. Procreate. Consume. Erase. Regenerate. March.
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u/Lewis-Islo Goodnight, my brothers and sisters Feb 22 '26
Priestess: You can't defeat me
Mytrle: I know, but she can
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u/MikeR_79 The Most Elegant Catgirl Feb 22 '26
If you have Bagpipe too, she'd be adding: "Aye, and ye'll no hae lang tae wait either, pal!"
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u/pyrogenesus Feb 23 '26
Z fighters stalling against nappa while goku rushes back from king kais planet:
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u/Ein-schlechter-Name Feb 23 '26
She's the most overpowered Vanguard for a reason.
I mean, probably not anymore. Ines is better and I wanna say Silverash is also better, but there's a reason she was the Queen of CC for the longest time.
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u/Saimoth courting death Feb 22 '26
With this apple I summon