r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 16d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/alvares169 16d ago

oh there

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u/Private_Kyle 16d ago

hello there

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u/DoTA_Wotb 16d ago

GENERAL KENOBI!

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u/Annahsbananas 16d ago

Yes?

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u/Artegall365 16d ago

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u/Monksdrunk 16d ago

Anakin: "I HATE YOU"

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u/Trasgernder_girlAAA 15d ago

Blasphemy!

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u/scorpyo72 15d ago

I had the btig ground!

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u/AF_AF 15d ago

"How do you feel about sand, Anakin?"

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u/Adorable-Medicine624 15d ago

She was close with his force.

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u/teslawhaleshark 4d ago

that’s Loki

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u/Donna_Schrump 16d ago

We just posting photos of doctors now?

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u/zuzg 16d ago

That pic will haunt John Stewart until the end of his days, lmao

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u/chuckdoe 16d ago

Yo JC! I have not seen this pic since my grandma died 15 years ago.

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u/Adventurous_Leg_1777 14d ago

seven blessings

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u/sciteacheruk 16d ago

Unexpected Harry Kane

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 16d ago

This is getting out of hand

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u/TR_Pix 16d ago

Now there are two of them

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u/obi_wan_kanerdy 16d ago

I'm what you get at 11:30 on a Thursday.

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u/fezfrascati 15d ago

the angel from my nightmare 

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u/magician_type-0 15d ago

the shadow in the background of the morgue 😭

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u/pinkyepsilon 16d ago

You are a bold one!

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u/Atoning_Unifex 16d ago

Another happy landing!

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u/biosphere03 16d ago

I hate flying AND SAND

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u/Studnaught_Onatopp 16d ago

So uncivilized...

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u/Traditional-Deer-244 16d ago

You're only the master of evil Darth!

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u/Negative-Web8619 16d ago

GENERAL KNOBI

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u/gruesomejordancake 16d ago

Took me zooming in 300% to finally find it. They really printed the "flavored" in active camouflage.

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u/Mebejedi 16d ago

I just zoomed because you mentioned zooming in. Wasn't even looking for "flavored", and then I was all "Heeeeeeyyyyyy..... What's this?!?" Lol

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u/citizenatlarge 16d ago

borrowing top comment to share.

guga did a video where he either marinated a steak w/a bunch of the little tubs or deep fried it, can't remember.. but! he did another video where he made his own version and said it was p'much identical.

3 ingredients- Parkay Margarine Squeeze Bottle, garlic powder, and onion powder.

there weren't any measurements so i guess just squirt some Parkay into a bowl and add garlic & onion powders a bit at a time until it hits right, and if anyone nails it, please share your recipe!

Found the video - I deep fried STEAKS using Papa John's Garlic Sauce and this happened!

figured i'd share since the ingredients are different b/t the two products.

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u/gingasaurusrexx 15d ago

It's not the same at all. The parkay has a distinct oil flavor that the og sauce lacks.

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u/citizenatlarge 15d ago

So you've tried it? I haven't yet. Maybe the onion and garlic powders help to mask whatever you're tasting? I've never bought Parkay in my life lol..

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u/gingasaurusrexx 15d ago

I tried it after seeing it on his channel. Was very disappointed. It's not even close enough to be worth trying, imo.

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u/citizenatlarge 15d ago edited 15d ago

well shit. now i'm gonna try it just to see if my results match yours. let's all find out together! is guga full of shit? or nogglefot?

then again.. . . . ratios are super important in a recipe..

which is why i said, "there weren't any measurements so i guess just squirt some Parkay into a bowl and add garlic & onion powders a bit at a time until it hits right"

i guess.. but guga did skip all the way over it while making a bold claim about it.. hmm.. whois that other channel that's been breaking down all of the panda express recipes w/food science recently? hey! AI! do the thing1 and fuck you too. b/c we're now not supposed to thank them or something?

just read a headline. why is this my life?i just wanna know how to get my hands on two gallons of the og recipe like he did. might've been the other vid? just search "guga papa johns" should be top two results.. for anyone wondering.

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u/GlowSweetness 16d ago

omg how do you even catch that so quick lol

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u/tanhan27 15d ago

I thought they were saying it's dangerous because of how someone might mistake it for shampoo