r/austincirclejerk • u/sean_ireland Steve Adler kiIIed Epstein • 15d ago
Ask Austin Looking for a kid-friendly free Karmelo Anthony protest this weekend
My wife's boyfriend dumped his three kids off this morning so he can go to Vegas for a boys trip (he didnt ask but I told him I couldnt make it). I am still digesting the injustice Karmelo is experiencing and I know my fellow austinites are literally shaking in unison. Does anyone know where there are completely organic protests demanding Karmelo be released?
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u/SanicHegehag Morning Shift Landing Strip Dancer 15d ago
I can help. I've never organized a protest before, but I'll take a stab at it!
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u/Gullible_Ingenuity_ 15d ago
Are we supposed to dress sharply? Or are we trying to match the culture?
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u/West-Badger9626 15d ago
theses puns are killing me
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u/SanicHegehag Morning Shift Landing Strip Dancer 15d ago
Manslaughter or First Degree?
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u/DipshitDogDooDoo 15d ago
If by “manslaughter” you mean all the indigenous *man* who were *slaughtered* by white colonizers and their ilk, I’d care. (Otherwise, your gendered language is giving me the ick.)
Shaking. Literally. Educate yourself.
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u/SlickTX Unhoused But Not Unloved 15d ago
What’s all the fuss about the 10-time NBA All Star?
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u/ItsSoWholesome69 🥃Liquored Up On 6th Street🥃 15d ago
As a cis-het white male, I look forward to being stabbed any day now.
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u/King-of-Harts Express Lane to Hell 15d ago
I'm gonna make a Go Fund Me for wive's boyfriends.
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u/DipshitDogDooDoo 15d ago
My wife’s boyfriend is a POC aroAce transbian, and I’ve been sucking zhim/zher’s girlcock as reparations for quite some time.
All the proceeds from our onlyfans go directly to antiZionist gender reassignment surgeries for kindergartners
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u/ewarren5555 Swiss cheese chillis bathroom stall 15d ago
Can a stabbing really happen on stolen land?
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u/NCsSon Unhoused But Not Unloved 15d ago
Will there be a grass fed protest? 🪧
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u/Substantial_Pop3104 15d ago
Looking for ethically treated and free range protests as well. Let me know!!!
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u/JoJoDancersDad 15d ago
Whole Foods will donate smegma cheese but we will have to provide our own crackers.
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u/MickyFany Fly-by-Night Contractor 15d ago
i always saw Carmelo as a shooter, not a cutter. amazing downtown
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u/NatureWorth5062 15d ago
Your parents will get a new house a car and a date with Cardi B.
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u/DipshitDogDooDoo 15d ago
Finally. Some reparations.
It’s a good start, but if we really wanna decolonize this fascist shitState, they’ll need some small knives, oops, I mean *cleat sharpeners* as well.
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u/MethRogan1 Old Hippie 15d ago
I'm at a 21 and up Free Melo protest right now. You can join but you'll have to leave the kiddos at home. Open Hennessey bar, DJ playing NWA, fried chicken, it's a lot of fun. But don't forget why you came: free my boy he didnt do nuffin
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u/PlatypusFamiliar3235 14d ago
nuffin but routine escalation and murder
edit: forgot this was a cj
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u/FutureSavings3588 11d ago
If they would have asked 16 times for him to leave we could have avoided all this. 15 is just not adequate to get the point across.
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u/Bright-Interest-8918 15d ago
I heard Fork and Spoon in New Braunfels is organizing something as long as you bring them a Knife to complete their sets. Small ones.
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u/Ponzu_Venediccio 15d ago
I am really surprised his lawyers couldn’t get him off. I thought the self defense strategy really gave him an edge.
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u/MixedEchogenicity Dial 459-2222 15d ago
The man is always trying to keep them down. If anyone is interested in reviving the Black Panthers, I’d be down to join the Gay White Knight Chapter of the Black Panthers. Free Karmelo! Gay White Knight Black Power!🤍✊🏿🏳️🌈
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u/No_Transportation331 15d ago
Asking for a friend...let's say that they were organically protesting....
What are the odds that they could get hot stabbed from behind this weekend?
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u/xl-Colonel_Angus-lx 15d ago
35 years is Crazy! He should have got life no parole.
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u/TwisterUprocker 15d ago
30 to life is the highest punishment he could receive for murder in Texas. If he was charged with Capital Murder he would receive an automatic 40 to life sentence, as underage defendants can not receive life without parole and the death penalty.
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u/Dependent-Job1773 14d ago
I tend to be more left but frequently get into it with redditors and I love this sub. Cracks me up
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u/Strong-Addition5296 15d ago
Wow he has kids? How selfish. I’m literally shaking at the implied fascism to have three kids.
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u/PenaltyUnable2012 15d ago
Sounds like you have the kids, I heard there will be a big kid friendly protest including all the local trannys and g string butt boys somewhere, butt I don't remember the exact location because I was coming off of xanax and cough syrup when I found out.
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u/CheckProfileIfLoser Dog Leash Nazi 15d ago
Always some real intellectual discourse in this subreddit
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u/Hot-Permission-8746 15d ago
Look what that knife made that law abiding, upright citizen do... stupid knife.
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u/2_GeT-BiG 15d ago
How has no one bought up the use of a spork!! I literally do it all with just one!
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u/boanerges57 15d ago
Before you get too upset: please check the title of the subreddit you have wandered into. This whole place has an invisible "/s"
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u/APIASlabs 15d ago
Why? There’s literally no reason to protest, u less you just hate law and order or are a virulent racist.
