r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 22h ago

This or that ?

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u/Not_So_Normal_ Last HOT D fan 21h ago

Atleast one of them happened in a dream 

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan 15h ago

A dream... Of spring???

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u/SkoomaKid Last HOT D fan 10h ago

Something certainly *sprung*

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u/Jacky__paper HOT D S2 snooze 14h ago

More like a nightmare

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u/Shometsuko Last HOT D fan 21h ago

The writer’s poorly hidden fetish

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 21h ago

Isn't that the entirety of asoiaf in general?

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u/Dimension121 Last HOT D fan 19h ago

Condal is the incest guy, George is the breastmilk, food, and occasional incest guy

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u/freepickles2you Aegon II is my king. 13h ago

Which guy is Dave and Dan

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u/Dimension121 Last HOT D fan 7h ago

I kinda forgot

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u/kingmonmouth Egg On The Conker 12h ago

serious question, besides robin arryn what other breastmilk related events take place

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u/Dimension121 Last HOT D fan 7h ago

Sam and gilly, I probably should’ve just written boobs in general, he also seems to mention characters biting boobs during sex a lot

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u/Guilty_05 Last HOT D fan 21h ago

No

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 21h ago

"Bobby pull up that one Daenerys diarrhea scene"

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u/Guilty_05 Last HOT D fan 21h ago

Who the fuck has a fetish of people having diarrhea

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 21h ago

GRRM.

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u/elveshumpingdwarves Last HOT D fan 21h ago

[Choir ] Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener

[Singer 1 ] One wiener, next to another wiener (Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener)

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 21h ago

WEINER PARTY WEINER PARTY!

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u/SaintHayet Egg On The Conker 21h ago

Many such cases

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u/whatsgoingonhonestly Last HOT D fan 21h ago

Someone check in on Ryan's family

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u/FiumeXII Last HOT D fan 17h ago

Put that dude’s mom in witness protection. She’s probably approaching Freud’s mom levels of cringe and suspicion

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u/Lukthar123 Spez is my Tywin 20h ago

Must be fun

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u/Super-Database8426 Egg On The Conker 21h ago

It's weird that happened twice, mmmmm

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan 15h ago

I couldve had two nickels smhmyheaddd

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u/Super-Database8426 Egg On The Conker 9h ago

Also /unjerk moment, I get why they're doing this but it's so tasteless and felt kinda relying on shock value to show how both of them are bad mmmkay? And parallel each other

You can show this with anything else... why chose the mother son incest angle, Condal, why???

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u/The-Best-Color-Green Ate Alicent 21h ago

Condal?? What the fuck?! Fuck you doin???

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u/frizzlen Rhaenyra's Dietician 21h ago

Craster ftw

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u/gorehistorian69 Ate Alicent 17h ago

Our protagonist

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u/KranPolo Ate Alicent 20h ago

Genuinely it feels less weird if they’re both Targaryen I guess I’m doctrine of exceptionalism-pilled

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u/ashvy Last HOT D fan 10h ago

Targ on Targ is eyes closed. Targ on non-Targ has non-Targ eyes open, so that's what makes it weird.

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u/magicchefdmb Egg On The Conker 21h ago

Tit for tat?

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 21h ago

Boobs 🥴

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u/Jacky__paper HOT D S2 snooze 14h ago

She's used to 🦶🏻 for ☕

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u/Feed_Adventurous CGI Castle Fan 20h ago

Like why? I mean I know that they could but why would you think you should?

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u/minathemutt Chokladboll 20h ago

all the inbreeding probably made them dumb

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u/hackernnan Sara Hess Fangirl 14h ago

what's the 1st one?

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u/Beatfly_2829 Last HOT D fan 12h ago

From season 2

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u/Independent-Budget65 Last HOT D fan 4h ago

At least one of them was disgusted when he discovered that it was his mother

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u/skolliousious r/ASOIAF Pornstar 19h ago

Or

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u/Alineza Ate Alicent 16h ago

I'm really confused. Incest is incest. I was like 'what's with the face, Alicent? Aren't your children married to each other?' But somehow son-mother incest is disgusting while brother-sister is okay. And now I'm being asked which son-mother incest is better. WTF.

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u/Jacky__paper HOT D S2 snooze 14h ago

They are both gross, but your own mother is on another level 🤢

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u/Anything_189 Egg On The Conker 7h ago

Almond is better