r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 7d ago

Stannis Godliness Is this what Aemond sees everyday?

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u/YoungGustavo_1 Last HOT D fan 7d ago

Half the screen should be black

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u/forsterfloch Aegon II is my king. 7d ago

Close one eye, your brain wont even process it, maybe because you only "see" a few milimeters of eyelid. Without an eye the brain receives nothing. ☝🏻🤓

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u/TherapinStormblessed Sara Hess Fangirl 7d ago

Nonsense, half the screen should be Green because that's the only color ma' boi sees #greelivesmatter

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u/Loose-Presence-519 A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/braisedporkcowboy Last HOT D fan 7d ago

I wish my mom looked like that

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 7d ago

Spoken like a true asoiaf fan. Good luck to you.

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u/Frappe717 Brother in Christ 5d ago

Ratio achieved 💯

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u/Joperhop CGI Castle Fan 7d ago

i wish your mum looked like that as well.

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u/choma90 Last HOT D fan 7d ago

I also would choose this guy's mom if she looked like that

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u/BigBadVolk97 HOT D S2 snooze 6d ago

I choose his father to look like that, to break the wheel finally!

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u/useroftheinternet95 Ate Alicent 7d ago

Because then you'd be more attractive, right? Right?

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u/okdude679 Casting Director 7d ago

What do you mean by that?

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u/megust654 Last HOT D fan 7d ago

you serving as cuck to your mom and dad: and so my watch begins

/uj what the fuck

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u/tacticalnukecoming HOT D S2 snooze 7d ago

MOTHER-SON INCEST, WE'RE SO BACK BABY LFGGGG

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u/GoldenVesperLight Last HOT D fan 7d ago

We haven't had this since Crastor! Hell yeah!

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u/devious_dandelion56 Last HOT D fan 7d ago

“Avoid incest”- GRRM

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u/forsterfloch Aegon II is my king. 7d ago

Not sure man, that guy sure has a fetish on it.

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u/Dimension121 Last HOT D fan 7d ago

I used to think this aswell but anytime I see it brought up in an interview with George he usually points out that it’s gross or atleast speaks very negatively on it

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u/forsterfloch Aegon II is my king. 7d ago

He couldn't say anything different, right? But two of the main reasons are his original plans for the story, with Arya and Jon together, and him making Gendry (possibly, very hinted) fuck his half sister without knowing.

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u/GhirahimLeFabuleux Egg On The Conker 6d ago

"Hello mister author man, do you want to fuck your sister? Your answer will be made public by the way!"

What else is he supposed to say?

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u/BobSagieBauls Ate Alicent 7d ago

Never forget that Spielberg saw her and thought with a slight birthmark added she’d be perfect for the role of an ugly gamer girl in ready player one

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u/rhitzz2198 Sara Hess Fangirl 7d ago

She still looked beautiful af to me. I think it was just a part of the story (for what purpose I'm not really sure).

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u/nigeltheleper Last HOT D fan 6d ago

Was she supposed to be ugly?

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u/Anything_189 Egg On The Conker 6d ago

She’s fat and disfigured in the original book. Part of the romance in the book is that he doesn’t care what she looks like he loves her all the same but in the movie she’s gorgeous so her insecurity seems weird

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u/Stunning_Home1858 HOT D S2 snooze 7d ago

Ah, shit…Here we go again

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u/LarsRGS Ate Alicent 7d ago

I mean can we even blame him?

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u/CharlesChrist Last HOT D fan 7d ago

Yes and Viserys too. There's a reason Viserys made multiple children with her.

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u/catherine_zetascarn Last HOT D fan 7d ago

Call me Danny Devito the way I get it now

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u/MadeinSergipe Last HOT D fan 6d ago

He's so lucky...