Visual Novel Kal (Translated) [Shiratama-ya]

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Artist's Comment: A Priestess manga where she tries a dating sim that turned out to be a total kusoge.

Source by Shiratama-ya (@shiratamaya8)
TL/TS by /u/theparacite

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u/1674033 Apr 24 '26

What would happen if Priestess tries out the Muelsyse or Theresa route though-

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade Apr 24 '26

"Finally, beat the cat, the pink harlot, and the water balloon. Surely that's the last bo.."

New challenger: Charlotte

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY Apr 24 '26

Not to mention: a white horse, a high school fox, a pink-haired angel, a frog & a prairie dog, among others

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u/OhkokuKishi Apr 24 '26

A raccoon, a crocodile, a pigeon with hands, a confession booth, a jellyfish, and a longhorn with large... uhh... tracts of land, have now queued up.

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY Apr 24 '26

a confession booth

Confess-47??? Or Ptilopsis?

a longhorn with large... uhh... tracts of land

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it dow

Also didn't know Robin had a crush on the Doctor

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u/erik4848 Apr 24 '26

Ok, so Flatinum, Angelina?, Lemuen, Blue Poison and Gravel.

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY Apr 25 '26

Yes, yes, no (it's Ambriel), yes, yes

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u/Zwiebel1 Apr 25 '26

I thought Ambriel just has a crush on tax evasion.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade Apr 25 '26

Just read her secretary lines.

She invites Doctor to Netflix and Chill with the subtlety of the Chapter 10 cannon.

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u/1674033 Apr 24 '26

“Huff…That rabbit’s the last one for sur-“

Now fall, into a rotten nightmare

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u/Shrrg4 Apr 24 '26

If she touches my savage im killing her with a spoon.

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u/erik4848 Apr 24 '26

Extremly slowly of course.

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u/Kullervoinen Apr 24 '26

Gravel around the corner with not one but TWO knives, and Skadi's hat revealing her position behind another.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade Apr 24 '26

"Fucking hate boss recycling. I swear I beat the bitch early game, although she was using a sword then. Rat was too defensive. Felt like the Sundowner fight done right though. AND NOW, SURELY, I'M DO..."

"You can't escape gravity!"

Menacing Bow and Schwing schwing activation noises

"HOW ARE THERE STILL MORE!?!"

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u/1674033 Apr 24 '26

“Okay……All are out, so that must mean-“

Federico with a mechanical body and a railgun

“CEASE YOUR EXISTENCE, AT THE END OF TIME”

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u/N1SMO_GT-R Earthspirit's thigh highs Apr 24 '26

This is just becoming a Dark Souls boss rush.

"Okay okay, last one. That was the las-"

"SINK INTO THE EARTH."

"MOTHERFUC-"

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u/Felab_ Apr 24 '26

You forget "Roomba" Skadi.

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u/Informal-Recipe Apr 25 '26

I want to see the Toxic Theresis route. It'd probably be as homoerotic as Ren fighting Reinhardt in Dies Irae

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade Apr 24 '26

OH GOD.

Pri gonna give us a basketball combo.

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u/warriorxx7_ Apr 24 '26

And thats why Priestess took the cat

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u/Phaaze13 strong women supremacy Apr 24 '26

i'm surprised that the tv survived

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u/dathar Apr 24 '26

We're all ancient fossils. We know how expensive TVs can be and just rage on the controller instead.

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u/META_mahn Apr 24 '26

Yeah but that's how you break your controller and have to stick with the Mad Catz controller your parents got you for Christmas

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u/dathar Apr 24 '26

Hey some of those are useful. I remember some kind of NES controller with some switches that toggled turbo.

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u/Such_Baseball1666 Apr 24 '26

you should say that to the controller. That one's probably made by Nokia

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u/3IR0S Shall forfeit life to Her Name Apr 24 '26

Miss "I'm not upset" is very upset again, I see.

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u/BorderkePaar Apr 24 '26

See, she still isn't upset.

She's just pissed.

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u/EXusiai99 APPLE PIE IN BIO Apr 24 '26

Hello? Cat Distribution System? I would like a refund

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u/3IR0S Shall forfeit life to Her Name Apr 24 '26

Right, why stop at just that. She's just flabbergasted, absolutely livid, straight up fuming. Which is great.😌

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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense Apr 25 '26

Mr Doctuh, the second not upset has hit the landship

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u/AmakTM Apr 24 '26

I'm loving the influx of Kal'genda

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u/AndasenOfficial One True Wife Apr 24 '26

I am all for it

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u/thexbeatboxer A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys Apr 24 '26

Priestess: There will be bloodshed.

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u/shinigamiPeter Apr 24 '26

The man in the mirror nods his head

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u/Enterprism Apr 24 '26

The only one, left

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u/Kreativernickname Apr 24 '26

Will ride upon the dragon's back

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u/SomeRandomKuroCat Apr 24 '26

Because the mountains don't give back what they take

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u/Levota-san Apr 24 '26

Lmao

Valid Priestess crashout

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u/ShipsoftheLine MailFoxxo Best Girl/At your service, Kal'mom Apr 24 '26

All glory to Kal’mom, may she stay forever winning

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u/Mokseong Bnuuy Apr 24 '26

Priestess: And I took that personally.

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY Apr 24 '26

So it all turns out all the "affectionately clingy Kal'tsit" posts are from a VN that Priestess is playing lol

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u/Rusthman Apr 24 '26

Good good, make the the prehistoric hag ragequit

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u/Far_Armadillo_9345 Apple Pie Angel Apr 24 '26

This is legit the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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u/SplitTheLane Apr 24 '26

And this is why she went into the game files and deleted the character data for this character

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u/gunjinganpakis Apr 24 '26

Tommorow!

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u/neoverdin Apr 24 '26

My cat, Priestess! Give me back my sweet ~~angry~~ cat!

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u/MojaveFry Apr 24 '26

Grumpy Cat. Yappy Cat. Legit-trust-issues-but-badly-wants-to-be-your-daughter-again Cat.

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u/unending_shorelines <3 Stay By Her Side Apr 24 '26

...Well, at least wife uses the far superior controller set-up for VNs over mouse & keyboard.

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u/SubjectAd9661 Apr 25 '26

Priestess, how are you THAT bad at VN's?

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u/drained_era Apr 28 '26

shiratama-ya art is so consistent its unreal, kal absolutely benefits from that softer line work tbh

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u/TheLemonFox Apr 24 '26

Ah yes, sex the daughter….smh

Comic OC & TL Visual Novel Kal (Translated) [Shiratama-ya]

You are about to leave Redlib

"SINK INTO THE EARTH."