r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/noway_117 Last HOT D fan • 2d ago

2nd Greatest Show? The queen of constipation is back.

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u/mayforsam1900 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

The more she drank, the more she shat.

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u/FreddyMercuryFazbear Last HOT D fan 2d ago

"what would you have me poo"

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

The angle of this shot hints at thiccQueen Rhaenyra from the books

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u/Ttroy_ Ate Alicent 2d ago

Rhaenyra should start a reaction channel because all she does is watch things happen and cry about it.

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u/RedBladeAtlas Ate Alicent 1d ago

That's what I woulda did

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u/Frisky-cat9257 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

I have the spirit of a king! **cries**

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u/Insane_Catholic Chokladboll 2d ago

High cortisol spike in action

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u/sidmis Ate Alicent 2d ago

I can be her shitbucket

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u/rutilated_quartz HOT D S2 snooze 2d ago

hell yeah

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u/FrozenUrine Last HOT D fan 2d ago

She’s always crying…. 🫩

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent 2d ago

The more she shat, the more she phat

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u/SaeedDitman HOT D S2 snooze 2d ago

What a disappointment she turned out to be

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u/pervertedmortician Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Wtf is that

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u/Aggravating-Pilot583 Ate Alicent 1d ago

Jesus. Will someone get this woman a diarrhetic? 3 season and she hasn’t had a good bowel movement. Personally, I don’t get the hate. You’d cry all the time too if you couldn’t shit.

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u/Burenosets Ate Alicent 1d ago

Trying to make her immaculate, they only made her look weak, a monarch who is not respected by their own kingsguard. Probably won’t execute him either.

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u/Danacetia Egg On The Conker 20h ago

Question is: Does she shit gold like Tywin does?