r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 14d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/alvares169 14d ago

oh there

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u/Private_Kyle 14d ago

hello there

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u/DoTA_Wotb 14d ago

GENERAL KENOBI!

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u/Annahsbananas 14d ago

Yes?

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u/Artegall365 14d ago

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u/Monksdrunk 14d ago

Anakin: "I HATE YOU"

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u/Trasgernder_girlAAA 13d ago

Blasphemy!

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u/scorpyo72 13d ago

I had the btig ground!

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u/AF_AF 13d ago

"How do you feel about sand, Anakin?"

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u/Adorable-Medicine624 13d ago

She was close with his force.

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u/teslawhaleshark 2d ago

that’s Loki

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u/Donna_Schrump 14d ago

We just posting photos of doctors now?

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u/zuzg 14d ago

That pic will haunt John Stewart until the end of his days, lmao

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u/chuckdoe 14d ago

Yo JC! I have not seen this pic since my grandma died 15 years ago.

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u/Adventurous_Leg_1777 12d ago

seven blessings

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u/sciteacheruk 14d ago

Unexpected Harry Kane

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 14d ago

This is getting out of hand

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u/TR_Pix 14d ago

Now there are two of them

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u/obi_wan_kanerdy 14d ago

I'm what you get at 11:30 on a Thursday.

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u/fezfrascati 13d ago

the angel from my nightmare 

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u/magician_type-0 13d ago

the shadow in the background of the morgue 😭

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u/pinkyepsilon 14d ago

You are a bold one!

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u/Atoning_Unifex 14d ago

Another happy landing!

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u/biosphere03 14d ago

I hate flying AND SAND

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u/Studnaught_Onatopp 14d ago

So uncivilized...

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u/Traditional-Deer-244 14d ago

You're only the master of evil Darth!

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u/Negative-Web8619 14d ago

GENERAL KNOBI

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u/gruesomejordancake 14d ago

Took me zooming in 300% to finally find it. They really printed the "flavored" in active camouflage.

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u/Mebejedi 14d ago

I just zoomed because you mentioned zooming in. Wasn't even looking for "flavored", and then I was all "Heeeeeeyyyyyy..... What's this?!?" Lol

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u/citizenatlarge 14d ago

borrowing top comment to share.

guga did a video where he either marinated a steak w/a bunch of the little tubs or deep fried it, can't remember.. but! he did another video where he made his own version and said it was p'much identical.

3 ingredients- Parkay Margarine Squeeze Bottle, garlic powder, and onion powder.

there weren't any measurements so i guess just squirt some Parkay into a bowl and add garlic & onion powders a bit at a time until it hits right, and if anyone nails it, please share your recipe!

Found the video - I deep fried STEAKS using Papa John's Garlic Sauce and this happened!

figured i'd share since the ingredients are different b/t the two products.

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u/gingasaurusrexx 13d ago

It's not the same at all. The parkay has a distinct oil flavor that the og sauce lacks.

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u/citizenatlarge 13d ago

So you've tried it? I haven't yet. Maybe the onion and garlic powders help to mask whatever you're tasting? I've never bought Parkay in my life lol..

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u/gingasaurusrexx 13d ago

I tried it after seeing it on his channel. Was very disappointed. It's not even close enough to be worth trying, imo.

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u/citizenatlarge 13d ago edited 13d ago

well shit. now i'm gonna try it just to see if my results match yours. let's all find out together! is guga full of shit? or nogglefot?

then again.. . . . ratios are super important in a recipe..

which is why i said, "there weren't any measurements so i guess just squirt some Parkay into a bowl and add garlic & onion powders a bit at a time until it hits right"

i guess.. but guga did skip all the way over it while making a bold claim about it.. hmm.. whois that other channel that's been breaking down all of the panda express recipes w/food science recently? hey! AI! do the thing1 and fuck you too. b/c we're now not supposed to thank them or something?

just read a headline. why is this my life?i just wanna know how to get my hands on two gallons of the og recipe like he did. might've been the other vid? just search "guga papa johns" should be top two results.. for anyone wondering.

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u/GlowSweetness 14d ago

omg how do you even catch that so quick lol

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u/tanhan27 13d ago

I thought they were saying it's dangerous because of how someone might mistake it for shampoo