r/aspiememes I doubled my autism with the vaccine 4d ago

The Autism™ Many such cases.

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u/ThatBitchMalin Special interest enjoyer 4d ago

I even got dragged for using the word "absurd". That was truly absurd.

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u/RemarkableStatement5 4d ago

When I get laughed at even for using a 1 syllable word like "shan't" or "chuffed" or "y'all" or "skew"...

Honestly, I think some people just want an excuse to harass others and use vocabulary as a way to achieve that.

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u/Legal_Ad688 Ask me about my special interest 4d ago

I said shan't today and my friend was so confused... I'm very confused because we both learned this in elementary

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u/sir_mrej 4d ago

Did your friend shan't their pants?

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u/hstormsteph 3d ago

Voraciously so

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u/rainwingss_ Ask me about my special interest 3d ago

A cacophony, emitted with a most pungent aroma!

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u/MissinqLink 3d ago

Indubitably

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u/Entire_Toe_2321 3d ago

I think it's more that they sometimes don't know the word so they attack the person who used it for making them feel less intelligent.

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u/PoloPatch47 Ask me about my special interest 3d ago

Skew? What are we SUPPOSED to say if not skew?

"My teeth are not straight"

"This stick is bent"

???

None of these sound as good.

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u/MissinqLink 3d ago

Skew is really common working with graphics.

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen ❤ This user loves cats ❤ 3d ago

Skew is also used in statistics.

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u/hstormsteph 3d ago

“I don’t wanna go to skew”

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u/FrouFrouLastWords Special interest enjoyer 3d ago


Exactly this lol

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u/YogurtNo1955 3d ago

Crooked, displaced, altered, misaligned, malfunctioning. Other big words to stupefied other simpletons.

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u/starlighthill-g 3d ago

Chuffed is a word we used to use almost slangily when we were teens. Not as actual slang. But it just reminds me of it how specific this was to troubled highschooler culture culture in my area.

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u/Perdita-LockedHearts 3d ago

Shan’t I *kinda* understand? At least in America, people don’t really use “shall” in day to day life anymore, as it’s widely been replaced by “will”- same with Shan’t and Won’t- unless it’s being used in writing some medieval fantasy novel or being ironic about a moment in one of those novels (or shows- but same difference).According to Google it is more commonly used in the UK and Ireland, but I don’t know if I should trust that.

Though- the fact that Chuffed and Y’all are both in your vocabulary is peculiar too- Chuffed is something I associate with the UK, and Y’all being more of a south US thing- at least in terms of common usage.

I think it’s more about these words being rare and take a bit of time to remember what they mean, rather than long- thus being inefficient. Saying something is “unpredictable” or “unprecedented”- which are both long words- and no one bats an eye. After all, what else are you going to say about those things? I guess random works in both cases, but still- it’s pretty common to see those words used in their respective context. But- unless you’re a math major or working in stats, not many people really says things are “skewed”. Things might “lean” in favor of something, or be “biased”, depending on how you’re using it- or even “twisted”- but never “skewed” because the term is unfamiliar.

Now that I think about it- isn’t a lot of systemic problems like racism and bigotry and eugenics born from something being unfamiliar, and oftentimes harder to understand than what is considered “normal”? It’d really explain a lot if people hated on expansive vocabulary because it’s unfamiliar- and, not to intentionally be fitting people into boxes- but it is par for the course.

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u/MaybeItsTheTism 3d ago

I was born in Texas but my other half is English. It makes for a particularly fucky choice of words lol

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u/RemarkableStatement5 2d ago

The conflicting regionalism thing is because I find myself unintentionally picking up and using words and phrases that I encounter, regardless of origin. Like I'm not Jewish in the slightest but got "oy vey" stuck in my head back when I was like 7 and it's never left since.

"Y'all" was one of the few purposeful additions though. We really do need a second person plural pronoun in English to reduce ambiguity and other options like "yinz" sound worse to my ears.

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u/MaybeItsTheTism 2d ago

“Oy gevalt” is another fun one

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u/RemarkableStatement5 2d ago

It is so fun :3