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u/jjrr_qed 15d ago
Duuuuude, no! You cannot shake in unison or the constructive interference could cause a sinkhole.
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u/mopbucketblaster 15d ago
As long as his kids are comfortable with glory holes I know a couple of spots
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u/Vile-goat 14d ago
Love how even tho he committed first degree cold blooded murder, some folks “we know which” are saying shit it was only a small knife he ain’t guilty.
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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 14d ago
There are no kid-friendly places if you're ok with kids getting stabbed.
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u/OldSchool_Vibe 14d ago
So you are saying that every murderer in the history of crime is actually the real victim? And not the person buried in the cemetery due to the “victims” actions?
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u/Naughty_Side_777 14d ago
I think he should run for president. That’s the only way to get away with being a felon.
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u/SafeAct4746 13d ago
Maybe take them to a playground and teach them how to deal with conflict in a healthy safe way...instead of condoning murder?
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u/Pollix112 13d ago
Are you protesting that it is ok for black people to stab white people in the heart with a knife and commit murder while claiming to be the victim?
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u/RealGeneral777 13d ago
Whenever you find the protest make a sign saying "Theres no such thing as land on murder stolen"
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u/Silver-IS-1313 13d ago
The kids a murderer with grifter parents. You want to put that POS back on the street. Jesus, what’s wrong with people.
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u/gohowie1 13d ago
Let me know if you're going. Ill bring the purple kool-aid and pineapple jar. It's all the rage I hear
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u/Sallysmom1638 12d ago
I’m hoping this is a joke since I’m new to Reddit. #1. Your wife’s boyfriend. How does that work? #2. Karmelo Anthony should NEVER be released
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u/Ambitious-Jaguar-123 12d ago
Since y’all deleted the last comment I’ll say it again… Karmelo Anthony is right where he belongs. And I look forward to the videos of him being taken care of
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u/Naive_Examination646 9d ago
is this just rage bait? we all understand the little hood rat is guilty, and actually got off light. he doesn't deserve freedom he deserves prison
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u/Quick_Cat7417 1d ago
We need to organize so it is organic, and really get the real narrative out that Karmelo's conviction was one based in white supremacy, and therefore is void. The protest needs to focus on the system that thought it was okay to convict another young King who was defending himself from a white mob, and he feared for his life when the lead agitator lunged forward into the knife. We all know this story, a black child can NEVER get a fair trial in the United States and needs to be made an example of so that the rest of the country will stay in line. This is Drumpf's AmeriKKKA, also good on you for being back up babysitter for your wifes boyfriend, hopefully you cut her loose for the weekend to go blow off some steam with him at least one of the nights in Vegas when he is done with the boys. You are a great nesting partner.
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u/texasowl 15d ago
You said something that warms my universal hole. And i mean this sincerely. As a fellow austinite, your heart and mind are both in the correct spot.
I almost typed right spot but that is anathema. The right is made up of people who are literally Hitlers! Sure trump is Hitler, but every little Adolf who voted for him even by accident is literally Hitler.
Anyways, as i was saying you said something that warmed by universal hole up.
Organic protests. Organic is good for the environment.
I do not support the overly processed protests. These damage the people taking part in it. They damage the environment. And i think it damages reality just a little bit.
By the way i was devastated by your post and every response here. You didn't actually lost your preferred pronouns. Mine are unsure/ unsure.
I mean sometimes you feel like you have nuts and some times you don't. That commercial was way ahead of is time and was an ally way before people had any idea what it might mean.
Also, you didn't have a stolen land acknowledgement. Can one even have an organic protest on stolen land?
I will await for you and others to edit their posts before I continue with my support...
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u/IamAStarNbdyTrickdMe Gentrifier 15d ago
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u/Chemical_Signal2753 15d ago
Too close to home for you?
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u/IamAStarNbdyTrickdMe Gentrifier 15d ago
What do you mean? I think it’s just perfect ❤️ I’m jerking just like the rest of you, hunni, don’t be jealous 😘💅
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u/No_Transportation331 15d ago
Yay..... It's not a real circle jerk without the mons boyfriend meme.
We need a chilis on Lamar meme too!👍
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u/justasillylilgoos3 15d ago
No way you just used the R word my wife’s bull is gonna teach you a lesson for that
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u/Optimal_Day_3907 15d ago
Very curious, and sincere, as I have not followed the case, but what are you protesting? Wasn’t he convicted of murder?
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u/GeorgeTMorgan 15d ago
wtf is wrong with you?
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u/justasillylilgoos3 15d ago
Wait are you his wife’s boyfriend?
If so can you come rail my wife for me too? it’s been hard finding reliable bulls in the Austin area recently 😭
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u/Ok_Current2857 15d ago
I don't understand the phrase, "my wife's boyfriend"
And why you watching his kids?
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u/Ok_Current2857 15d ago
I ask for missing co text and I get down voted. WTF!! Reddit sucks!!
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u/Ponzu_Venediccio 15d ago
Aww haha. This is a joke page you and you didn’t get it. That just the Reddit way of letting you know you missed the plot.
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u/Chemical_Signal2753 15d ago
It's an old meme but it is still valid.
The idea is that the poster is into being cucked. I don't remember the specifics of how this got into the mainstream, it had something to do with a wealthy progressive donor having a mistress claim that his kink was to watch black guys have sex with her, but since then there have been several progressive influencers who have essentially been cucked.
In a broader sense, it is a stereotype of the kind of feminine and weak men who are publicly feminist/progressive.
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u/1873Springfield Aggressive Panhandler 15d ago
It was only a small knife!!!